Name: 佐治亞州堅持反對總統試圖竊取其選舉團選票的路線。 (Georgia Holds The Line Against The President's Attempt To Steal Its Electoral College Votes)
Uploaded: 2020-12-08T18:21:57.000Z
Duration: 11 min 31 s

welcome to like, Oh, I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

歡迎來到喜歡，哦，我是你的主人，斯蒂芬・科爾伯特。

I'm dying to find out how much of what I just said ends up in tonight's show.

我很想知道我剛才說的那些話，最後有多少會出現在今晚的節目中。

Ladies and gentlemen, we're all looking forward to the miracle of Santa going all around the world in a single night.

女士們，先生們，我們都在期待著聖誕老人在一夜之間走遍世界的奇蹟。

But you know, it's moving almost as fast a Santa Coronavirus.

但你知道，它的移動速度幾乎和Santa Coronavirus一樣快。

I'll tell you all about it in my ongoing segment.

我將在我正在進行的環節中告訴大家。

Yeah, I think I was a little late over the weekend.

是啊，我想我是有點晚了 在週末。

U S Cove in 19 hospitalizations hit another record high.

19家醫院中的U S庫再創歷史新高。

Which is why we all need to protect each other by staying home where you can sit alone on your couch and hit a record high.

這就是為什麼我們都需要保護對方，呆在家裡，你可以一個人坐在沙發上，創下歷史新高。

Experts they're trying to help Americans brace for how bad things will get.

專家們他們正試圖幫助美國人做好準備，以應對事情會變得多麼糟糕。

Take coronavirus response Coordinator Dr Deborah Berks, seen here explaining the plot of Alien V.

以冠狀病毒反應協調員Deborah Berks博士為例，在這裡看到他在解釋《異形V》的情節。

Birks appeared on the meet the press yesterday and said that the winter surge would be the worst event in U.

Birks昨天出現在媒體見面會上，並表示冬季潮將是美國最嚴重的事件。

你在王座上的時間已經結束了。

Out, out brief candle now one major differences with the other most tragic events in American history.

出，出短暫的蠟燭現在一個與美國曆史上其他最悲慘的事件有重大區別。

Back then, you didn't have a big chunk of the population saying it's a hoax.

那時候，你沒有一大半的人說這是個騙局。

Today, December 7th is the anniversary of Pearl Harbor.

今天，12月7日是珍珠港事件紀念日。

You never heard FDR say this December 7th 1941 a date which will live in infamy because the Japanese air forces ah, hoax.

你從來沒有聽過FDR說過1941年12月7日這個日子會因為日本空軍啊，惡作劇而臭名遠揚。

It's all a plot by the Vanderbilts to implant telegraph wires in your brain.

這都是範德比爾特家族的陰謀，在你的大腦裡植入電報線。

One of the latest people affected is the president's lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, seen here pinching out a closing statement.

最新受到影響的人之一是總統的律師魯迪-朱利安尼，在這裡看到他捏出了一份結束語。

Yesterday, we learned that Giuliani tested positive for coronavirus.

昨天，我們得知朱利安尼的冠狀病毒檢測呈陽性。

Okay, for a man his age, it is a troubling diagnosis, but I have no doubt he will get the same top notch medical care the president did.

好吧，對於他這個年齡的人來說，這是一個令人不安的診斷，但我毫不懷疑他將得到和總統一樣的頂級醫療服務。

另外，你知道，魯迪會保持水分。

He drinks so many fluids, they leak out of his skull.

他喝了太多的液體，他們從他的頭骨裡漏出來。

Giuliani has traveled extensively to battleground states in recent days and met with officials for hours at a time, without wearing a mask that is so reckless they willingly sat in the same room with Rudy Giuliani's teeth.

朱利安尼近幾日廣泛前往戰場各州，與官員們一見如故，一見就是幾個小時，沒有戴上口罩，以至於他們心甘情願地與魯迪-朱利安尼的牙齒坐在同一個房間裡。

朱利安尼是不是已經無地自容了？

He's also tried to coax his own witnesses to take their masks off.

他還試圖哄騙自己的證人摘下面具。

Miss Jacob, I don't want you to do this if you feel uncomfortable.

雅各布小姐，如果你覺得不舒服，我不希望你這麼做.

But would you be comfortable taking a mask off so that people could hear you more clearly?

但你能不能把口罩摘下來，讓別人聽得更清楚？

Are you sure you don't wanna take the mask off?

Typhoid Rudy is such a disease vector that the Arizona Legislature is closing for a week after he spent two days with massless GOP lawmakers.

傷寒魯迪就是這樣一個病媒，以至於亞利桑那州立法機構要關閉一週，因為他和無獒的GOP立法者呆了兩天。

So for just a partial list of Rudy's achievements since the election, he has lost 48 lawsuits.

所以，僅就魯迪自選舉以來的部分成績而言，他已經輸掉了48場官司。

He melted on camera, He farted in court, he got co vid and he shut down a state legislature.

他在鏡頭前融化了，他在法庭上放屁，他被拍了下來，他還關閉了一個州議會。

The only thing more embarrassing would be if he married his own cousin.

唯一更尷尬的是，如果他娶了自己的表妹。

儘管我們的橡木還是要繼續說話。

Serious illness The president has vowed to continue the fight against democracy, and I'll give you the latest in my unfortunately ongoing segment.

嚴重的疾病總統發誓要繼續反對民主的鬥爭，我將在我不幸的持續部分給你最新的資訊。

Kurita Kurita ask contacts just loves Kim John I will not go away the road from the White House.

慄田慄田問聯繫人只是愛金約翰我不會走的路從白宮。

There's been yet another huge blow to the president's coup attempt because just hours ago, Georgia re certified its presidential election results, once again finding Joe Biden as the winner following three counts of ballots.

對總統的政變企圖又是一個巨大的打擊，因為就在幾個小時前，格魯吉亞重新認證了總統選舉結果，再次發現喬-拜登在三次計票後獲勝。

Well, like the saying goes, Third time's the same as the first and the second time on Lee.

俗話說得好，第三次和第一次一樣，第二次對李。

不要覺得自己被排除在外，總統先生。

Biden may have won the Peach State, but you got impeached and that will never go away.

拜登也許贏得了桃州，但你被彈劾了，這永遠不會消失。

But it's the moment the president has been dreading to try to keep this from happening.

但這是總統一直害怕的時刻，試圖阻止這一切的發生。

This weekend, the president called Georgia governor and Dennis Quaid with water damage.

本週末，總統用水漬給佐治亞州州長和丹尼斯-奎德打電話。

Brian Kemp, the president, pressed Kemp to call a special session of the state Legislature for lawmakers to override the results of the election and instead appoint electors who would then back the president at the Electoral College.

總統布萊恩-肯普（Brian Kemp）向肯普施壓，要求召開州議會特別會議，讓立法者推翻選舉結果，轉而任命選舉人，然後在選舉團支持總統。

I'm gonna say this is a rough time for those who have been assisting that he's not really an autocrat, because let's be clear here.

我想說，對於那些一直在協助他不是真正的獨裁者的人來說，這是一個艱難的時刻，因為我們在這裡要清楚。

If you throw out the votes, that's the end of democracy.

如果你把選票扔掉，那就是民主的終結。

It's a short walk from Do us a favor, though, to make me Mussolini, bro.

幫我們一個忙，讓我成為墨索里尼，兄弟。

Thankfully, Kemp declined the president's request.

值得慶幸的是，坎普拒絕了總統的要求。

Later that night, the president went to Georgia for a Maga rally, and while he complained about the election, he insisted, It's not just about him.

當天晚上，總統去格魯吉亞參加馬加的集會，他一邊抱怨選舉，一邊堅持說，這不僅僅是他的問題。

Everybody here, all these thousands of people here tonight.

在座的各位，今晚在座的這幾千人。

They're all victims, every one of you, and they're packed together to rally, not wearing masks.

他們都是受害者，你們每個人都是受害者，他們擠在一起集會，而不是戴著面具。

So if any of them aren't victims now, just wait 3 to 5 days.

所以，如果現在有誰不是受害者，就等3到5天吧。

Then the sore loser tried to convince us that he's on Lee being a sore loser because he didn't lose on.

然後，這個輸不起的人試圖說服我們，他在李是一個輸不起的人，因為他沒有輸上。

I have to say, if I lost, I'd be a very gracious loser.

我不得不說，如果我輸了，我會是一個非常親切的失敗者。

If I lost, I would say I lost and I'd go to Florida and I take it easy and I go around and I'd say I did a good job, as opposed to how he spent his presidency going to Florida, taking it easy and saying he did a good job.

如果我輸了，我會說我輸了，我會去佛羅里達州，我很輕鬆，我到處去，我會說我做得很好，而不是他如何度過他的總統任期，去佛羅里達州，輕鬆，說他做得很好。

But no Maga rally would be complete without one truly stupid ramble.

但任何馬加爵集會，如果沒有一次真正愚蠢的漫談，就不完整。

At this point, he's just testing what they'll applaud.

在這一點上，他只是在試探他們會鼓什麼掌。

Because the only thing number that him bragging that he's the only one who loves cucumbers is the audience cheering for cucumbers.

因為只有他吹噓自己是唯一一個愛吃黃瓜的人，觀眾才會為黃瓜歡呼。

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佐治亞州堅持反對總統試圖竊取其選舉團選票的路線。 (Georgia Holds The Line Against The President's Attempt To Steal Its Electoral College Votes)

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