RWBY Chibi!

呃啊！Ooblack 最爛了！

*Fluctuating vacuum cleaner sounds* *Weiss humming*

至少沒有像Peach 教授那樣糟

*Zwei whimpers*

我蠻喜歡他的

Blake: I know, right?

是啊，不過他蠻常不在的

Yang: Ugh, Oobleck is the worst!

（Yang：）Ruby！上課時間到囉

Blake: Not as bad as Professor Peach.

來了~!

Weiss: I like her.

唉啊，真是群瘋小孩

Ruby: Yeah, but she's not around very often.

呃，啊啊！

*Ruby yelps and struggles to free herself*

要死掉啦！要死掉啦！

Yang: Ruby! It's time for class!

該死

Ruby: Coming!!

嘿！Blake，我可以借你剛剛在看的書嘛？

*Ruby chuckles* Ah, crazy kids. *Also, subtle product placement RT.*

所以我說啊：「大黃蜂？看起來更像是...」

Ruby: Guh! Guhhh!! Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!!

嘿!大家!

*Jaune humming*

看看我們找到誰了

*Ruby grunts in disgust*

又再次見面~

Ruby: Dude...

(驚訝聲)

Blake: Hmm...

妳還好嗎!?

*Blake sighs in relief*

為什麼妳會在這裡!??

Ruby: Hey, Blake! Can I borrow that book you were reading?

妳是什麼意思?

blake quietly falls down with mesmerizing grace

我是說，我不是親眼看你死...

Yang: And I said Bumblebee? More like--

別！

Jaune: Hey guys!

什麼事情都沒發生！

Jaune: Check out who we found!

但...

Pyrrha: Hello again!

停！！

*Ruby gasps in surprise* You're okay! How are you even here?!

一切都沒有事情!

Pyrrha: What do you mean?

琵菈什麼事情都沒有發生!

Ruby: I-I mean I watched you d--

沒有！壞事！發生過！

Nora: NOPE!!

從～來～沒有！

Nora: Never happened!

所以，你們大家想要繼續演些喜劇的橋段嘛？

Ruby: Bu--

聽起來太棒了！

Nora: NOPE!!

Nora: Everything's fine!

Nora: Pyrrha. Is. Fine. Nothing bad... EVER, HAPPENED!

Nora: EVEEERRRRRRR...

*Nora subtly hinting nothing that happens in Chibi is canon. This means you, Edwin.*

Lie Ren: So... you guys wanna keep doing comedy segments?

Pyrrha: That sounds lovely!

*Credits outro*

* ♪This is the way we want to spend everyday♪

♪Laughing with our friends and keeping sadness away♪

♪Join us and see, we can be happy and free♪

♪Life is full of fun because we're all chibi♫