If you have not seen the Horribly Slow Murderer, click this link and watch it first, or you will be lost

如果你還沒看過湯匙殺手，請先點下觀賞

as a newborn baby in a topless bar. Thank you.

否則你會看不懂

This is designed to be a cinematic experience, in full-screen HD if your connection can handle it.

就像吳畫看不懂脫衣酒吧一樣((屁

Dim the lights, crank the sound, and enjoy.

謝謝

Throughout the years, Jack Cucchiaio has tried to defend himself against the Ginosaji with a multitude of weaponry.

這是設計高清屏幕電影體驗，你點下去就可以運算

Not one goddamn thing.

關掉電燈，聲音開大，請欣賞

Recently, a worldwide survey conducted via the Ask Jack program, received thousands of suggestions

這些年來，Jack Cucchiaio全力抵抗湯匙殺手

from some of the greatest minds in cutting-edge warfare.

用了一堆武器

Of those ideas, one was offered more than any other, exemplified by this comment from cinema795:

徒手對抗湯匙

Why doesn’t Jack him him... with a spoon?

報紙對抗湯匙

Thank you, cinema795.

書本對抗湯匙

Now, for the first time in history,

刀子對抗湯匙

Jack Cucchiaio is gonna kick some ass...

9mm手槍對抗湯匙

...with a spoon!

汽車對抗湯匙

oh God oh God

錘子對抗湯匙

Jesus Christ!

電鋸對抗湯匙

Motherfucker!

全部行不通

Please-- This is not happening to me!

衝鋒槍對抗湯匙

oh God!

M-16步槍對抗湯匙

Hey, hey cinema 795!

RPG-7 對抗湯匙

You suck!

該死，沒有一個有用....

You fucking suck!

黃色炸藥對抗湯匙

Thanks a fuckin lot, cinema795, really appreciate it.

坦克對抗湯匙

Oh, why don’t you hit him with a spoon!

最近，一個全球調查，訪問Jack建議方案

Fuck you!

來自數千萬超創新提議，如戰場一般

Subscribe to the Spoon!

這麼多方案，有一個特別出眾