"weirdest Halloween ever" stories from you guys.

"史上最詭異的萬聖節 "故事來自你們。

This first one is from @RealAmyJo.

這第一張是@真實的AmyJo的。

She says, "We rang the bell at a house, and the guy was drunk.

她說："我們在一戶人家按鈴，那人喝醉了。

He had no idea it was Halloween.

他不知道今天是萬聖節。

So he just gave us each a dollar

所以他就給我們每人一塊錢

and then turned off his porch light."

然後關掉了他的廊燈。"

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

"Am I a pretty emoji?"

"我是一個漂亮的表情嗎？"

[ Light laughter ]

[輕笑]

This one's from @cam31.

這張是@cam31的

He says, "Once at the mall, I saw five people

他說："有一次在商場裡，我看到有5個人

walk into a public restroom dressed as Clark Kent.

穿著克拉克-肯特的衣服走進公共廁所。

Five minutes later, all five of them came out

五分鐘後，他們五個人都出來了。

dressed as Superman."

扮成超人。"

-Yeah. -Wow, they really planned it.

-是啊 他們真的是計劃好了的

"Look, it's five birds!

"快看，是五隻鳥!

No. They could be five drones."

不，他們可能是五架無人機。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Just update.

只是更新。

Yeah, update. Just trying to make it modern.

是啊，更新。只是想讓它更現代。

"I'm gonna call an Uber." You're making it modern.

"我要叫個Uber來。"你讓它變得現代。

Yeah, making Superman modern.

是啊，讓超人變得現代。

This one's from @NatalieWild7.

這個是@Natalie Wild7的。

She says, "My friend and I were walking through a haunted house

她說："我和我的朋友走在鬼屋裡

when a clown jumped out.

當一個小丑跳出來的時候。

My friend freaked out and screamed, 'Not today, biatch,'

我的朋友嚇壞了，大叫："今天不行，賤貨"。

and then ran away."

然後就跑了。"

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

Why go?

為什麼要去？

Stay in your lane, clown.

呆在你的車道上，小丑。

[ Laughter ] Unh-unh!

[笑] Unh -unh！

This one's from @GumGummerson.

這個是@GumGummerson的。

Oh!

哦！

Ol' Gum Gummerson!

老古姆森！

-Old Gum Gummerson. -I've been here many years.

-老Gum Gummerson.-我在這裡呆了很多年了.

I got my prospectin' pan. -Old Gum Gummerson.

我拿到了我的探礦盤 老Gum Gummerson.

Man, get out of here, you -- -Dagnabbit!

夥計，離開這裡，你... - 該死的！

What's Gum say?

阿膠怎麼說？

Gum says, "A trick-or-treater once showed up at my door

阿膠說："曾經有一個搗蛋鬼出現在我的門前。

in a poncho that had the name John written on it.

穿著一件寫著約翰名字的披風。

When we asked what he was, he replied, 'I'm John.'"

當我們問他是什麼人時，他回答說：'我是約翰'。"

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

Good costume. -Yeah.

衣服不錯-是的

Then Gum gave him some gum.

然後阿膠給了他一些口香糖。

This one's from @MissLoriT.

這張是@Miss LoriT的。

-Oh, @MrsLoriT. -Oh, Mrs.

-哦, @LoriT夫人.-哦，夫人

Maybe she's married to Mr. T.

也許她嫁給了T先生。

Oh.

哦。

-She says -- -I pity the fool.

-她說 -- 我可憐這個傻瓜.

-What's that? -I pity the fool.

-那是什麼?-我可憐這個傻瓜.

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Who's married to Mr. T.

誰和T先生結婚了？

The idea was that Superman used to say, "It's a bird."

這個想法是超人曾經說過，"這是一隻鳥"。

"It's a plane. It's Superman."

"那是一架飛機，是超人是超人。"

He didn't say it. The people would say that.

他沒有說。人們會說。

No, humans walking around Metropolis.

不，是在大都會走動的人類

Right, would go, "Oh, my gosh,

對，會去，"哦，我的天哪。

it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman.

這是一隻鳥，這是一架飛機，這是超人。

Oh, it's a plane. No, it's Superman."

哦，是一架飛機。不，是超人。"

Now you're saying, "Is that a drone?"

現在你又說 "那是無人機嗎？"

That's correct, or is that a -- some type of --

沒錯，還是說這是一種... ... 某種... ...

-Person. -A flying --

-人。-A flying --

A remote-control flying thing?

遙控飛行的東西？

Is that some sort of a flying device?

那是某種飛行裝置嗎？

Maybe Balloon Boy?

也許是氣球男孩？

And so people say, "Is that a drone or Balloon Boy?"

所以人們說，"那是無人機還是氣球男孩？"

No, by golly.

不，天哪。

-It's just Superman. -In fact, it's just Superman.

-只是超人而已-事實上，只是超人。

Yet again I was tricked.

然而我又一次被騙了。

-You fooled me once again. -You fooled me once again.

-你再一次愚弄了我-你再一次愚弄了我

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Kryptoday and Kryptonite.

氪日和氪石。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Whaa! Shwack. Trick or treat.

Whaa!Shwack.不給糖就搗蛋

This one's from @PunkReckless. -Yeah.

這張是@PunkReckless的。-是的

She says, "I was dressed as a fortune teller at a party.

她說："我在一次聚會上打扮成算命先生。

A guy asked me to read his palm,

有個人讓我給他看手相。

so I told him he'd get drunk and have a good time.

所以我告訴他，他會喝得酩酊大醉，玩得很開心。

He came back an hour later, told me I was the real deal.

一個小時後他回來了，告訴我我是真的。

Then he fell over a table."

然後他從桌子上摔了下來。"

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

This last one is from @MattLong1.

最後一個是@MattLong1的。

He says, "I once got so drunk at a Halloween party

他說："我曾經在萬聖節派對上喝得爛醉如泥。

that when I got home, I egged my own house."

當我回家的時候，我給自己的房子打了雞蛋。"

There you have it, everybody.

各位，這就是了。

Those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."

這些都是 "今夜秀標籤"。

To check out more of our favorites,

要查看更多我們的最愛。

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

去tonightshow.com/hashtags。