convincing their Mark he’s been in a coma for ten years.

讓 Mark 相信他已經昏迷了十年。

Hi!

嗨！

Yep.

嗨。

It’s go time, he’s out, Ray just called me and his is out...

該走了，他在外面，Ray 剛才打給我說他在外面⋯⋯

Right now he’s passed out in his truck.

他現在昏睡在他的貨車上。

You need me to come get him, or what do you wanna do?

你要我去找他嗎，還是你想怎麼做？

No, no, no, we can get him, we can get him. Just meet me at your office, and call the guys, it’s go time.

不不不，我們可以找他，我們可以找他。反正辦公室見，然後打給大夥兒，該走了。

Mr. (beep). Can you hear me?

先生。聽得到嗎？

- Yeah. - Can you hear me? You’re in the hospital, you’re gonna be fine.

- 可以。- 你聽得見我嗎？你在醫院裡，沒事的。

You’re gonna be just fine. I’ll bring the doctor in, he’ll be right back. Ok?

你會沒事的。我會請醫生來，他馬上就來了。好嗎？

- Alright. - Be right back.

- 好的。- 馬上就回來。

Uh, Mr. (Beep). Wow! Look at you! Buddy, great to see you. You have no idea.

喔，先生。天啊！看看你！老兄，好高興見到你。你一定沒辦法想像發生了什麼。

Listen, I’m Dr. James. Just get you up here a little bit more comfortable.

你好，我是 James 醫生。我是來幫你讓身體舒服點的。

I know you’re confused, a little disoriented.

我知道你感到困惑，有點不知所措。

I get it you probably got a lot of questions, not really know what’s going on, do you? It’s alright.

我想你有很多問題想問，而且不知道到底發生什麼事了，對嗎？沒關係的。

Mr. (beep). The family has been contacted and they are on the way.

先生。已經通知家屬了他們在路上。

Great, thank you.

太好了，謝謝你。

Uh, some time ago you decided... you was drinking, you was out drinking, and you decided to drive and there was an accident.

呃，前些陣子你決定⋯⋯你在喝酒，你泡去喝酒，然後你又開車，所以發生車禍。

You have been here with us for some time; this accident took place back in 2013.

你已經待在這好一段時間了；車禍發生在 2013 年。

Mr. (Beep)... 2023, you have been in a coma for the past ten years.

先生⋯⋯現在 2023 年，過去十年你都呈現昏迷。

My daughter alright?

我女兒還好嗎？

Well, she’s, she’s... she’s been contacted, they’re on their way.

嗯，她，已經通知她了，她正在來的路上。

I don’t have all the answers for you right now. I've got a colleague of mine that's gonna come in.

我無法回答全部的問題，我幫你叫我其他同事，他等等會進來。

As soon as he gets here, he’s on his way.

他ㄧ到就會進來，正在路上。

See my daughter?

有看到我女兒嗎？

I understand she’s coming, she’s on her way.

我知道她就要來了，她在路上。

Uh, like I said I don’t have all the answers, you’re gonna be taken care of, you’re gonna be alright.

呃，就像我說的，我不能回答全部的問題，但你會被妥善照顧，ㄧ切都會沒事的。

Let me... make sure, let me check on my colleague, make sure he’s in here,

讓我去確定，讓我去看ㄧ下我同事，好確定他來了，

who's gonna help, help you better make a transition from where you’ve been to where you need to be.

他會向你解釋你的情況跟你接下來該去哪。

It’s alright, just try to relax, uh... watch a little television if you can.

沒事的，試著放鬆，如果可以的話你看ㄧ下電視也好。

Just try to relax, it’s alright. Can’t believe it, you look great, look great!

放輕鬆就好，別擔心。真不敢相信，但你看起來真的很好！

Hello, this is Aimee Nuzzo with a news update,

你好，我是 Aimee Nuzzo，在這為您帶來最新消息，

former songstress and actress Miley Cyrus is facing eviction from a Bullitt County, Kentucky Trailer Park for refusing to stop defecating on neighbors yards.

前歌手兼演員 Miley Cyrus，正面臨遭到位在肯塔基州布利特的旅行拖車停車場的驅逐，因為她拒絕停止在鄰居的院子大便。

This isn’t the first incident Cyrus has had with the Mobile Home-Owner Association.

Cyrus 和住房拖車協會已經不是第一次發生口角。

you may recall back in 2015, Cyrus was busted for cooking meth in her double-wide.

2015 年，Cyrus 就因為她在托車屋裡吸食甲基安非他命被逮捕。

President Hillary Clinton has vowed to attack Canada if the nation does not stop granting citizenship to Americans who flee the U.S. due to the mandatory Clinton Hair-Care Program.

Hillary Clinton 總統曾發誓，如果加拿大繼續向因法定克林頓護髮計劃而逃離美國的美國人授予公民身份，則將攻擊加拿大。

And finally, Justin Bieber and his lifetime partner Dale Earnhardt Jr. celebrating their ten year anniversary in Charlotte North Carolina along with their dogs Pitrode and Drumloop.

最後，Justin Bieber 和他的終生伴侶 Dale Earnhardt Jr. 在北卡羅來納州的夏洛特市慶祝結婚十周年，和他們的狗 Pitrode 和 Drumloop 一起。

- I am Aimee Nuzzo and this has been a news update. - Hello, hello.

- 我是Aimee Nuzzo，以上是最新消息報導。- 哈囉，哈囉。

Oh my gosh, my... my son was 2 years old when you came in here and he’s 12 now.

我的天啊，你剛進醫院時我，我的兒子才兩歲，但他現在已經 12 歲了。

That’s uh, so do you know, do you know where you’re at, do you know what year it is?

這是，所以你知道，你知道你在哪、今年幾年嗎？

What do you remember? What do you recall? Your last memory? Before the night?

你記得什麼？你有想起什麼？你最後的記憶呢？晚上之前發生什麼事？

Went out drinking, that’s all I remember.

我只記得出去喝酒。

Yeah, you were uh... that’s a shame so close your eyes for a minute, I wanna test something with your feet here.

是啊，真遺憾，你閉眼睛ㄧ下，我想測試ㄧ下你的腳。

Close your eyes, do you feel this? You feel that?

閉眼睛，感覺得到嗎？那這樣呢？

A little bit.

一點點。

You feel that? You feel that?

那這樣呢？那這樣呢？

You feel that? Alright.

有感覺到齁？很好。

YOU FEEL THAT?!

那這樣呢？！

Five DUI! Five DUI!

五次酒醉駕車！五次酒醉駕車！

I know. I’ma kill you motherfucker.

我就知道。我要殺了你。

You did it. Five DUI! Five DUI!

你酒駕。五次酒駕！五次酒駕！

It’s not funny! It’s not funny, you could've (beep) lost your daughter.

一點都不好玩！一點都不好玩，你可能會真的失去你的女兒。

You've ten years wasted away here. Ten years!

浪費十年的光陰躺在病床上。十年耶！

Dude, you gotta (beep) stop that, look your (beep) laughing!

老兄，你不能再那樣了，還笑！