Nikola Tesla

尼古拉·特斯拉。

Number one,make sure your brain has adequate blood flow

第一點，確保你的頭腦保有充足血流量。

Your brain is your most important muscle.

你的頭腦是你最重要的肌肉。

More so than anything else.

比什麼都重要。

To be a genius, like me, your brain will require a lot of blood.

成為一個天才，像我，你的頭腦需要大量的血液。

Every night before bed I squeeze each toe 100 times!

每晚上床睡覺前我會捏每個腳趾頭一百次！

To push the blood from my feet into my brain.

把我腳部的血液送往我的頭腦。

One.

一。

Two.

二。

Three.

三。

Four.

四。

Five.

五。

Eighty-three.

八十三。

Eighty-four.

八十四。

Eighty-seven.

八十七。

Wait.

等等。

Better start over.

重來比較好。

One.

一。

Two.

二。

Three.

三。

Number two, have blue eyes.

第二點，擁有藍眼睛。

My mother and father both had brown eyes, and they were not geniuses.

我爸媽眼睛都是棕色，他們都不是天才。

But I have blue eyes, and I am a genius.

但是我眼睛是藍色的，而我是天才。

Coincidence?

巧合嗎？

I think not.

我想不是。

My brain uses so much mental energy,

我的頭腦使用了很多精神能量，

that it has actually absorbed the melanin in my iris over time.

隨著時間過去吸收了我瞳孔的黑色素。

Causing my naturally dark eyes to become blue.

讓我天生的黑色眼睛變藍色。

Number three,never write anything down.

第三點，什麼都不要寫。

Taking notes is for dummies.

笨蛋才寫筆記。

Things like advanced calculus can easily be done all in your head,

高等微積分可以簡單用你的頭腦解決，

so writing down notes and showing your process is unnecessary and will only slow you down.

把過程寫下來是不必要的，只會減慢你的速度。

There should be no evidence of your genius left after you die.

在你死後不該留下你是天才的證據。

If you're having a hard time thinking of a solution to a problem,

如果你思考解決方案的時候遇到阻礙，

a simple seizure where blinding lights

來個簡單的癲癇發作，

flash before your eyes should give you the answer in a vision.

在你眼前閃過的畫面會給你答案。

Aha! 42!

啊哈！四十二！

Number four,work,work and more work.

第四點，工作、工作、更多工作。

Not everyone is fortunate enough to be born a genius, like me.

不是每個人都夠幸運生來就是天才，像我一樣。

But there is no limit to the amount of things you can sacrifice for your work!

但是為了工作什麼都可以犧牲！

For example, I sleep less than 4 hours a night.

例如，我晚上只睡四小時以下。

I have also never had any of those time wasting romantic entanglements.

我也沒那個時間浪費在談戀愛上面。

Remember: Be Alone.

記住：孤獨萬歲。

Be A Genius!

當個天才！

That is the secret to invention.

這是發明的秘密。

I mean, can you even name one invention that has been made by a married man?

你能說出一個已婚人士的發明嗎？

I sure can't.

我是不行啦。

Number five,be thin and tall.

第五點，讓自己瘦又高。

I am very tall and thin, and therefore I am very healthy.

我又高又瘦，所以我很健康。

I also only eat vegetables and it's a well-known fact that vegetarians are better people than non-vegetarians.

我也只吃蔬菜，眾所皆知素食者比非素食者好。

I also walk 8 to 10 miles per day and I have had zero weight variance in the last 40 years.

我每天走八到十哩，我的體重在過去四十年都沒有變化。

Strong tall thin body, strong mind.

健壯高瘦的身材、堅強的心智，

Number six,personal grooming.

第六點，個人梳洗。

You must protect yourself from germs at all costs.

你必須不計一切代價保護自己遠離病菌。

They're everywhere...

他們無所不在...

But soap is made from animals, so we can't use that.

但是肥皂是從動物製造的，所以我們不能用。

That's why I invented a device that will zap all the germs on your body with glorious electricity!

這就是為什麼我發明了用閃亮電力殺死你身上細菌的機器。

It's the safe way to stay clean.

這是保持乾淨的安全方式。

Number seven,don't let your enemies get too close.

第七點，別讓你的敵人接近你。

Did you know that I invented the x-ray?

你知道我發明了 X 光嗎？

It's true!

這是真的！

I took the very first x-ray photograph ever.

我照了最早的 X 光照。

And I would have proof too if that dog Edison hadn't burned my laboratory to the ground

如果不是那個狗愛迪生把我的實驗室燒成灰、

along with all my radioactive material and frayed wires!

還把我的放射性物質和磨損的電線一起燒成灰，我就有證據了！

Check the description for a link to my video:

如果想了解更詳細資訊請點以下連結：

"Top 10 Reasons Thomas Edison Is Just The Worst And Is A Moron" if you'd like to know more.

｢湯瑪斯·愛迪生只是個最糟的白癡的十大理由｣ 如果你想了解更多的話。

Number eight,don't be too choosy about investors.

第八點，別對金主太挑剔。

When you're a full-time genius inventor, like me,

當你是個全職的天才發明家，像我，

you need to get your money from somewhere.

你就必須從某個地方獲得資金。

I thought my Ruby Death Ray invention would be a no-brainer for the American Military.

我認為我的死光武器發明對美軍來說是個明智的選擇。

I even demonstrated how it would work!

我甚至示範了使用方法！

But they were too short-sighted to recognize its moon-exploding potential.

但他們太目光短淺看不出它能讓月亮爆炸的潛力。

And so I sold it to the Russians!

所以我賣給俄國人了！

Number nine,don't believe everything you hear.

第九點，別相信你聽到的一切。

Theory of Relativity?

相對論？

Bah!

呸！

Number ten, pigeons.

第十點，鴿子。

If, like me, you're too busy being a genius to have a wife,

如果像我一樣太忙著當天才沒辦法娶老婆，

a beautiful pigeon is just as good as a human woman to love and care for.

一隻美麗的鴿子跟女人一樣值得去愛和照顧。

I remember there was this one pigeon...

我記得有隻鴿子...

She was different from all the others...

她跟其他鴿子都不一樣...

She had pure white feathers, with grey tips on her wings.

她有純白的羽毛，翅膀末端是灰色的。

I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman.

我愛那隻鴿子就像男人愛女人一樣。

And she loved me.

而且她也愛我。

I even spent my entire life savings nursing her back to health after she broke her wing.

我甚至在她翅膀受傷後散盡家財搶救她。

That is true love.

那是真愛。

There you have it!

就是這些了！

How to be a genius like me, Nikola Tesla.

如何成為一個像我一樣的天才，尼古拉·特斯拉。

Thank you for watching my video.

感謝您觀賞我的影片。

Leave a comment below to let me know how my tips for becoming a genius have improved your life!

在下面留言讓我知道我提供的成為天才小撇步對你有什麼改善。

And don't forget to Like and Subscribe to the channel!

也不要忘記按讚和訂閱頻道！

Ninety-eight.

九十八。

Ninety-nine.

九十九。

One hundred!

一百！

Nine more toes to go!

還有九隻腳趾頭！

One.

一。

Two.

二。

Three.

三。