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  • Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

    現在要來分享幾則我的最愛

  • #homecomingfail stories from you guys.

    來自各位的 #崩壞返校日

  • This first one's from @StevecarlsonWF.

    第一則來自 @StevecarlsonWF

  • He says, "I nervously asked the girl I liked,

    他說:「我緊張地問一個我喜歡的女生

  • 'Do you want to go to homecoming?'

    『妳想參加返校日嗎?』

  • When she said yes, I was still so nervous

    當她說想的時候,我太緊張了

  • that for some reason, I blurted out, 'Cool. With who?'"

    不知道為何,我迸出:『好喔 ! 那跟誰呢 ?』」

  • "I-I-I'm just doing a survey.

    「我...只是在做個調查

  • I want to know who's going with who."

    我想知道誰和誰去而已。」

  • This one's from @boobearmelly.

    這則來自 @boobearmelly

  • She says, "Nelly's song 'Get Your Eagle On' was playing.

    她說:「Nelly 的一首歌『M 型腿開開』在播放時

  • I dropped down so low, my pants split down the middle.

    我慢慢地下腰,褲子的三角窗裂開

  • All my friends had to huddle around me

    我的朋友必須擁著我

  • and dance me out of the gym."

    和我一起「跳出」健身房。」

  • I mean, that's what friends are for, man.

    真的是齁,共患難見真情,老兄

  • That's what friends are for.

    共患難見真情

  • This one's from @airmailbird.

    這則來自 @airmailbird

  • She says, "My friend's dad rented a limo

    她說:「我朋友的爸爸為了他的返校日

  • for him and his homecoming date, but he was also their chauffeur

    租了一台轎車,但他爸爸也是司機

  • and gave them 'The Talk' on the way there."

    並一路給他們『說教』。」

  • "When a man and woman love each other..."

    「男女相愛時呢...」

  • This one's from @dackjaniels.

    這則來自 @dackjaniels.

  • Nice.

    有梗

  • Not Jack Daniels. Dack Janiels, man.

    不是那個 Jack Daniels 喔,是 Dack Janiels 喔,老兄

  • Dack Janiels. I get it.

    Dack Janiels。我瞭了

  • He says, "I only knew one dance move

    他說:「我只知道一種舞蹈動作

  • that I learned from an M.C. Hammer music video,

    是我從 M.C. Hammer MV 學來的

  • and I danced that one move all night.

    我一整晚都跳那支舞

  • My date asked if I knew anything else,

    我的舞伴問我還會不會其他的

  • so I tried an impromptu spin move

    所以,我即興地旋轉、跳躍、我閉著眼

  • and accidentally slapped her in the face."

    不小心給她摑掌了。」

  • This guy's a disaster!

    真是場災難

  • Go home. That is a fail.

    回家洗洗睡吧 ! 魯蛇

  • Mr. Janiels

    Janiels 先生幫幫忙

  • This one's from @MCDani9214.

    這則來自 @MCDani9214.

  • She says, "My date really loved the song

    她說:「我的舞伴很愛 James Blunt 的

  • 'You're Beautiful,' by James Blunt.

    『You're Beautiful』

  • When it came on, he said he needed to

    音樂來的時候,他說他需要

  • feel this one on his own

    獨處一下

  • and went to a corner and danced with himself."

    所以他就到角落去跟自己跳舞了。」

  • -"You're Beautiful"? -What?

    -哪門子的「You're Beautiful」? - 什麼?

  • You're beautiful

    像這樣 ?

  • Can I be blunt?

    我會是那個呆滯的 Blunt 嗎?

  • This one's from @burninglegacies.

    這則來自 @burninglegacies

  • She says, "Our homecoming had a low budget,

    她說,「我們的返校活動撙節中

  • so we got an elderly deejay who played songs off YouYube.

    所以我們只好請了位年長 DJ 用 YouTube 放音樂

  • We spent half the dance waiting for ads to be over."

    結果我們有一半的時間都在等廣告。」

  • "I like this Geico ad."

    「這個 Geico 廣告拍得不錯喔 !」

  • "Pretty good."

    「不錯喔 !」

  • "Hold on a second."

    「快好了。」

  • This last one's from @VIPrice.

    最後一則來自 @VIPrice

  • He says, "My mom chaperoned our homecoming.

    他說:「我媽是我們返校活動的年長女伴代表

  • She showed up a little tipsy and ended up

    她出場時有點茫了,最後

  • leading the whole school in doing the 'Thriller' dance."

    全校都在跳 Michael Jackson 的月球漫步

  • There you have it.

    以上是今天

  • Those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags."

    我們的【今夜秀】

  • Check out more of our favorites.

    更多我們的最愛

  • Go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

    都在 tonightshow.com/hashtags

Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

現在要來分享幾則我的最愛

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