fuck around
US /fʌk əˈraʊnd/
・UK /fʌk əˈraund/
A1 初級
phr. v.片語動詞浪費時間
Stop fucking around and get to work.
phr. v.片語動詞胡鬧
Don't fuck around with me, I'm not in the mood.
影片字幕
脫口秀男神泰德 惹怒教會！自比耶穌基督引發爭議！ (ted | Ted Offends the Church by Comparing Himself to Jesus Christ)
- Good, but, like, you know, I might fuck around a little bit.
這是不是代表你，嗯，有什麼超能力之類的？
- But, like, you know, I might fuck around a little bit.
但，你知道的，我可能會有點亂來。
吉姆傑佛里斯《槍枝管制 (第二集)》來自 Netflix 特輯《BARE》 (Jim Jefferies -- Gun Control (Part 2) from BARE -- Netflix Special)
- People get so precious about it, like I understand that to Americans your Constitution is very important, I respect it but please understand that every country has one as well, it's no more special than any other of the Constitution, we have one in Australia, I don't know what it says, I've never seen it, if there's a problem we'll check it but everything's going fine and don't get me wrong, I get that the Constitution is important to you, I have had fucking, I get it right, I've had people come up to me in my face and scream at me in car parks as I'm leaving the theatre going, you cannot change the second amendment and I'm like, yes you can it's called an amendment like if you can't change something it's called an amendment see many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a Constitution if you don't know what a thesaurus is get a dictionary, work your way forward don't think your Constitution is set in stone, you've changed things before you used to have prohibition in there right and then people were like hey who likes getting fucked up, yeah I like getting fucked up too, let's get that one out, let's get that one out you used to have this other thing in America called uh slavery and then Lincoln came along and went that's it no more slaves and 50% of you went fuck you don't take my slaves and then the same bullshit arguments came out that you have with guns why should I have my slaves taken off me, I'm a responsible slave owner, I am trained in how to use my slaves safely, just because that guy mistreated his slaves doesn't mean that my rights should be taken away from me I use my slaves to protect my family, I keep my slaves locked in a safe that's the thing why should I have my guns taken off me, I've done nothing wrong, that's look I agree with you if you're a responsible gun owner and you don't fuck around with them then you should be allowed your guns, you really should but that's not how society works we have to play to the one percent that are such fuckwits they ruin it for the rest of us we have to walk as slow as our slowest person to keep society fucking moving right I take drugs like a fucking champion right we should all be allowed to take fucking drugs but we can't can we because Sarah took drugs and she stabbed the fucking kids oh oh thanks Sarah you fucked it up for everyone right everyone should be allowed to drive their car as fast as they can do it right but we can't because Jonathan got drunk and ran over a family, thanks Jonathan now I have to drive a 30 you fucking idiot see that's the thing why should I have my guns taken off me, I'm responsible just because that guy's crazy who's to say you're not crazy that's the thing about crazy people they don't know they're crazy that's what makes them crazy the only thing you know for sure on this earth is I think therefore I am you know that you exist anything past that is open to interpretation right you know you exist and that's it right now I think I'm in Boston talking to 1200 people that's what I think I'm doing but there is a good to fair chance that I'm in a mental home standing in front of a white wall going I hate guns, I hate guns, I hate guns see I one of the good the better arguments is well if you take the guns away then only the criminals will have guns not true the the when they banned the guns in Australia it worked when they banned them in Britain it worked okay that Bushmaster gun that the kid was going to use in Sandy Hook cost like a thousand dollars American you can buy it in Walmart it'll be delivered to your house that's it man thousand bucks right that same gun in Australia on the black market cost $34,000 now if you have $34,000 you don't need to be a criminal you've got $34,000 you're a great little saver keep going so that covers the criminals but that doesn't cover the people who want to murder your family that are coming after you and your family it kind of does like the people who do the Colorado who thought he was the joker let's say that he had some social issues the kid at Sandy Hook was Asperger's as fuck right I don't know if you know a lot about the black market but you can't just rock up at the guns who wants to sell me a gun now I'm going to wrap this up we won't talk about it anymore now see the one thing that I do really agree with with the right to bear arms I really agree with that the real reason it was written was so that you could form a militia to fight against the tyrannical government in case the government became a bunch of cunts you could all get your guns and fight back and that's where I was written yeah and that made a hell of a lot of sense when it was just muskets but you do know the government has drones right you get that you're bringing guns to a drone fight like if we went back to muskets I'm all for it keep the second amendment if we all have muskets muskets are awesome every cunt should be carrying a musket with them at all times you know what's good about the musket it gives you a lot of time to calm down someone calls your wife fat and you're like fuck you buddy you're not a bad guy
人們對它如此珍視，就像我理解，對美國人來說，你們的憲法非常重要，我尊重它，但請理解，每個國家都有憲法，它並不比其他憲法更特殊，我們澳洲也有憲法，但我不知道它寫了什麼，我從來沒見過它、如果有問題，我們會檢查的，但一切都很好 別誤會，我知道憲法對你很重要，我他媽也有過，我懂的，有人當著我的面走過來，在我離開劇院的時候，在停車場衝我大喊，你不能修改第二修正案，我就說：是的，你可以，這就叫修正案 如果你不能改變什麼，這就叫修正案 你們中的很多人更需要一個詞庫，而不是憲法 如果你不知道詞庫是什麼，那就去查字典，努力
- If you're a responsible gun owner and you don't fuck around with them, then you should be allowed your guns.
楊伯文：好交易 (完整演出) | 單口喜劇特輯 (Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal (Full Show) | Stand-Up Comedy Special)
- You fuck around, we both get evicted, okay?
而且我怕鬼。
- You fuck around, we both get evicted.
你要是再這樣，我們兩個都會被趕出去。
肯卓克·拉瑪 Kendrick Lamar - 徹底不同！ (Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us)
- Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas, certified boogie man, I'm the one that up to score with him, walk him down whole time, I know he got some ho in him, pole on him, ex-dutch shit, bully the floor on him, say Drake, I hear you like I'm young, you better not ever go to cell block one, to any bitch that talk to him and they in love, just make sure you hide your little sister from him, they tell me Chubb's the only one that get your hand-me-downs, and party at the party, playin' with his nose now, and Baka got a weird case, why is he around, certified lover boy, certified pedophiles, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, that, fuck him up, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff, why you trollin' like a bitch, ain't you tired, tryna strike a chord, and it's poly-A minor, they not like us, they not like us, they not like us, they not like us, they not like us, they not like us, you think the pay gon' let you disrespect Pac, nigga, I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, nigga, they cold foul, I don't know why you still pretendin', what is the owl, bird niggas and bird bitches, go, the audience not dumb, shape the stories how you want, hatred, they're not slow, rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise, ain't that somethin', be rest, that's for bitchin', you Malibu most wanted, ain't no law boy, you ball boy, fetch Gatorade or somethin', since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin', you niggas would get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxes, or over your foe, the other vaginal option, pussy, nigga, better straighten they posture, got famous all up in content, might write this with a doctorate, tell a pop star quit hidin', fuck a caption, won't action, no accident, I'm hands-on, he fuck around, get polished, fucked on Wayne Grohl like he was in jail, that's conniving, then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin', I'm glad D. Rose came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither, from Elanja down to Central, nigga, bet Nas speak on Serena, and your homeboy need subpoena, that predator movin' flocks, that name gotta be registered and placed on Neighborhood
有時候你得出來給黑鬼們看看，我是一個有資格的布吉人，我是一個和他一起得分的人，我知道他有一些妓女，在他身上的杆子，前荷蘭狗屎，欺負他的地板，說德雷克，我聽你的，就像我還年輕，你最好永遠不要去一號牢房，任何婊子和他說話，他們在戀愛，只要確保你把你的小妹妹從他那裡藏起來，他們告訴我Chubb是唯一一個得到你的手----------------------------、在派對上玩弄他的鼻子 巴卡的情況很奇怪，他怎麼會在附近？ 他是個合格的情聖，合格的戀童癖者黑鬼，我覺得奧克蘭的演出會是你的最後一站，黑鬼，他們很
- He fuck around, get polished.
