You can do this!

你可以做到的!

Man up and do it!

勇敢說出來吧!

Okay It’s like…Pawn and abandoned!

好 這就像…典當和丟棄一樣

Just say it

就說出來吧

And don’t make eye contact

不要有眼神接觸

I think I want to break up.

我認為我想分手

(gasps)

(喘口氣)

Okay. Well When you know, don’t talk about it.

好的 噢 你知道的,不要談分手

No, I know!

不!我知道!

I want to break up.

我想分手

I was being tactful.

我試著圓滑點

Okay

好的

Well, I know I want to be with you.

我知道我想跟你在一起

So…

所以…

So, so what?

所以 要怎麼樣?

I…I want to break up.

我…我想分手

I want to be out of the relationship.

我想脫離這段關係

I agree to disagree.

我同意我們有不同意見

(in his head) Agree to disagree?!

(在他腦中)同意我們有不同意見?

What does that even mean?

這到底是什麼意思?

(in his head) Okay, wow!

(在他腦中) 好 哇!

That’s good! She’s good.

那招很好!她真的很厲害

Uhh, okay, alright, hmm…

好吧 哦…

Plan B!

計畫B

May I say I am gay

我可以說我是同性戀

There’s nothing she can do or say if I’m gay!

如果我說是同性戀她也沒轍

I have a confession.

我要坦誠一件事

The truth is…I am gay!

事實是…我是同性戀!

Huh! You’re not gay!

你不是同性戀!

I am so gay!

我就是個同性戀

Name a member of One Direction.

說出一個「一世代」樂團成員的名字

(laughs) I, I, I…

(大笑)我…

I’m gay! It’s just…

我是同性戀!只是…

I’m not a pedophile. Okay?

我不是戀童癖患者 好嗎?

I’m just…But I am… I’m gay!

我只是…我是…我是同性戀!

Okay, so when is Gay Pride Week?

好,那同志驕傲周是什麼時候?

Gay Pride Week…

同志驕傲周…

You know every week is really a week to be proud of one’s gaydom, gayness of their gay…

你知道的其實每周都是同志夥伴該驕傲的,同性戀他們…

I am not gay

我不是同性戀

(in his head) She is good!

(在他腦中)她很厲害!

Too good!

太厲害了!

I know what I have to do

我知道我該怎麼做

Okay, pull yourself together!

好,集中精神振作起來！

You are going for the jugular.

你要攻擊弱點

You’re putting on weight.

你變胖了

I’ll lose it. (in his head) Damn it!

我會減肥 (在他腦裡)可惡

I’m cheating on you.

我愛上別人了

You can see a therapist

你可以去看治療師

My mom is moving in

我媽要搬進來

I love your mom.

我喜歡你媽媽

I’ve contracted AIDS!

我得了愛滋

You wear a condom.

你可以用保險套

I want to have a threesome with your sister!

我想和你姊姊搞三人行

Fantasizing about it forever.

永遠只是幻想而已

That could be a lot of fun.

那可能會很好玩

I think I love you!

我想我愛你!

What?

什麼?

Honey, you want to break up

親愛的,你想要分手耶

I’m recording!

我正在記錄!

Agree to disagree.

我同意我們有不同意見

Let’s call your sister!

我們叫你姊姊來!

No!

才不!

I… What?

我…什麼?