because he had an interview with The Sun, right, which is not like they're against him.

因為他當時正接受太陽報的訪問也不是說他們會批評川普

They're a conservative newspaper in the United Kingdom,

畢竟太陽報在英國算是相對保守的報社

and would, like, very extreme headlines,

然後他們下了非常聳動的標題

and you know, very tabloidy, and they interviewed him,

像是蘋 X 日報的那種標一，然後他們訪問川普

and then he completely denied everything that they reported

結果就是川普隔天徹底否定

about him the next day. (audience chuckles)

太陽報有關他訪談的一切報導

And then, like, I was watching one of the journalists,

然後我注意到一個記者

and he was like, we just don't understand

他很困惑「我們完全不能理解

because we were recording it and he knew,

因為我們明明有在錄影，而且他也知道啊！」

he knew that we were recording it.

「他明明就知道我們在現場錄影啊！」

I don't understand how he could turn around

「我們不懂他怎麼可以突然變臉然後

and say that it's fake news when we have the recording

說這是不實的報導，明明我們還留下訪問的紀錄。」

and it was just, you could see that they were just like

然後他們就說

wait, this makes no sense! (audience chuckling)

「等等這完全沒道理啊！」

This is absolutely, like, and my favorite was

然後接下來這絕對是我最愛的部分

the American journalists were like welcome to our lives.

美國記者們就一副「歡迎來到我們日常」的樣子

(audience clapping and cheering)

(觀眾拍手喝采)

'Cause I think everybody in the world thinks that Trump

我覺得世界各地的人看川普

is just like, it's like America is having a hissyfit,

就像是看到一個美國的小屁孩

but when he comes to another country,

等到他來到其他國家時

the people there are like oh, this shit is,

那裡的人們會直接說這小子根本

it's like Godzilla on a world tour.

根本就像哥吉拉世界巡迴

(audience chuckles)

(觀眾笑)

You know what I mean?

你知道我在說什麼嗎?

Like we see the Japanese and we're like

就像我們看到日本人處理哥吉拉的時候會告訴自己

I would handle Godzilla like the one is here,

我們也可以用同樣方式對付眼前這隻 (川普)

you're like (shouts)!

然後「啊啊啊啊啊啊」的大叫

(rhythmic hip hop music)

(有節奏的嘻哈音樂)