WELCOME, WELCOME.

歡迎，歡迎。

GATHER AROUND ONE AND ALL.

聚集在一個人和所有。

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE ON THIS NIGHT SO FILLED WITH

謝謝你這麼多的光臨 在這個夜晚，所以充滿了。

DRAMATIC BREAKING NEWS.

戲劇性的新聞。

♪♪♪ LET'S GET TO THE NUMBER ONE

"讓我們來談談一號人物吧

STORY TRENDING IN AMERICA: MR. POTATO HEAD IS NO LONGER A

故事在美國的趨勢：先生。洋芋頭不再是一個 "大塊頭"。

MISTER.

MISTER.

AGAIN -- AND I'M NATIONAL MONUMENT MAKING THIS UP, THE

再一次... ...我是國家紀念碑的編造者，這...

NUMBER ONE STORY TRENDING IN AMERICA.

排名第一的故事在美國的趨勢。

ARE WE LIVE?

我們還活著嗎？

WHY DIDN'T GO WE LIVE?

為什麼不走我們的生活？

WHY AREN'T WE LIVE?!

為什麼我們不活了？

MR. POTATO HEAD IS NO LONGER A MISTER!

MR. POTATO HEAD IS NO LONGER A MISTER!POTATO HEAD IS NO LONGER A MISTER！

AND NOT, AS I ORIGINALLY ASSUMED, BECAUSE HE FINALLY

而不是像我最初假設的那樣，因為他終於... ...

FINISHED HIS PH.D...

完成了他的博士... ...

HIS POTATO HEAD DOCTORATE.

他的洋芋頭博士。

NO, IT'S BECAUSE HASBRO IS GIVING THE SPUD A GENDER NEUTRAL

不，那是因為哈斯布羅給了 "洋芋 "一箇中性的性別。

NEW NAME: POTATO HEAD.

新名字：POTATO HEAD.

BUT IF IT'S NOT ASSIGNED A GENDER, WHAT BATHROOM WILL IT

但是，如果沒有指定性別，它將會在哪個浴室裡？

USE?pNATURALLY WHEN THIS NEWS HI TWITTER, THE WORLD'S TOP IDIOTS

USE?pNATURALLY當這個新聞HI TWITTER，世界上的頂級IDIOTS。

WEIGHED IN.

稱重。

PIERS MORGAN TWEETED, "WHO WAS ACTUALLY OFFENDED BY MR. POTATO

PIERS MORGAN在推特上說："WHO WAS ACTUALLY OFFENDED BY MR.洋芋

HEAD BEING MALE?

頭部是男性？

I WANT NAMES.

我想要名字。

THESE WOKE IMBECILES ARE DESTROYING THE WORLD."

這些醒目的白痴正在毀滅世界。"

YES, THEY'RE DESTROYING THE WORLD!

是的，他們正在毀滅世界！

HOW WILL CHILDREN GROW UP WITHOUT A STRONG MALE POTATO

如果沒有強壯的男性洋芋，孩子們如何成長？

ROLE MODEL?

角色模型？

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TOTS?

沒人想到托特族的事嗎？

PIERS, I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT PART OF THIS IS INHERENTLY "MALE" TO

皮爾斯，我必須要問，什麼部分是固有的 "男性"，以

YOU?

你呢？

I MEAN, TRUE, THE SOFT CURVES DO RESEMBLE MY TORSO, BUT THAT'S

我的意思是，確實，柔軟的曲線確實很像我的軀幹，但那是...

BECAUSE AFTER 11 MONTHS OF PANDEMIC, I'M MOSTLY POTATO

因為經過11個月的恐慌症，我是個洋芋人

MYSELF.

我自己。

SPEAKING OF THE PANDEMIC, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

說到氾濫成災，我有好消息和壞消息。

THE GOOD NEWS IS SCIENCE.

好消息是科學。

THE BAD NEWS IS EVOLUTION.

壞消息是進化。

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF MY "I

我將在今晚的 "我 "中告訴你一切。

REALLY WISH IT WOULD END" SEGMENT, "CATCH A THIRD WAVE:

真的希望它能結束"環節，"捕捉第三波"。

ENDLESS BUMMER."

無盡的繁華。"

("BEAUTIFUL DREAMER") >> ♪ BEAUTIFUL FEVER

("美麗的夢想家")>> 美麗的恐懼。

ONE HUNDRED AND THREE.

一百零三。

♪ PLEASE GO AND LICK ALL OF THE ELDERLY

請去舔所有的老年人

♪ SNEEZE ON A DOOR KNOB DON'T VACCINATE

在門把手上打噴嚏，不要打針

♪ BREATHE ME INTO ALL OF YOUR LUNGS

把我吸入你所有的肺部。

I CAN'T WAIT ♪ THANK YOU!

我不能等待 謝謝你！

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

謝謝你非常多！

I'LL BE HERE ALL YEAR!

我今年都會在這裡！

OW!

嗷！

OW OW!

嗷嗷嗷！

OKAY!

好吧！

STOP, STOP!

停，停！

THIS IS BECOMING ABUSIVE NOW!

這是變的虐待了！

OKAY!

好吧！

I'M GOING, I'M GOING!

我要走了，我要走了!

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ANIMATORS DON'T

( 笑 ) >> 史蒂芬：卡通片不需要。

REALIZE I CAN'T SHOOT THAT FAST.

我知道我不能這麼快就開槍了

I'M NOT LEGLESS OVER HERE.

我不是在這裡沒有腿。

>> OW!

>> 嗷！

>> Stephen: I HAVEN'T HIT YOU YET.

>> 我還沒打你呢。

>> BUT YOU'RE GOING TO.

>> 但你要去。

>> Stephen: NO, I'M NOT.

>> 史蒂芬：不，我不是。

EVIE'S HERE.

EVIE的在這裡。

WATCH OUT!

小心點！

IT'S A TOY!

這是一個玩具！

HE CAN'T POKE ANY EYES OUT.

他不能戳任何眼睛出來。

CHRIS HAS GGLES ON.

克里斯有GGLES上。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

HE'S NO FOOL.

他不是傻瓜。

HE'S GOT GOGGLES ON.

他有眼鏡。

MARK, HOW YOU DOING?

馬克，你怎麼樣？

YOU'VE GOT THE NINJA SKILLS.

你已經有了忍者技能。

CAN YOU CATCH THIS IN MIDAIR?

你能在空中抓住這個嗎？

>> THAT'S VERY IRRESPONSIBLE OF YOU.

>> 你真是太不負責任了。

>> Stephen: I'M VERY IRRESPONSIBLE.

>> 史蒂芬：我非常不負責任。

THIS WILL ALL BE EDIT UTO, NO DOUBT.

這將是所有編輯UTO，毫無疑問。

FIRST UP, THE BAD NEWS -- THE CORONAVIRUS KEEPS EVOLVING

首先是壞消息 -- -- 蠍子病毒繼續進化。

INTO MORE CONTAGIOUS AND DEADLY STRAINS.

變成更有毒性和致命性的線。

FIRST, WE HAD THE BRITISH VARIANT, THEN THE SOUTH AFRICAN

首先，我們有英國的變種，然後是南非的變種

VARIANT, THE BRAZILIAN, THE CALIFORNIAN.

變種人，巴西人，加州人。

OF COURSE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRAVEL THE WORLD TO GET THESE.

當然，你不需要到世界各地去找這些東西。

THEY'RE ALL AVAILABLE AT DISNEY'S NEW THEME PARK:

它們都可以在迪斯尼的新主題公園使用。

EP-COUGH.

EP -COUGH。

WELL, NOW SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A NEW CORONAVIRUS VARIANT IN NEW

好了，現在科學家們在新發現了一種新的冠狀病毒變種。

YORK CITY.

YORK CITY.

IT'S A LOT LIKE REGULAR COVID, BUT ONCE IT'S IN YOUR BODY, IT

它很像常規的COVID，但一旦它在你的身體，它的。

GENTRIFIES YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM UNTIL EVEN THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS

培養您的免疫系統，直到白血球為止。

CAN'T AFFORD TO STAY.

無法承受住。

THE NEW STRAIN WASN'T JUST DISCOVERED HERE, RESEARCHERS

研究人員發現，新菌種並不只是在這裡發現的。

BELIEVE IT IS "HOME-GROWN, PRESUMABLY IN NEW YORK."

相信它是 "在紐約本土種植的"

SURE, NEW YORKERS DEMAND THAT THEIR VIRUS BE LOCALLY-SOURCED,

當然，紐約人要求他們的病毒是在地生產的。

FARM TO TABLE, SUBWAY TO LUNGS.

從農場到餐桌，從地鐵到肺部。

YOU DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE "BRIDGE AND TUNNEL" VIRUSES.

你不會想要那種 "橋樑和隧道 "病毒的。

RESEARCHERS SAY THE NEW STRAIN IS MORE CONTAGIOUS AND MAY CAUSE

研究人員稱，新的病原體更具有傳染性，可能會導致。

MORE SEVERE DISEASE.

更嚴重的病症。

♪ IF YOU CAN GET IT HERE IT WILL BE MUCH MORE SEVERE

如果你能得到它在這裡，它將會更嚴重的。

♪ WORSE THAN THE FLU NEW YORK, NEW-- ♪

比流感更糟糕的紐約，新 -

(COUGH) DESPITE ALL THE NEW VARIANTS,

儘管所有的新變種。

THERE IS GOOD NEWS.

有一個好消息。

YESTERDAY, THE F.D.A. ANNOUNCED THAT JOHNSON & JOHNSON'S NEW

昨天，美國聯邦藥物管理局宣佈，約翰遜和約翰遜的新

COVID-19 VACCINE IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE, AND ONLY REQUIRES A

COVID-19 疫苗是安全有效的，而且只需要在醫生的指導下使用。

SINGLE DOSE.

單劑量。

YOU ONLY NEED ONE SHOT?

你只需要一槍？

THAT MUST BE A REALLY POWERFUL INJECTION.

這一定是一個非常強大的注射。

AND, I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF THE FIRST RECIPIENT:

而且，我被告知，我們有第一個收件人的鏡頭。

( CRYING ) ( GASPING )

（哭） （喘氣）。

>> IF YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, THEN SAY SOMETHING.

>> 如果你是對的，那就說點什麼吧。

>> CAN I GO TO A RESTAURANT NOW?

>> 我現在可以去餐廳嗎？

>> STEPHEN: SO, THE VACCINES ARE WORKING.

>> 疫苗起作用了。

THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS TO GET PEOPLE TO TAKE THEM, BECAUSE

下一個挑戰是要讓人們接受它們，因為。

ACCORDING TO ONE RECENT POLL, ABOUT ONE IN THREE AMERICANS SAY

根據最近的一項民意調查，大約三分之一的美國人說，"我的意思是說，我是一個很好的人。

THEY DEFINITELY OR PROBABLY WON'T GET THE COVID-19 VACCINE.

他們肯定或可能不會得到COVID -19疫苗。

YES, A THIRD OF AMERICANS ARE TOO CONCERNED ABOUT THE HEALTH

是的，三分之一的美國人過於擔心健康問題。

IMPLICATIONS TO GET A VACCINE, BUT THEY'LL LINE UP FOR ARBY'S

暗示要去打疫苗，但他們會排隊去打阿比的。

NEW MEAT MOUNTAIN.

新肉山。

ARBY'S!

ARBY'S！

WE HAVE -- NO SHAME!

我們有 - 沒有羞恥感！

( LAUGHTER ) TODAY, IN ORDER TO GET MORE

（笑）今天，為了得到更多。

PEOPLE TO TAKE VACCINES, THE AD COUNCIL LAUNCHED A NEW

人們打針疫苗的時候，助理理事會發起了一項新的計劃。

CAMPAIGN.

CAMPAIGN：

IT TAKES A LOOK: >> AS THE COVID-19 VACCINES

它採取了一個看。>> 隨著COVID-19疫苗的問世。

BECOME AVAILABLE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF, SHOULD I GET

成為可用的，你可能會問自己，我是否應該得到。

IT?

IT？

AND IF I DO, WILL I GO ABOUT LIFE WITHOUT PUTTING MY FAMILY

如果我這麼做了，我還能不把家人放在眼裡嗎？

AT RISK?

風險？

YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, AND THAT'S NORMAL.

你有問題，這很正常。

THE FACT IS, THE VACCINES ARE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.

事實是，疫苗是安全和有效的。

THEY'RE GOING TO SAVE LIVES.

他們要去拯救生命。

BECAUSE GETTING BACK TO THE MOMENTS WE MISS STARTS WITH

因為要回到我們所懷念的時刻，就得先從

GETTING INFORMED.

獲取信息。

IT'S UP TO YOU.

這取決於你。

>> STEPHEN: IT'S A NICE SENTIMENT, BUT "IT'S UP TO YOU"

>> 這是個不錯的想法，但 "這取決於你"

IS WHY WE HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

這就是為什麼我們有這個問題。

WE NEED EVERYONE TO GET THE VACCINE.

我們需要每個人都得到 疫苗。

HOW ABOUT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FORCEFUL AND HONEST, LIKE

不如來點更有力和更誠實的，比如說

"DON'T KILL GRANDMA!", OR "NO ONE HAS POLIO-- CAN YOU

"不要殺奶奶！"，或 "沒有人有政治 - 你能。

GUESS WHY?" IN O.G. CORONAVIRUS NEWS, THE

猜猜為什麼？"在O.G. CORONAVIRUS新聞中，The

CHINESE GOVERNMENT CAUSED A STIR RECENTLY WHEN THEY ROLLED OUT

中國政府最近推出的 "中國製造 "引起了轟動。

THEIR ANAL SWAB CORONAVIRUS TEST.

他們的肛門拭子冠狀病毒測試。

THERE WERE ALWAYSABLE GASUPS IN THIS ROOM WHEN I READ THAT.

當我讀到這句話的時候，這個房間裡總是會有氣喘吁吁的感覺。

SEEMS LIKE AN INDIRECT WAY TO GET TO THE NOSE.

似乎是一個直接的方式來獲得的鼻子。

EXACTLY HOW LONG ARE THOSE Q-TIPS?

這些Q-TIPS到底有多長？

THE CHINESE CLAIM THAT THE ANAL SWABS ARE MORE ACCURATE, BUT

中國人聲稱安氏篩查儀更準確，但。

THEY PROMISED THE TESTS WOULD BE RARE.

他們承諾的測試會很罕見。

WELL, EVIDENTLY, MEDIUM-RARE BECAUSE U.S. OFFICIALS IN CHINA

好吧，很明顯，中度罕見，因為美國官員在中國。

HAVE TOLD THE STATE DEPARTMENT THAT THEY HAD BEEN SUBJECTED TO

已告訴國務院，他們已經受到了傷害。

THE ANAL TESTS.

ANAL測試：

A CHINESE FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON CLAIMED THAT CHINA

中國外交部發言人稱中國

HAS NEVER ASKED U.S. DIPLOMATS IN CHINA TO GO THROUGH ANAL SWAB

從來沒有要求美國在中國的留學生進行解剖棉籤測試。

TESTS.

測試：

THE KEY WORD IS "ASKED."

關鍵字是 "問"。

NOTORIOUSLY, THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WAIT FOR

眾所周知，中國政府並沒有等待

PERMISSION.

許可證：

EXHIBIT A: THIS GUY.

展覽A：這個傢伙。

HIS BIOPSY SHOULD BE BACK ANY DAY NOW.

他的傳記應該隨時都會回來。

WE TOOK AWAY HIS GENITALS.

我們拿走了他的基因。

WE DIDN'T BLUR THEM, WE LITERALLY REMOVED THEM

我們沒有模糊它們，我們真的把它們刪除了。

DIGITALLY.

數字化。

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHEN WE FOUND THIS GRAPHIC EARLIER

女士們，先生們，當我們早些時候發現這幅圖畫的時候，

TODAY, THE MAN, YOU KNOW -- IT'S THE BODY AND THE PART OF THE

今天，男人，你知道的 -- 這是身體和身體的一部分。

BODY THAT'S DOWN THERE.

屍體在那裡。

WE THOUGHT CBS WASN'T GOING TO LET US SHOW THAT, BUT I DIDN'T

我們以為哥倫比亞廣播公司不會讓我們播放，但我沒有。

KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO YANK THEM.

我知道他們會把他們趕走的。

I THOUGHT A TASTEFULLY BLUR OR BLACK BAR OR SOMETHING.

我想，一個美味的模糊或黑色的酒吧或什麼的。

WHAT IF WE COME TO?

如果我們來了呢？

THE U.S. SAID THEY AREN'T GOING TO TAKE THIS LYING DOWN, OR EVEN

美國說他們不會接受這種謊言，甚至是

BENT OVER.

彎腰。

A STATE DEPARTMENT SPOKESPERSON SAID THEY'RE "COMMITTED TO

國務院發言人說，他們 "致力於"。

GUARANTEEING THE SAFETY AND SECURITY OF AMERICAN DIPLOMATS

保證美國DIPLOMATS的安全和保障。

AND THEIR FAMILIES WHILE PRESERVING THEIR DIGNITY

在維護自身尊嚴的情況下與家人的關係

CONSISTENT WITH THE VIENNA CONVENTION ON DIPLOMATIC

符合《維也納外交關係公約》的規定。

RELATIONS."

關係。"

YES, THE VIENNA CONVENTION IS VERY CLEAR.

是的，《維也納公約》非常明確。

SAYS IT RIGHT IN THE PREAMBLE: NO BUTT STUFF.

在序言中說：沒有屁股的東西。

SPEAKING OF ASSES: THE JANUARY 6 INSURRECTION.

說到ASSES。1月6日的保險：

THERE'S MORE FALLOUT, AND I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S

還有更多的後遺症，我會在今晚的節目中告訴你。

"SEDITIONIST ROUND-UP ROUNDUP."

"SEDITIONIST ROUNDUP ROUNDUP"。

>> I'M IN THE MOOOOOOD FOR JUSTICE!

>> 我在為正義而戰！

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, BESSIE.

>> 史蒂芬：謝謝你，BESSIE。

FIRST INTO THE PADDYWAGON IS ALLEGED INSURRECTIONIST AND MAN

第一輛上了巡邏車的是被指控的保險商和男子。

GOOGLING "HOW TO WEAR A MASK," RICHARD

谷歌 "如何戴面具"，理查德。

MICHETTI.

MICHETTI：

MICHETTI WAS IDENTIFIED AS ONE OF THE CAPITOL RIOTERS BECAUSE

MICHETTI被認定為首都暴動者之一，因為：

HE APPARENTLY TOOK A BREAK FROM THE RIOTING TO ARGUE WITH HIS

他似乎從暴亂中抽身出來，與他的家人爭論。

EX-GIRLFRIEND OVER TEXT MESSAGE.

前女友在簡訊中。

COME ON, MAN!

來吧，夥計！

YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE THING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT AT A TIME.

你每次都要挑一件事來生氣。

"STOP THE STEAL!

"停止偷竊！

HANG MIKE PENCE!

懸掛邁克-彭斯！

SCREW YOU, LIZ!

去你媽的，利茲！

RETURN MY HOODIE!" MICHETTI WENT ON A MID-RIOT

把我的圍巾還給我！"MICHETTI去了一箇中間暴動。

TEXTING SPREE, SENDING HIS FORMER GIRLFRIEND PHOTOS AND

發短信的SPREE，發送他的前女友照片和

VIDEOS OF THE MOB, AND THEN A MESSAGE READING, "IF YOU CAN'T

視頻的暴徒，然後一個消息讀，"如果你不能，"。

SEE THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN, YOU'RE A MORON."

你看選舉被偷了，你是個白痴。"

YEAH, "YOU'RE A MORON" SAID THE MAN INSULTING HIS EX AFTER

是的，"你是一個白痴 "說的男人侮辱他的前夫後，。

TEXTING HER VIDEO EVIDENCE OF HIS FEDERAL CRIMES.

給她發視頻證明他的聯邦犯罪。

EVIDENTLY, MICHETTI'S EX DIDN'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO BEING CALLED

很明顯，MICHETTI的前男友並沒有太好意思被稱為

A MORON, AND PROMPTLY TOLD THE F.B.I. THAT HE WAS AT THE

一個白痴，並立即告訴聯邦調查局，他是在那裡。

CAPITOL, AND HE NOW FACES UP TO 20 YEARS IN PRISON.

首都，他現在面臨著長達20年的監禁。

YOU GO, GIRL!

你去，女孩！

THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU WON THE BREAKUP.

這時候你就知道你贏了分手。

"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT CHELSEA?

"你聽說過切爾西的事嗎?

SHE'S DOING AMAZING!

她做得很好!

SHE GOT A KILLER HAIRCUT, SHE'S DATING A GREAT NEW GUY, AND SHE

她得到了一個致命的髮型，她的約會 一個偉大的新的傢伙，和她的。

SENT RICHARD TO FEDERAL PRISON.

送理查德到聯邦監獄。

SLAY, QUEEN!" ( LAUGHTER )

殺，女王！"（笑）

NEXT UP IN THE LASSO OF THE LAW: THIS WEEK, CHARGES WERE FILED

下一個法律的拉索。本週，有人提出了起訴。

AGAINST QUEENS RESIDENT AND MAN SAYING, "YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

反對皇后區居民和男子說："你在跟我說話嗎？"。

CUZ MY KIDS WON'T TALK TO ME," PHILLIP GRILLO.

"CUZ我的孩子們不會跟我說話，"PHILLIP GRILLO。

GRILLO IS A LOCAL G.O.P. LEADER, WHO REFERRED TO HIMSELF ON

GRILLO是當地的G.O.P.領導人，他在網上稱自己為 "G.O.P."。

FACEBOOK AS "THE REPUBLICAN MESSIAH."

FACEBOOK作為 "共和國彌賽亞"。

WE HAVE A STATEMENT FROM THE CAPITOL POLICE ABOUT GRILLO'S

我們有一份首都警察關於GRILLO'S的聲明。

CLAIM: >> HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A

主張：>>他不是彌賽亞，他是一個。

VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

非常醜陋的男孩!

>> STEPHEN: NEXT UP, TEXAS REALTOR JENNA RYAN, WHO TOOK

>> 接下來是德州房產經紀人JENNA RYAN，她把她的名字改成了 "JENNA RYAN"。

A PRIVATE JET TO THE RIOT, AND THEN-- MAYBE TO MAKE HER FLIGHT

一架私人飛機去暴亂現場，然後... ...也許可以讓她搭上飛機。

TAX DEDUCTIBLE-- SHE TURNED INSURRECTION INTO AN AD.

扣稅的--她把保險變成了廣告。

>> WE'RE GOING TO (BLEEP) GO IN HERE.

>> 我們要去（嗶）進去這裡。

LIFE OR DEATH, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

生或死，這並不重要。

HERE WE GO.

在這裡，我們去。

Y'ALL KNOW WHO TO HIRE FOR YOUR REALTOR.

你們都知道該找誰做你的房地產經紀人了。

JENNA RYAN, YOUR REALTOR.

詹娜-瑞恩，你的房地產經紀人。

U.S.A.!

美國！

( CHANTING U.S.A. ) >> STEPHEN: YOU GO, GIRL!

你去吧，女孩！

YOU GET YOUR PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN!

您可以獲得您的產品定位!

IT REMINDS ME OF AFTER JOHN WILKES BOOTH SHOT LINCOLN AND

這讓我想起了約翰-威爾克斯在舞臺上射殺林肯和

JUMPED FROM THE BALCONY SHOUTING, "I'M NOT GOING TO PAY

從陽臺上跳下來，大喊："我不會付錢的。

A LOT FOR THIS MUFFLER!" IN THE DAYS LEADING UP TO HER

"很多錢都是為了這塊木頭！"在通往她的日子裡... ...

ARREST, RYAN WAS DEFIANT.

逮捕，賴安是不服氣的。

BUT ACCORDING TO THE "WASHINGTON POST," FACING FEDERAL CHARGES

但據 "華盛頓郵報 "報道，面臨聯邦指控。

AND ABANDONED BY THE PEOPLE SHE CALLS PATRIOTS, SHE SAID SHE

被她稱為愛國者的人拋棄，她說她...

FEELS BETRAYED.

感覺被背叛了。

>> I BOUGHT INTO A LIE, AND THE LIE IS THE LIE, AND IT'S

>> 我陷入了一個謊言，而謊言就是謊言，它是。

EMBARRASSING.

尷尬的。

>> STEPHEN: OH, I BET IT IS.

>> 哦，我想是的。

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HELPS WITH EMBARRASSMENT?

但你知道什麼能幫助緩解尷尬嗎？

GETTING AWAY FROM PEOPLE SO YOU CAN'T HEAR THE MEAN

遠離人們，所以你不能聽到的意思。

THINGS THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT YOU.

他們對你的評價：

TAKE A LITTLE TIME TO CENTER YOURSELF.

花點時間來給自己定位。

LIKE FIVE TO SEVEN YEARS.

像五到七年。

FOUR WITH GOOD BEHAVIOR.

乖巧的四人組。

SOME RIOTERS ARE BEING A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHO LIED T

一些暴亂分子對誰撒謊的問題說得更具體了。

THEM LIKE THE SO-CALLED ZIP TIE GUY, LATER REFIELD TO BE

他們像所謂的拉鍊的傢伙，後來被反駁為。

UNEMPLOYED TENNESSEE BARTENDER AND MAN SCREAMING "TINY PENIS!",

未就業的田納西州酒保和男子尖叫 "小雞雞！"。

ERIC MUNCHEL.

ERIC MUNCHEL.

IN A LEGAL MOTION FILED EARLIER THIS MONTH, THE "MUNCH" INSISTED

在本月早些時候提出的一項法律動議中，"MUNCH "堅稱：

HIS ACTIONS WERE A DIRECT RESPONSE TO MONTHS OF COMMENTS

他的行動是對數月來的評論的直接回應。

MADE BY THE FORMER PRESIDENT.

前任主席所做。

YES, BECAUSE THERE'S NO MORE TIME-HONORED DEFENSE FOR A