Oh, what’s up y’all?

你們好嗎?

This is your Boy D-Trix from theDOMINICshow.

我是DOMINICshow的Boy D-Trix

And this video is called, '10 GIRLS GUYS SHOULD AVOID!'

這次的影片是’避免這十種女孩’

The first ever girl that guy should stay away from is the OVERLY SENSITIVE GIRL.

第一種你一定要遠離的是過於敏感的女生

Check it out!

你們看!

Okay, I’m ready!

我準備好了!

How do I look?

我看起來怎樣?

Yeah, you look really nice!

你看起來很不錯!

By really nice do you mean I look ugly?

很不錯的意思是我看起來醜嗎?

No! I mean you look beautiful!

不!你看起來很漂亮!

By beautiful do you mean fat?

漂亮是指胖嗎?

No! You look gorgeous!

不!你看起來很棒!

By gorgeous do you mean you wanna break up with me?

很棒是想跟我分手的意思嗎?

No!

沒有!

By no do you mean yes? No! I mean yes!

沒有是有的意思嗎? 不是!我是說對!

FINE!!!

好啊!!!

You jerk!

渾球!

(crying)

(哭)

Number two: The girl that wears way too much make-up,

第二,女生妝太濃 ,

especially when they don’t have to.

特別是在不需要化濃妝時

Okay, I’m ready for bed.

好 我要睡了

Number three: The girl that always tries to show up her “goods”.

第三,總是要’露’

You know that girl that wear shorts so high

你知道那種短褲穿很短的女生

that when she turns around, all you see hanging out is her…

當她轉過身,你只看到她的…

CHEEKS! You have the cutest cheeks!

屁股!你有最可愛的屁股!

Wooh! That girl has some huge…

哇!那女的有超大的…

CAKES! I love cakes!

蛋糕!我愛蛋糕!

Holy crap! Those girls have big…

我的天!那些女孩有大…

BOOTIES! These would be perfect for grand kid, Luca.

嬰兒襪,這些很適合孫子, Luca

Look at that gigantic…

看那巨大的…

ASS…tronomical. A…S… can you say that in a sentence please?

屁股…龐大的 屁 你可以再說一次句子嗎?

Yes, astronomical. That girl has an astronomical…

好,龐大的 那女的有龐大的…

BUTT! You get what I’m trying to say.

屁股!你知道我要說什麼的

Next is the girl that is a little too clingy.

下個女孩是太黏的

Finally! She’s gone!

終於!她走了!

No, I’m not. I’m down here!

沒有!我在下面!

Number five: The girl that acts more manly than her man.

第五,比她男人還man的女生

And...done! NO!!!

完了!不!!!

Number six: The girl that doesn’t understand the word…

第六,聽不懂人家說…的女生

NO!

不要!

So basically that means we’re getting married!

所以你意思我們要結婚!

NO!

不要!

Because we’ve been engaged.

因為我們訂婚了

No.

不要!

And we’ve been dating No!

我們也約會了 不!

Because you love me. No!

因為你愛我？不！

Like me. No!

喜歡我 沒有!

Care about me. No!

關心我 沒有!

Kiss me? No!

親我? 不!

Hug me! No!

關心我 沒有!

Friends with benefits?

砲友?

N... Does anybody have to know?

恩…其他人需要知道嗎?

No! Yes!

不! 是!

Seven: The girl that says something she’s not.

恩…其他人需要知道嗎?

So you’re telling me that you played in the WNBA,

所以你說你在WNBA打球,

you were president of your sorority, and went to an all-girls Catholic school.

你是女學生聯誼會的會長,然後是天主教女校

Yeah!

對!

Wait. What was your name again?

等等 你叫什麼名字?

Jonathan.

Jonathan

I mean Jennifer.

我是說Jennifer

Eight: The girl that has faked everything.

八:沒有一個是真的的女生

Fake height

假的身高

Fake jewelry

假珠寶

Fake hair

假髮

And most importantly, fake…

最重要的是,假的…

Wait! Were you gonna say my boobs?

等等!你要說我的胸部?

No! I just gonna say fake shirt

不!我要說假上衣

Nine: That girl that’s a little bit too jealous.

九:有點太愛嫉妒的女生

Who’s that girl in this picture?

照片那女的是誰?

That’s my mom!

那我媽!

Uhh!

喔!

Who’s that girl in this picture?

照片那女的呢?

That’s my sister!

是我姊!

Uhh!

喔!

Who’s that girl in this picture?

照片那女的呢?

That’s you!

那是你!

Uhh!

喔!

And last but not the least,

最後,同樣重要的,

number 10: The undependable girl.

十:不可靠的女生

The girl that claims she’s gonna be there in a certain time

說她會準時到的女生

but she’s always…

但她總是…

LATE!

遲到!

Hey!

但她總是…

Wait a minute! Who are you?

遲到!

My name is Trixie! Sorry I’m late.

我叫Trixie!抱歉我遲到了

I was busy shopping at Louis Vuitton, Couch and Forever 29.

我忙著在Louis Vuitton, Couch 和Forever 29逛街

But! But don’t worry, I got the cutest little short

但是! 別擔心!我買到最可愛的短褲

You know the shorts that show off your…

那種可以露出…

BUTT! But yes! No but!

屁股! 對阿 沒有但是!

Stop! You’re not the girl I’ve been texting.

停!你不是和我傳簡訊的女生

Am too!

我是阿!

I’ve been texting someone’s picture and she looks like this!

和我傳簡訊的是像這樣的女生!

Oh sorry! I got a 10.

抱歉!我比她棒

What?! So where are we going?Where are you taking me?

什麼?! 所以我們要去哪?你要帶我去哪?

Oh, I can’t actually go anywhere because I can’t leave because ahh…

喔,其實我哪都不能去因為…

Ahh, it’s because of that ankle mother you have on?

呃,因為她嗎?

Yes!

對!

Is that your girlfriend? No!

她是你女友嗎? 不!

Because I am?

因為是我嗎? 不是!

No!

不!

Because you want me to be. No! I want you to go!

因為你想要我當你女友 不是!我想你滾!

But what about our date? No!

但我們的約會呢? 不要!

We can wrestle. No! Play football? No!

我們可以摔角 不要! 玩足球? 不要!

Play swords! No! I want you to go home!

耍劍! 不要!我要你回你家去!

But, but!

但,但是!

You jerk!

渾球!

You mean like this?

你說像這樣嗎?

Hey, pretty lady!

嗨 漂亮女士!

Who’s there?

誰在那?

It’s me, Jennifer.

是我, Jennifer

Ah, I mean, Jonathan.

啊，我是說，Jonathan