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  • Class, we're gonna try something a little bit different today.

    同學們,我們今天要試點不一樣的東西。

  • No books, no homework...just ideas.

    沒有書,沒有作業...只有創意的點子。

  • O Captain! My Captain!

    喔,船長!我的船長!

  • Awesome.

    棒呆了。

  • Every teacher ever.

    天下的老師都是一樣的。

  • Mr. Berke, can I please go to the bathroom?

    Berke 老師,我能去廁所嗎?

  • I don't know, CAN you?

    我不知道,你能嗎?

  • Fine. May I go?

    好啦。請問我可以去嗎?

  • I don't know, may you?

    我不知道,請問你可以嗎?

  • Yes, I can physically go to the bathroom.

    可以,我體能上可以去廁所。

  • Now may I please go?

    拜託,現在我可以去嗎?

  • Whatever. Just go, I guess.

    隨便,就去吧!

  • Never mind.

    算了。

  • Every teacher ever.

    天下的老師都是一樣的。

  • Chapter three: Your Vagina and You.

    第三章:陰道與我。

  • Really, ladies? Passing notes.

    小姐們,真的嗎?傳紙條。

  • Let's just see what was so important it couldn't wait until after...

    我們就來看看甚麼東西重要到不能下課...

  • Oh my god, are you serious?

    我的天啊,你是認真的嗎?

  • Katie is such a b**ch sl*t!

    Katie 真的是個 X 女人!

  • Stick around after class.

    下課後留下來。

  • Like, we totally have to discuss.

    我們一定要討論一下。

  • Wait? What?

    等等,什麼?

  • - That sl*t what? - Huh?

    - X 婦說什麼?- 蛤?

  • - Sorry, wh*re what? - I...I don't...

    - 對不起,* 子說什麼? - 我,我不...

  • - Basic b**ch says what? - Really?

    - 膚淺女人說什麼? -真的嗎?

  • Sorry, wh*re what? Sl*t what?

    對不起,* 子你說什麼?

  • Every teacher ever.

    天下的老師都是一樣的。

  • All right, guys, before we get started, we need to have a conversation about safety, okay?

    好的,同學們,開始前我們要來談一下安全須知,好嗎?

  • You need to be safe around saws or this could happen to you!

    在鋸子周遭時要小心,不然你就會變這樣!

  • I'm just kidding, guys.

    大家我只是在開玩笑的。

  • But for reals, you need to be careful while...

    但說真的,真的要小心使用...

  • Teacher.

    老師。

  • Okay, class, so none of you want to be inspired by poetry.

    好的,同學們,你們沒有人想要以詩詞激發靈感。

  • I get it.

    我懂。

  • So how about we... watch a movie!

    不如我們就來 ... 看電影吧!

  • Oh-ho-ho! Teach is cool.

    哇哈哈!教書酷!

  • Why would we watch a movie?

    我們為什麼會想看電影?

  • We came here to learn, d*ckhead.

    我們是來學習的,豬頭。

  • What the f*ck is wrong with you guys?

    你們到底哪裡有問題?

  • Teeeeach.

    教教教教書。

  • And don't forget that you have essays due on Thursday.

    不要忘記星期四要交作文。

  • Class dismissed.

    下課。

  • I'm so happy you stayed after class, Bobby.

    Bobby 我很高興你下課留下來。

  • I think we can learn a lot from each other.

    我認為我們可以多了解彼此。

  • Uh, cool, but can we hurry it up?

    呃,好,但我們可以快一點嗎?

  • My parents are throwing me a surprise 18th birthday party.

    我爸媽要替我辦一個驚喜 18 歲生日派對。

  • Wait... you're 18?

    等等.... 你 18 歲?

  • Yeah.

    對啊。

  • Oh my god. Too old!

    天啊,太老了。

  • You disgust me.

    你讓我感到噁心。

  • Was that a pop quiz?

    剛剛那是隨堂小考嗎?

  • Chalkboard!

    黑板!

  • Seriously?

    認真地嗎?

  • Give me the ball.

    把球給我。

  • Give me the ball!

    把球給我!

  • All right, now, this is how you peg a dweeb.

    好的,這就是如何用球打怪胎。

  • Give me the ball!

    把球給我!

  • Give me the ball.

    把球給我。

  • One more, come on!

    快點,再來一球!

  • You're going down!

    你輸定了!

  • Oh!

    噢!

  • Yeah! Woo! Ha ha!

    耶!哈哈哈!

  • I am the coolest f*cking kid in school! Yeah!

    耶!我是全校最他 X 酷的小孩。

  • Every teacher.

    天下的老師。

  • All right, class, today we're going to talk about being safe when we have intercourse.

    好的,同學們,我們今天要來談談性行為的安全措施。

  • Uh, too late, b*tch.

    呃,太晚了。

  • Mr. Teacher.

    老師先生。

  • Eyes on your own paper, Mr. Thompson!

    Thompson 同學,只能看自己的考卷!

  • No backtalk!

    不准回嘴!

  • Showing our ankles to the public, are we, Miss Lancaster?

    把腳踝大方示眾嘛,Lancaster 同學?

  • Touch me with that ruler, and it's your job, old man.

    再用尺碰我一次,老頭你就完蛋了,準備失業吧。

  • It's 2015.

    現在是 2015 年。

  • You can't get away with that sh*t anymore.

    你不能再這樣亂搞了。

  • That sounds precisely like something a witch would say!

    那聽起來就像女巫會說的話!

  • Wiiiitch! Witch!

    女女女巫巫巫!女巫!

  • She's a witch!

    他是個女巫!

  • Take her away!

    把她帶走!

  • The trial is at dusk.

    黃昏開始審判。

  • - A witch! - What the hell?!

    - 女巫!- 什麼鬼?!

  • I don't get any of these jokes because I'm homeschooled!

    因為我在家自學所以都不懂這些笑話!

  • Man, teachers are lucky.

    老師們也太幸運了吧!

  • They even have the lounge.

    他們還有休息室。

  • Man, I bet it's so awesome in there.

    那裡面一定很讚。

  • Forget it.

    算了。

  • Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot!

    噢!好燙,好燙,好燙!

  • Every teacher ever.

    天下的老師都是一樣的。

  • Hey, guys, thanks so much for subscribing.

    大家好,感謝您訂閱。

  • Click the video on the left to watch bloopers from this video and this.

    按下左邊的影片來看花絮和像這樣的影片。

  • And click the video on the right to check out Every Break Up Ever.

    案左邊的影片來看「天下的分手都是一樣的」。

  • I'm just not gay.

    我就不是同性戀。

  • You're not gay?

    你不是同性戀?

  • For you.

    對你來說。

  • And if you're on a phone or tablet, all the stuff we just mentioned are in the description below.

    如果你是用手機或平板,我們剛剛說的東西都會在下方資訊欄。

Class, we're gonna try something a little bit different today.

同學們,我們今天要試點不一樣的東西。

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    Estelle 發佈於 2019 年 09 月 27 日
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