l don't know. l have a turkey sandwich.

我不知道，我有一個火雞三明治。

We're gonna go around the corner. l think you should come with us.

我們要去拐角處 我想你應該和我們一起去。

There's this great place. A lot of cute girls.

有一個很棒的地方。有很多可愛的女孩。

l don't know. Okay.

我不知道好吧，我不知道

We brought you a shirt.

我們給你帶來了一件襯衫。

This place is pretty fancy.

這個地方很花哨。

Something going on?

有什麼事嗎？

Hey, who's ready to have some fun?

嘿，誰準備好去找點樂子了？

[people cheering]

[人們的歡呼聲]

Hey, guys....

嘿，夥計們...

No, don't ignore me. l know what this is.

不，別無視我，我知道這是什麼。

Wíthín one hour, you'll each have 20 dates.

一小時後，你們每人有20個約會。

Don't.... Please don't do this. l saw this on Prímetíme Líye.

不要... ...請不要這樣做，我在Prímetíme Líye上看到的。

All right, ninja master.

好吧，忍者大師。

We've given you all the advice we have to give.

我們'已經給了你所有的建議，我們必須給。

Now you gonna put it in action.

現在你要付諸行動了

Advice? You guys all gave me different advice.

建議？你們都給了我不同的建議。

He thinks you're a pothead. l am.

他認為你是個癮君子 我是的

Dude. Hey, partner. What are you whining about?

哥們兒嘿，合作伙伴。你在抱怨什麼？

You asked for this shit. No, l didn't.

是你自找的不，我沒有

Will you iust quit whining like a bitch?

你能不能別像個婊子一樣抱怨？

l'm not whining like a bitch. You are whining like a bitch.

我沒有像個婊子一樣發牢騷。你是像個婊子一樣發牢騷。

And you about to cram like 10 years of pimpage into one day.

而你要把10年的皮條客塞進一天的時間。

l don't want to cram pimpage. And after that...

我不想再去找Pimpage了。而在那之後...

you on my level. Come on.

你在我的水準。來吧。

(Cal) Just ask questions. This is a bad idea.

（卡爾）只是問問題。這是一個壞主意。

[buzzing]

[嗡嗡聲]

[people chattering]

[人們喋喋不休]

(woman) Hi. Hi. How are you?

(女人) 嗨，嗨你好嗎？

l'm fine.

我很好

Are you fine?

你還好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

You're fine then?

那你沒事了？

Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?

你他媽是智障嗎？你到底是怎麼了？

Do you want me to be fucking retarded?

你想讓我成為他媽的弱智嗎？

[buzzer sounding]

[蜂鳴器響起]

When l look into the eyes of the children and the parents...

當我看著孩子和父母的眼睛... ...

and they are smiling and saying:

他們笑著說。

''Thank you, Dr. Montalban, you saved my child''...

謝謝你，Montalban醫生，你救了我的孩子。

it was worth it.

這是值得的。

[buzzer sounding]

[蜂鳴器響起]

Amy...

艾米...

what are you doing here? David.

你在這裡做什麼？大衛，你在這裡做什麼？

And you are Gina? Gina.

你是吉娜？吉娜

Hey, what's up? Nothing.

嘿，怎麼了？沒事兒

Look, l'm going to be real honest with you.

聽著，我跟你說實話。

lt's been a long time since l've been with a man.

我已經很久沒有和男人在一起了 It''s been a long time since I've been with a man.

Spent a lot of time with the ladies.

花了很多時間和女士們在一起。

Looking to get back up on that pogo stick.

想回到那根木棍上。

You know what l'm saying? Excuse me.

你知道我在說什麼嗎？對不起。

Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my arms?

還記得那次我們做愛的時候，你在我懷裡哭了嗎？

Please don't reminisce about the times we fucked, please.

請不要回憶我們做愛的時光，求你了。

lt's so creepy. Let's go to Paris.

太詭異了。我們去巴黎吧

l want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to you.

我想帶你到埃菲爾鐵塔下，和你做愛。

Cut it out. Cut what out?

剪掉它。剪掉什麼？

This go to Paris! We've been broken up for like two years, man.

這去巴黎！ - 我們已經分手兩年了，夥計。我們已經分手兩年了，夥計。

l don't want to date you anymore.

我不想再和你約會了。

You're a whore. l am not a whore.

你是個妓女 我不是妓女。

l just didn't like you.

我只是不喜歡你。

This is so us.

這就是我們。

[laughs]

[笑]

[snickering]

[偷笑]

Psycho talk. What?

精神病患者的談話。什麼？

You're a good-looking man. Thank you.

你是個帥哥。謝謝你的誇獎

Very pretty. Real soft, delicate features.

非常漂亮。真正的柔美、細膩的特點。

You're real feminine, you know, which is good for me...

你是真正的女人，你知道，這對我來說是好事... ...

because that would be a simple sort of transition.

因為這將是一種簡單的過渡。

You know what l'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

Maybe throw a little rouge on you, tuck your sac back.

也許在你身上塗點胭脂，把你的囊塞回去。

You game? No.

你的遊戲？不知道

[buzzer sounding]

[蜂鳴器響起]

You need to stop fucking around with my friend, okay?

你不要再跟我的朋友鬼混了，好嗎？

Because you're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy.

因為你給了他希望，這讓他瘋狂。

l moved, l changed my e-mail address, my phone number.

我搬家了，我換了我的電子郵件地址，我的電話號碼。

He's practically stalking me.

他幾乎是在跟蹤我。

Well, l didn't know all that. So, l'm sorry.

好吧，我不知道這一切。 - 所以，我很抱歉。所以，我很抱歉

[buzzer sounding]

[蜂鳴器響起]

l love Minnesota.

我愛明尼蘇達州。