We have to hear it.

這一定得聽聽

Alright. So Gavin was actually coming over.

有一天 加文要來找我

I hear he knocked on the door.

我聽到有人敲門

My God! Gavin, you should be here!

天呀! 加文你終於來了!

So I see some dudes standing there that I don’t know.

可是門外卻站了一個陌生人

Alright. I’m like alright. So I opened the door.

我呆了一下 把門打開

And he’s like, “Oh hey, I live in this apartment like down the hall.”

那人說 嗨 我住在對面

Okay! And he’s like freakin’ out.

一臉很害怕的樣子

He’s like shaking his hands and shook his head.

手抖啊抖的 不斷回頭看

Ahh, there’s somebody in my apartment.

他說 有人在我房裡

There’s guys in my apartment.

有一堆人在我房裡

What? What the hell is going on?

啥 這啥超展開?

So he’s like call the police.

他又說 快打119

If you know my apartment and they have gasoline.

那些人有帶汽油

And I’m like, “Hang on!”

我說 等等

So I go inside and get my phone.

我回房 拿電話出來

I come out and I’m like “I’m not gonna do shit”

跟他說 我才不幹這種事

“but you can call if you want to.”

要打你自己打

Here you go! Call 911, right?

拿去 播119

And I’m just standing there and Lucy is like behind me.

這時露西出現在我後面

So she said, “What’s going on?”

說 怎麼了?

Get inside the house! This guy is like kinda weird.

我說 別出來! 這傢伙怪怪的!

He gets the operator and said to me and he’s like

那人播通了電話

you know talking normal enough like.

一副閒話家常的樣子

oh yeah, this guy is in my apartment

欸 有群人在我房裡

But what is he doing?

他們在裡面做啥?

And he was like, “Wooh! There’s like five or six of them.

喔 他們有五六個人

And they are destroying my couch

在破壞我的沙發

and I’m pretty sure that they’re trying to go a spaceship.

想要用它做一艘太空船

And I’m like, Uhh, uhuh huh!

我在一旁亂叫

They are like you know describing what everything is going to go.

他繼續瞎扯房中發生的事

A couple of guys blah blah... and he’s like

一群人…巴拉巴拉

and one of them has got no body.

其中一人還只有頭沒有身體!

(laughs) And then I’m like CNN and there it goes,

我想也許我該投稿給CNN

“Yeah, I thought I was pretty weird too.”

他還說 我也覺得我很怪

And I’m like this guy’s fucking crazy.

我想 這傢伙簡直是個肖欸

Is he like playing cool?

他這是在向我耍帥?

It’s like hey dude, you know what I mean?

還是在假鬼假怪?

It’s like fuckin’ nobody. (laughs)

或是單身太久起笑了?

Within like a minute or two, I see the light drop in my fuckin’…

一兩分鐘後 有人來了

And he’s talking about the fireman

他跟消防員講了幾句話

and like four of them go with him and I grab like the one guy

四個消防員跟他進去了 我抓住其中一個

and I’m like, “So this guy is fucking crazy!

跟他說 欸 那傢伙根本就是個肖欸

He was talking about people not having bodies.”

他在鬼扯什麼 有人沒有身體

And the guy’s like, “Yeah, we heard over the radio.” (laughs)

消防員說 嗯 我在廣播裡有聽到

And this one Gavin shows up and said, ‘What the fuck is going on?”

這時 加文出現了 說 這啥鬼情況?

Get inside. Get inside now. (laughs)

進來 進來我再跟你說