Oh God, that's so sweet.

哦，上帝，這是如此甜蜜。

Ew, god my teeth.

Ew，上帝我的牙齒。

One more, I'm still covered under my mom's dental plan.

還有一個，我還在我媽媽的牙科計劃下。

Aah!

啊！

How much sugar is in this?

這裡面有多少糖？

Jesus, are you kidding me?

天啊，你在開玩笑嗎？

I don't know what acne is yet, But I think it's good.

我還不知道痤瘡是什麼，但我覺得很好。

Ooh!

哦！

Where's the washroom?

洗手間在哪裡？

My metabolism is like really good.

我的新陳代謝是像真的好。

I'm a witch.

我是個女巫

I'm a witch.

我是個女巫

I'm a pirate, Arrgh!

我是一個海盜，Arrgh！

I'm a pirate, Arr.

我是一個海盜，阿爾。

I'm Kermit!

我是柯密特！

But that's none of my business.

但這不關我的事。

I'm Kermit.

我是柯密特

No no no!

不，不！

No no no no no no no no no no!

不不不不不不不！

No no no no no no no no no no!

不不不不不不不！

I made my costume myself.

我自己做的服裝。

This cost 110 dollars.

這花了110元。

I'm poor now.

我現在很窮。

Let's carve pumpkins!

讓我們來雕刻南瓜！

I'll take a pumpkin spice latte.

我要一杯南瓜香料拿鐵。

They have king-sized candy bars.

他們有特大號的糖果棒。

They have open bar.

他們有開放式酒吧。

We have to hurry!

我們得快點！

My bed time is eight.

我的睡覺時間是八點。

Cool, door's open at ten.

酷，十點開門。

Trick or treat!

不給糖就搗蛋！

That's it?

就這樣？

Can I have another one?

我可以再來一杯嗎？

Ugh, so cheap!

唉，好便宜啊!

Trick or treat!

不給糖就搗蛋！

One for you, and one for you.

一個給你，一個給你。

Can I have another?

我可以再來一杯嗎？

Ew! Candy corn sucks!

Ew!玉米糖很爛！

Candy corn still sucks.

玉米糖還是很爛。

Hey, I hope you enjoyed this video. If you did, you know what to do, give it a big old thumbs up.

嘿，我希望你喜歡這個視頻。如果你做到了，你知道該怎麼做，給它一個大的老拇指。

My last video is right over there. I made it when I was much older.

我最後一個視頻就在那邊。我做的時候，我老了很多。

My second vlog channel is there, and make sure you subscribe because we make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

我的第二個vlog頻道在那裡，你一定要訂閱，因為我們每週一和週四都有新的視頻。

I know my days of the week.

我知道我一週的日子。

One love superwoman, that is a rap and (buzzing).

一愛一超女，那是一種說唱和（嗡）。