How you doing over there?

Everything's dandy in Patrick's Kingdom.

Oh, a structure like that can't protect a king and his subjects.

Here, let me help you.

First, you should start all over.

Whoa! What are you doing?

You destroyed my castle!

I'm just trying to help, buddy.

I don't need any help.

Here are those architectural plans you requested.

Why, thank you. Here's a little something for you.

Oh, I suppose I should just tend to the affairs of my own realm.

And I'll start by making a queen to rule by your side.

Now we're even.

All right, Patrick, have it your way.

You keep to your territory and I'll keep to mine.

This will show SpongeBob he's not the only one who can build a castle.

Let's see SpongeBob destroy this castle!

I gotta build a wall just in case King Picky gets any funny ideas.

Oh sir, you built onto my side.

-So? -So, you don't do that!

There, that restores the integrity of our shared border.

You tyrant! You've done it again!

I'll show you what for.

But what for what?

Now we're even... again.

Okay Patrick, I can accept that.

No more destruction from the point forward, okay?

Okay, back to square one again.

Ah-ha!

I hereby propose a non-aggression treaty to end hostilities between our two kingdoms.

Patrick, by signing this historic armistice, you have brought peace to our lands.

May your kingdom prosper.

Oh, that went well.

What are you doing? What about the treaty?

This treaty ain't worth the sand it's printed on.

Oh, is that so?

Well, if you think you can take down this castle, my answer is bring it on!

Patrick, I'm trying to be the nice guy here, okay?

-Let's call this silly business off. -No way! You started it.

Fine! Have it your way.

Whatever.

Oh no, no, no, no. Oh...

Attack!

Whoa!

Oh, hello... and goodbye.

Ah-ha!

Come on!

How you like them apples?

You'll never win! Do you hear me?

Uh-huh... mm-hmm...

Well put, General.

We'll create a surprise military diversion and break through enemy lines.

What say you?

Yes, we shall ready ourselves immediately.

How do you like me now?

I like you this much!

Whoa!

Feel me!

Patrick.

Patrick! Are you okay?

The question is... will you be?