字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 -If you guys wouldn't mind, I'd just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys? Thank you. I appreciate that. James, can I get some thank-you- note-writing music, please? [ Piano plays ] -Wow. -Thank you, buddy. -On fire! Thank you, trick-or-treating, for proving that if there's one thing that will actually get me to go for a walk, it's the possibility of free food. [ Laughter ] Yeah, I'll do it. [ Applause ] [ Piano plays ] Thank you, White House staffers John Kelly and John Bolton, for having a shouting match about immigration this week and reminding us all exactly why we're not going home for Thanksgiving this year. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Piano plays ] Thank you, umpire gear, for making every umpire look like he just stole a bunch of frozen pizzas from a gas-station food mart. [ Laughter and applause ] -What's up? [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, monogram towels, for letting your dinner guests know that the towels in your bathroom are, in fact, yours. [ Laughter and applause ] These aren't my towels. -These aren't mine. [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, movie-theater popcorn, for being served exactly two ways -- no butter at all or all the butter. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Piano plays ] Thank you, flu shots, for forcing me to choose which activity I like better, getting the flu or being stabbed. [ Laughter and applause ] -[ Laughs ] [ Piano plays ] -Are you just laughing at the silence? -Yeah. Flu shots, you know. -Yeah. -Is this the last one or no? -What's that? -Is that the last thank-you note? -No, you can see there's more than -- There's probably three more. -You're right. I wasn't paying attention. -You thought it was the last one? -I thought it was the last one, but now -- -Now you believe three there? -Yeah, no. I see those three piles. I'm a fool. Go for it. Sorry. -Apology accepted. [ Light laughter ] [ Piano plays ] -Glad you took it. -What's that? [ Laughter ] Tip of the hat. -Yeah, tip of the hat to you. -Tip of the hat to you, yeah. -Governor. [ Laughter ] Who you going to thank? -What's that? I'm just thinking about who I'm going to write these -- this thank-you note to. -You make them up as you go, right? -That's correct. -Yeah. [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, ordering fries for the table, or as that's also known, pretending I'm not going to eat all the fries so I'm ordering them "for the table." [ Laughter and applause ] -Yeah! Maybe three. [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, drawers at the bottom of the fridge, or as vegetables call you, coffins. [ Laughter and applause ] -Now, is this the last one? [ Laughter ] -What's that? -Is that the last one? -Absolutely. What do you think? Yeah, you saw it, right? -Again, you're right. I'm not paying attention. I can clearly see that's the last one. -Oh, I'm wrong sometimes. I'm sorry. I apologize. -No, I apologize to you. Yeah. [ Laughter ] -I can hear -- You're right in front of the -- The microphone's right in front of you, yeah. -It's right here? -Yeah. -Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. [ Laughter ] I'm ready for this last one. [ Laughter ] -That mic is practical. Is that mic on? -This one? -Yeah. -Hello? No. Sometimes it is. -This one is. [ Laughter ] [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, out-of-office messages, for letting me know that you'll definitely see my e-mail over your vacation but there's no chance in hell you're replying. There you guys have it. Those are my thank-you notes.
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