WELCOME BACK.

歡迎回來。

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE.

讓我們向先生問好。JON BATISTE.

HELLO, JON.

你好，喬恩。

>> Jon: THUNDER, THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!

>> 喬恩：霹靂，霹靂和閃電！

THUNDER.

霹靂：

>> Stephen: THE BAND SOUNDED GREAT JUST NOW ON THAT BUMPER,

>> Stephen: 樂隊剛才在那個擴音器上聽起來很不錯。

BIG SOUND.

大的聲音。

HOW DO YOU GET SUCH A BIG SOUND WITH YOU'RE ALL APART?

你是怎麼得到這麼大的聲音 與你所有的分離？

IT'S ALL IN THE ENGINEERING, I SUPPOSE.

我想，這一切都在工程中。

>> Jon: YEAH, AND IN THE HANDS OF THE PLAYERS.

>> 喬恩：是的，而且是在球員的手中。

YOU HAVE TO JUST CHANNEL IT, YOU KNOW.

你只要把它調出來，你知道的。

WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST TO MAKE IT FEEL GOOD IN THIS QUARANTINE

我們正在盡力讓它在這個配額中感覺良好。

TIME.

時間。

>> Stephen: JON, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU THANKSGIVING.

>> Stephen:喬恩，我會想念你的感恩節。

THE PEOPLE OUT THERE MAY NOT KNOW, BUT FOR THE LAST FOUR,

外面的人可能不知道，但對於最後四人，

FIVE YEARS WE'VE BEEN HAVING THANKSGIVING TOGETHER.

五年來我們一直在一起過感恩節。

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> 喬恩。YEAH.

>> Stephen: AND ARE YOU GOING TO BE AT YOUR-- AT YOUR

>> 你會在你的...

SPECIAL-- SPECIAL QUARANTINE PLACE?

特殊的--特殊的誇張的地方？

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> 喬恩。YEAH.

I'LL BE QUARANTINING.

我將定量。

I'LL MISS YOU, AND I'LL MISS HAVING MY FAMILY COME UP,

我會想念你的，我會想念我的家人來的。

BECAUSE THEY USUALLY COME UP.

因為他們通常會出現。

>> Stephen: YOUR MOM AND DAD USUALLY HAVE DINNER WITH US,

>> Stephen:你的爸爸媽媽通常會和我們一起吃晚飯。

TOO.

太。

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOU-- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME

我告訴你我要為你做什麼--你想來點嗎？

OF THE CHARLESTON BISCUITS.

查爾斯頓雙子星。

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF THE CHEESE BISCUITS?

你想吃一些奶酪餅乾嗎？

>> Jon: OH, YES!

>> 喬恩。哦，是的！

PLEASE.

請。

THESE BISCUITS, COLD-BLOODED!

這些BISCUITS，冷血！

>> Stephen: THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD.

>> Stephen:他們很不錯。

THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD BISCUITS.

他們是很好的BISCUITS。

I WILL HAVE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW SHIP YOU THE BISCUITS.

我會讓我的岳母給你送來雙胞胎。

SHE WILL BE SO HAPPY TO DO SO.

她會很高興這樣做。

DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC TO GET PEOPLE READY FOR SOME HAPPINESS

你有什麼音樂可以讓人們準備好迎接一些快樂嗎？

FOR THE HOLIDAYS?

為了假期？

>> Jon: YES, INDEED.

>> 喬恩。是的，確實如此。

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I WANT A BISCUIT

"我想要一個BISCUIT

I NEED IT RIGHT NOW ♪ I WANT A BISCUIT

我現在就需要它 我想要一個雙胞胎。

OH, LET ME TELL YOU HOW ♪ >> Stephen: I SMELL A HIT.

哦，讓我告訴你怎麼做 >> 斯蒂芬。我聞到了打擊。

I SMELL A HIT.

我聞到了打擊。

JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

JON BATISTE，每個人。

IT MIGHT BE THE BISCUITS, BUT I THINK I'M SMELLING A HIT.

可能是BISCUITS的緣故，但我覺得我聞到了勝利的味道。

>> Jon: YES, INDEED HAVE A GOOD ONE.

>> 喬恩。是的，一定要有一個好的。

>> Stephen: FOLKS, BEFORE WE GET TO IT, I JUST NEED TO LET YOU

>> 斯蒂芬："夥計們，在我們進入正題之前，我只想告訴你們夥計們，在我們開始之前，我只需要讓你

KNOW THAT THE SECOND SEASON OF "OF OUR CARTOON PRESIDENT" RIGHT

知道 "我們的卡通總統 "第二季嗎？

THERE, OF WHICH I AM THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, IS AVAILABLE

在那裡，我是執行製片人，是可用的。

NOW ON D.V.D.

現已上線D.V.D.

SO GO OUT, GET THIS DVD, AND THEN FIND A DVD PLAYER.

所以，走出去，得到這個DVD，然後找到一個DVD播放器。

MAYBE TRY SIFTING THROUGH THE RUBBLE OF AN ABANDONED

也許可以試試從廢棄的垃圾中篩選出來

BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO.

BLOCKBUSTER視頻。

I DON'T KNOW.

我不知道。

AND IF YOU STILL CAN'T FIND A DVD PLAYER, I THINK IT'S GOING

如果你還找不到DVD播放機，我想它會的。

TO BE AVAILABLE ON LASER DISC, AT SOME POINT, OR MARIONETTE

可在某一地點或MARIONETTE上提供脈衝光盤。

SHOW AT SOME POINT.

在某個點上展示。

OR EDISON WAX CYLINDER VERY SOON.

或愛迪生蠟筒很快就會出現。

THEY'RE DOING TALKIES THIS YEAR.

他們正在做的談話今年。

EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DVD PLAYER, IT'S JUST REALLY NICE

即使你沒有DVD播放機，它也很好用

AND SHINY.

和閃亮的。

I BET YOUR KIDS COULD WHIP IT AT EACH OTHER ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.

我敢打賭，你的孩子們可以在聖誕節的早晨互相擦拭它。

GO GET IT.

去得到它。

GO GET IT.

去得到它。

DO I GET A PIECE OF THIS?

我是否可以得到這部分？

DO I GET A LITTLE TASTE?

我是否能嚐到一點味道？

DOES DADDY GET A LITTLE TASTE OF THIS?

爸爸有嚐到這個味道嗎？

I GOT BISCUITS TO BUY.

我得到了BISCUITS買。

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

好吧，在這裡，我們去。

SPEAKING OF SHINY NEW THINGS THAT WE'RE ALL HAPPY ABOUT,

說到我們都很高興的閃亮的新東西：

YESTERDAY, KAMALA HARRIS WAS BACK IN THE SENATE FOR A ROUTINE

明天，卡馬拉-哈里斯又回到了參議院，進行例行檢查。

VOTE, AND IT WAS A BIG DEAL, BECAUSE IT MARKED THE FIRST TIME

投票，這是一個很大的問題，因為它標誌著第一次。

SHE WAS ON CAPITOL HILL SINCE BECOMING VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT.

她從擔任當選副主席開始就一直在國會山。

IT'S LIKE COMING HOME FROM YOUR FIRST YEAR AT COLLEGE AND

就像從大學一年級回到家，然後...

MEETING UP WITH YOUR OLD FRIENDS.

與你的老朋友見面。

"OH, WHAT DID YOU DO LAST SEMESTER?

"哦，你上學期做了什麼？

OH, YOU GOT BANGS?

哦，你有邦斯？

THAT'S COOL.

這很好。

I DEFEATED THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY,

我打敗了美國曆史上最危險的總統。

NO BIGS.

沒有大的。

YOU GUYS WANT TO DO BRUNCH?" SHE WAS THERE TO VOTE AGAINST

"你們要不要去吃早午餐？"她在那裡投了反對票。

ONE OF THE PRESIDENT'S FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD NOMINEES, AND IT

主席提名的聯邦儲備委員會成員之一，並提出以下建議

WAS A GOOD THING SHE WAS THERE.

她在那裡是件好事。

BECAUSE HAD HARRIS MISSED THE VOTE, VICE PRESIDENT PENCE WOULD

因為如果哈里斯錯過了投票，副總統彭斯就會... ...

HAVE BEEN CALLED TO BREAK THE 48-48 TIE.

已被要求打破48 -48的平局。

SHE BLOCKED HIM!

她擋住了他！

THERE HASN'T BEEN A VICE PRESIDENTIAL SMACKDOWN THIS

還沒有一個副總統打壓這個。

INTENSE SINCE SPIRO AGNEW PILE-DRIVED HUBERT HUMPHREY AT

INTENSE SINCE SPIRO AGNEW PILE-DRIVED HUBERT HUMPHREY AT

THE RUMBLE IN THE ROTUNDA!

在ROTUNDA的喧囂！

IT REALLY SHOULD BE THE THUNDER IN THE ROTUNDA, DON'T YOU THINK?

你不覺得應該是羅騰達的雷聲嗎？

THERE IT IS.

在那裡，它是。

NOW, YOU'D THINK HARRIS'S APPEARANCE WOULD BE AWKWARD,

你以為哈里斯的出現會很尷尬嗎？

BECAUSE NEARLY ALL OF HER REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES HAVE

因為幾乎所有的她的共和黨同事都有。

JOINED THE PRESIDENT'S FANTASY ISLAND IN DENYING HER VICTORY.

加入主席的幻想島，否認她的勝利。

BUT SHE DID GET CONGRATULATIONS FROM SEVERAL FOLKS ACROSS THE

但她還是得到了全國各地許多人的祝賀。

AISLE, INCLUDING THIS FIST BUMP FROM LINDSEY GRAHAM.

過道，包括這林賽-格雷厄姆的拳打腳踢。

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A CORDIAL EXCHANGE, OR SHE COULD HAVE JUST

這可能是一個心靈感應，或者她可能只是

BEEN BLOCKING HIS PUNCH.

一直在阻擋他的拳頭。

BECAUSE HE'S GOT THE FOREARMS OF A PREMIE KITTEN.

因為他有一個幼童的前臂。

HERE'S THE THING: SENATOR GRAHAM HAS BEEN ACTIVELY TRYING TO GET

事情是這樣的：格雷厄姆參議員一直在積極地試圖讓...

BIDEN-HARRIS VOTES THROWN AWAY, LEGITIMATE VOTES, THROW THEM

BIDEN-HARRIS的票被扔掉了，合法的票，扔掉它們。

OUT.

出。

BUT HE EXPLAINED THAT IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN, AND THAT HE WAS

但他解釋說，這一切都在良好的樂趣，而且他是

"JUST SAYING HELLO.

"只是打個招呼。

I HAVEN'T A SEEN HER IN A WHILE.

我有段時間沒見到她了。

IF IT WORKS OUT AND THEY MAKE IT, I TOLD HER I WISH HER WELL

如果他們成功了，他們成功了，我告訴她，我祝她好運

AND TRY TO WORK WHERE WE CAN.

並試圖在我們可以的地方工作。

WE WILL KNOW HERE IN A MONTH OR SO, OR LESS."

我們會在一個月左右知道這裡的情況，或者更少。"

MUCH LESS.

少了很多。

LIKE, NEGATIVE TWO WEEKS.

就像，消極的兩個星期。

BECAUSE IT'S OVER, LINDSEY.

因為一切都結束了，林賽。

SHE WON.

她贏了。

YOU SOUND LIKE THE BEST MAN AT A WEDDING SAYING:

你聽起來就像婚禮上最好的男人說的那樣。

"CONGRATULATIONS TO THE COUPLE!

"恭喜恭喜，恭喜恭喜！"。

I REALLY THINK THESE TWO COULD ONE DAY FALL IN LOVE AND GET

我真的覺得這兩個人有一天會相愛，然後得到。

MARRIED.

結婚：

TILL THEN, ME AND RUDY GIULIANI ARE GOING TO BE SHAMELESSLY

到那時，我和魯迪-朱利亞尼將會是羞恥的。

HITTIN' ON THE CHICK IN THE WHITE DRESS."

"搭訕穿白裙子的小妞。"

REPUBLICAN SENATORS SWORE THAT CONGRATULATING THE VICE

共和黨參議員宣誓，祝賀副總統。

PRESIDENT-ELECT DOES NOT MEAN THEY'RE HYPOCRITES.

當選總統並不意味著他們是偽君子。

SENATOR JAMES LANKFORD TOLD REPORTERS, "THE ELECTION IS NOT

蘭福德參議員對記者說："選舉並不重要。

SETTLED.

SETTLED。

IF SOMEONE WALKS RIGHT UP TO YOU, YOU SAY, 'HELLO,

如果有人向你走來，你就說 "你好"。

CONGRATULATIONS.'" COOL, MAN.

祝賀你。"酷，男人。

NICE SAVE.

NICE SAVE。

"WOAH, WOAH!

"哇哈，哇哈!

DON'T GET IT TWISTED.

不要讓它扭曲。

I DO NOT RESPECT THE WILL OF THE VOTERS.

我不尊重投票者的意願。

I JUST HAVE MANNERS.

我只是有曼納斯。

TO EVERYONE I MEET, I SAY, 'HELLO, CONGRATULATIONS."

對我遇到的每一個人，我說，'你好，祝賀你。"

ON HAVING BEEN SAID HELLO TO BY ME.'"

在被我說你好的時候。"

WHEN WE'RE BACK, I'LL BE JOINED BY THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE,

當我們回來的時候，我會加入最性感的男人。

EMERITUS, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY.

EMERITUS，MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY。

THE THUNDER IN THE ROTUNDA!

轟隆隆的隆隆聲！

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