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  • Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

    現在我要來分享幾則我喜歡的推文

  • "If I Had a Superpower" tweets from you guys.

    來自各位的「如果我有超能力」推文

  • Here we go. This first one is from @haylsann11.

    開始吧。第一則來自 @haylsann11

  • She says...

    她說......

  • My power would be to clap, and when I separate my hands a sandwich appears,

    我的能力是拍個手然後把手分開後,三明治就會出現

  • filling the space between my hands.

    填滿雙手中的空間

  • [ Laughter, applause ] That's fantastic.

    [ 笑聲, 掌聲 ] 這太神了

  • Oh!

    喔!

  • Three-foot hoagie.

    三英尺的特大三明治

  • Oh, you got a three-foot hoagie, dude.

    喔,你得到了三英尺的特大三明治,老兄

  • [ Laughs ]

    [ 笑聲 ]

  • Yeah. Invite you to parties and stuff.

    耶。邀請你去派對之類的

  • That'd be awesome.

    一定很讚

  • Me and my three-foot hoagies.

    我和我的三英尺特大三明治

  • If we slap hands and pull back, it's a party sub?

    如果我們拍手然後往後拉,會不會變成派對潛艇堡?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [ 笑聲 ]

  • This one's from @aking443 He says...

    這則來自 @aking443 他說......

  • My superpower would be detecting whether someone is going in for the high five or the fist bump.

    我的超能力是偵測是否有人要來跟我擊掌或撞我

  • [ Laughter ] It's like...

    [ 笑聲 ] 這就像......

  • [ Applause ]

    [ 掌聲 ]

  • This one's from @CNHolmberg. He says...

    這則來自 @CNHolmberg。他說......

  • If I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to stretch my arm so I can actually reach the keypad on the drive-thru ATM.

    如果我有超能力,我要讓手臂變長這樣就可以碰到得來速 ATM 的鍵盤了

  • [ Applause ] I can't do that.

    [ 掌聲 ] 我做不到

  • Open the door.

    打開門

  • What's that -- the tube?

    那是啥 -- 管子?

  • Oh, the pneumatic tube at the banks? - Yeah.

    喔,有生命的管子在銀行裡?- 是啊

  • -Yeah, that's good technology. -Those were back in the day.

    - 是啊,很棒的技術。 - 在這天那些管子都回歸了。

  • That was great. [ Laughter ]

    真的很棒 [ 笑聲 ]

  • -That's the future man. -That's the future man.

    - 那是未來人 -那是未來人

  • Everybody's gonna go by tube.

    每個人都變成橡膠人

  • [ Laughs ] Vrmm.

    [ 笑聲 ] [ 管子伸長聲 ]

  • [ Laughter ]

    [ 笑聲 ]

  • -We'll travel through tubes, man. -Yeah.

    - 我們都將會透過管子旅行,老兄 -沒錯

  • [ Gags ]

    [ 嘔嘔嘔 ]

  • This one's from @PhishAndFish,

    這則來自 @PhishAndFish,

  • but the first "fish" is spelled with a "ph."

    但是第一個「fish」是拼「ph」

  • Ooh, like the band. Like the jam band.

    喔,像 band 和 jam band 一樣

  • Yeah, Phish. She says...

    是的,Phish。她說......

  • I'd want the superpower to look into the future when I start any Netflix Series,

    當我開始追 Netflix 的影集,我希望擁有超能力去調查未來

  • and see if I'm satisfied enough at the end that it's worth the time commitment.

    看我對結局滿不滿意值得讓我奉獻時間在上面

  • [ Cheers and applause ] There we go.

    [ 歡呼和掌聲 ] 這就對了。

  • -Wow. -That is -- That's a superpower.

    - 哇 - 這是 --這是超能力

  • Fantastic.

    太神了

  • [ Laughs ]

    [ 笑聲 ]

  • Doesn't wanna know the ending.

    不想知道結局

  • Just wants to know if she's satisfied.

    只想知道她滿不滿意

  • This one's from @BridgePidge22.

    這則來自 @BridgePidge22

  • BridgePidge22 She says...

    @BridgePidge22 她說......

  • I want the superpower to always, in one try, turn the shower dial to "exactly the right hot.

    我想要有超能力可以一次就把熱水轉到適合的溫度

  • [ Applause ] Ahh. Boop.

    [ 掌聲 ] 啊。噗

  • Perfect.

    完美

  • This one's from @GeorgeDarkow. He says...

    這則來自 @GeorgeDarkow。他說......

  • My dream power would be the ability to successfully insert USB cables on the first try.

    我夢想中的超能力就是一次就成功把 USB 插進插槽

  • [ Applause ]

    [ 掌聲 ]

  • Nope!

    不!

  • Flip it.

    翻轉它

  • -Flip it. -And reverse it.

    - 翻轉它 -然後反過來

  • And reverse it.

    然後反過來

  • This one's from @jamiewboggs. He says...

    這則來自 @jamiewboggs。他說......

  • My superpower would be "never encountering another human being in a public restroom, ever."

    我的超能力是「不要在公廁遇到其他人類,從不。」

  • And there you go. Those are "The Tonight Show" hashtags.

    就是這些了。這些是「今夜秀」的主題標籤

  • To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

    看更多我們喜歡的推文,搜尋 tonightshow.com/hashtags

Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

現在我要來分享幾則我喜歡的推文

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