字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 NARRATOR: And now EMC, the Emotional Movie Channel, presents Mad Men. MR. DRAPER: So, gentlemen, where are we with the Happy Honeybear account? BUSINESSMAN 1: Coming right along, Mr. Draper. BUSINESSMAN 2: Would you like for us to show you some ideas, Mr. Draper? MR. DRAPER: Yes. Let's take a look, shall we? BUSINESSMAN 1: OK. Here we go. BUSINESSMAN 2: We've been working very hard on this. BUSINESSMAN 1: How's that, huh? MR. DRAPER: Let's see. But this doesn't make me happy! The raccoons are running off with the bear's honey This makes me mad-- very mad. BUSINESSMAN 2: Yeah. It makes me mad, too. BUSINESSMAN 1: Yeah, very mad! BUSINESSMAN 2: Mad, mad, mad! BOTH: We are mad men! MR. DRAPER: We need to feel happy about honey. Where's the picture that's going to grab us with happiness? You know, put a sticky smile on our faces? BUSINESSMAN 1: Oh, oh. How about this, Mr. Draper? Huh? BUSINESSMAN 2: Huh? BUSINESSMAN 1: Huh? MR. DRAPER: I don't see happy here. The honey is all gone. The bear has nothing to eat. It makes me sad. I'm sad. BUSINESSMAN 1: Me too. I'm sad. BUSINESSMAN 2: Very sad. BUSINESSMAN 1: Sad, sad, sad. BOTH: We're sad men. [CRYING] MR. DRAPER: Where is that idea that's going to pull us up out of our sadness, wipe away our tears, and make us happy about honey? Hm? BUSINESSMAN 1: How about this one? MR. DRAPER: Now, this one-- this one gets me right here. The bear is dripping with gooey honey. He's smiling. This makes me happy. This makes me happy. BUSINESSMAN 1: I'm happy too! BUSINESSMAN 2: So, so happy! BUSINESSMAN 1: Happy, happy, happy! BOTH: We're happy men! MR. DRAPER: It's been an emotional rollercoaster, hasn't it? BUSINESSMAN 2: Yeah. MR. DRAPER: We've been mad, sad, and happy. BUSINESSMAN 1: Yeah. MR. DRAPER: But good work, sycophants. BUSINESSMAN 1: Thanks, Mr. Draper. BUSINESSMAN 2: You're the boss, Mr. Draper. MR. DRAPER: Yes, I am. Watch the suit. BUSINESSMAN 2: Oh, I'm sorry.