HEY!!!!!

嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿!!

I can't hear you...

我聽不到…

W… Why not ??

為...為什麼？

I just can't…

就是不行…

Is it because you're like REALLY TALL???

因為你長得「超級高」嗎？

Not at all…

並不全是…

I was actually short once, just like you…

我曾跟你一樣矮…

Well then.

然後呢。

But then, I got these AirPods.

自從我有了 AirPods。

AIRPODS?

AIRPODS?

Like those wireless Apple earpod things?

你說那個無線的 Apple 耳機？

YES.

沒錯。

And now I'm better than you.

現在我比你還棒。

WHAT?

什麼？

Sorry, I can't hear poor people.

抱歉，我聽不見窮光蛋的聲音。

WHAT!!!

什麼!!!

What do u drive?

你開什麼車…？

I… I own a Prius.

我...我開 Prius。

Oh my god, so poor.

老天鵝，也太窮。

You can't just assume I'm poor just cause I don't got tic tacs in my freakin' ears yo!

你不能因為我沒有該死的 tic tacs (某個長得像 AirPods 的糖果) 可以拿來塞我的耳朵就認為我很窮！

Listen, Miguell...

聽著，Miguell…

Ma name is ROB!!

我叫 ROB!!

I'm rich, you're poor.

我很有錢，而你很窮。

And I can't hear you.

還有我聽不見你說的話。

Unless you got AirPods.

除非你也有 AirPods。

Well, let me try YOURS then.

好吧，讓我戴「你的」看看。

Excuse me?

呃？

Let me see what happens when I put those on, butt face!

讓我看看我戴上時會發生什麼事！你這屁股臉！

Well, I suppose I CAN afford to donate...

好吧，我想我能「夠給」你這個機會...

Oh shut up...

喔閉嘴…

Gimme those.

拿來。

uhhh...

痾....

HOLY SHIT!

哇靠！

Can I have those back now?

可以還給我了嗎？

Shut your poor ass up b*tch!

閉嘴啦你這窮到脫褲的賤人！

Aw man.

喔天哪。