Google will know.

Google 會有答案的。

Okay, step one: Physical Contact

好，第一步：肢體接觸。

Do they ever touch or hit you?

對方會觸碰或打你嗎？

Yes, that's a thing she does, like, a lot.

是，那是她很常做的事。

Usually when I've said something hilarious, which is all the time.

通常是我說了好笑事情的時候，這永遠都在發生。

But I've seen her doing it to other people, like this one time with this guy Jonathan.

但我看過她對其他人這麼做，像有一次她就對叫 Jonathan 的那男人這麼做。

Maybe it's just a "her" thing, and she just does it to everyone.

或許那不過是她的風格，對每個人都這麼做。

Okay, that doesn't prove anything.

好，那並沒有證明任何事。

Two: Acting Differently

第二：表現不一樣

Well, how do I know what she's like when I'm not around if I'm never there to see it?

嗯，當我總是無法看到，要怎麼知道她在我不在場時的表現是怎麼樣的？

Well, there is this one thing.

嗯，倒是有一件事。

When I say something unexpectedly hilarious, and I know it's hilarious because everyone is dying of laughter,

當我說出一件異常好笑的事情，而因為所有人都快笑死了，所以我知道確實很搞笑，

she seems to purposely not laugh and kind of avoids looking at me.

她似乎會故意不笑，然後有點逃避看向我。

That's something, right?

那有點什麼，對吧？

Number three: Familiarity

第三：熟悉度

Do they share personal information with you?

對方會跟你分享個人資訊嗎？

Do they trust you with secrets?

對方信任你到會跟你分享秘密嗎？

Yeah!

會啊！

She tells me weird secrets all the time.

她總是在跟我分享奇怪的秘密。

Sometimes I don't even know why she tells me them, but she does.

我有時甚至不知道她為什麼要跟我分享那些，但她的確會分享。

This is looking good.

這看來蠻樂觀的。

Okay, number four: Body Language

好，第四：肢體語言

Sometimes she ignores me altogether.

她有時會完全不理我。

Is that body language?

那是肢體語言嗎？

... like lemon juice or a vinaigrette⏤hey, Ashley!

⋯⋯例如檸檬汁或油醋醬——嗨，Ashley！

Does that count as body language?

那算是肢體語言嗎？

Moving on, number five: Special Attention

看下去，第五：特別關注

Do they take interest in your interests?

對方對你的喜好感興趣嗎？

Well, this one time, she got me my favorite kind of candy.

嗯，她有一次給了我我最喜歡的糖果。

I mean, this isn't just any kind of candy, either.

我的意思是，這可不是一般的糖果。

You have to go to a specific part of the city to get it because they don't even make this kind of candy in America.

你得去城裡特定的地方才能買到，因為這種糖果甚至沒在美國製造。

That has to mean she likes me a little bit, right?

那一定得代表她有一點點喜歡我，對吧？

And if she likes me a little, it's enough to ask her if she could like me a lot.

那如果她有一點喜歡我，這就足以讓我問她是不是可以非常喜歡我。

Or I could be wrong, and I could ruin a perfectly good friendship and regret it forever.

或者我也可能搞錯，然後毀掉一段美好的友情，後悔一輩子。

Yeah, I'm just gonna eat my candy instead.

嗯，我還是去吃我的糖果好了。