字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, we got to check focus. Ah, who care about focus? Hello. Me Cookie Monster. Me know many of you think of me as cookie eating fanatic bordering on glutton. Actually, me prefer the term cookie enthusiast. Yeah. But there are more to me than that. Yeah. And me want to show the world. So, me think that the time to branch out beyond me cookie eating career. Yeah. Me ready for next logical step, hosting "Saturday Night Live." Where On button? Oh. OK, me can tell you still need little bit of convincing. That why me made audition tape. Yeah. Me show you that, uh, me be great host of "Saturday Night Live." So here it is, whole show, in just few minutes. Yeah. Oh, and live from New York, it's Saturday night! [MUSIC PLAYING] COOKIE MONSTER: Thank you. Yeah, it great to be here hosting "Saturday Night Live." Blah, blah, blah. Cookie joke, cookie joke, cookie joke. We got great show, so stick around, we be right back. Macarooner! Macarooner, your macaroon cookie trapped in that Quickie Bake Oven, and it about to blow! Don't worry, me on it. Uh, hand me that paper clip. Sure thing, Macarooner. On nom nom nom! On nom, on nom nom nom! Om! Om nom nom! Oh, om, om nom nom nom nom nom. Ah, me knew me could diffuse the-- Macarooner! This just in. World famous dough guy stayed out in sun too long and got baked. When reached for comment, all he say is me feel crummy. Ladies and gentleman, Monster Gaga. (SINGING) Me me me cookie face me me cookie face. On nom nom nom. Nom nom. Me me me cookie face. Me me cookie face. It been great week. Me like to thank Bettie Crocker, Sara Lee, Little Debbie, and Lorne Michaels. Bye bye. There you have it. Helped Cookie Monster take this viral. Yeah. Send this to all you friends. Sorry. Me mean "friends," and tell them to join this group to get me, Cookie Monster, to host "Saturday Night Live." Yeah. Me time has come. And now the time has come for this cookie! On nom nom, nom nom, oh, nom nom nom nom. Nom nom. Bye bye. Oh. Turn off the camera.
B1 中級 芝麻街: 餅乾怪獸為週六夜現場試鏡 (Sesame Street: Cookie Monster Auditions for Saturday Night Live) 347 16 蔡政 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字