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  • - Ned, do you masturbate?

    - 奈德,你有手淫嗎?

  • (screams)

    (尖叫聲)

  • I don't want to know!

    我不想知道!

  • - Masturbation.

    - 手淫;

  • - Masturbation.

    - 手淫;

  • - How is it different when you're

    - 當你'的時候,有什麼不同呢?

  • married versus, when you're single?

    結婚與,當你'單身?

  • You make videos about this all the time!

    你一直在做關於這個的視頻!

  • - [Both] All the time!

    - [都]所有的時間!

  • - What's your jerking off history like?

    - 你的擼管史是怎樣的?

  • - Well you know, as a teenager

    - 嗯,你知道,作為一個少年

  • I experimented, did it a lot.

    我試驗過,做了很多。

  • - I kind of did it so much that

    - 我做的太多了

  • as a child my mom told me to stop.

    小時候,我媽媽告訴我停止。

  • She was like, don't do that so much,

    她很喜歡,不要'這麼做。

  • because your vagina's gonna fall off

    因為你的陰道會掉下來。

  • if you do it too much.

    如果你做得太多。

  • - Will your vagina fall off, if you masturbate too much?

    - 手淫多了,陰道會不會掉下來?

  • - No 'cause I still got it!

    - 沒有'因為我還能拿到它!

  • - Nice, checks out, checks out.

    - 很好,檢查出來,檢查出來。

  • - Yeah.

    - 是啊。

  • - When is the last time that you masturbated?

    - 你最後一次手淫是什麼時候?

  • - One, two, three, last night.

    - 一,二,三,昨晚。

  • - I can't remember.

    - 我不記得了。

  • (laughing)

    (笑)

  • - Really?

    - 真的嗎?

  • When your wife leaves, is your first thought?

    當你的妻子離開時,你的第一個念頭是什麼?

  • - Immediate, no.

    - 馬上,不。

  • (laughing)

    (笑)

  • - I have a roommate.

    - 我有一個室友。

  • - Sure.

    - 當然可以

  • - And the second my roommate is

    - 第二個我的室友是

  • out the door, my pants are off.

    出了門,我的褲子都脫了。

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • But I feel with marriage, you have

    但我覺得有了婚姻,你就有

  • someone there to help you through those times.

    有人在那裡幫助你度過這些時刻。

  • - If you want to masturbate, and your

    - 如果你想自慰,而你的。

  • partner's like you know, doesn't want

    伴侶就像你知道的一樣,並不希望

  • to have sex, then sometimes you know,

    要做愛,那麼有時你知道。

  • it's a group activity, know what I'm saying?

    它'是一個團體活動,知道我'在說什麼嗎?

  • - Oh, my God!

    - 哦,我的天!

  • Okay, I can support that.

    好吧,我可以支持。

  • There are all kinds of ways to masturbate.

    手淫的方式有很多種。

  • It doesn't just have to be with your hand,

    它並不只是用手。

  • or with a toy, like do some weird googling

    或與玩具,像做一些奇怪的google搜索

  • kids, just make sure to set your browser to private.

    孩子們,只要確保將瀏覽器設置為私密。

  • - Number of times in a week that you masturbate?

    - 一週內自慰的次數?

  • - [Both] One, two, three.

    - [都]一,二,三。

  • - Seven!

    - 七!

  • - Zero point five.

    - 零點五。

  • - Porn?

    - 色情片?

  • - Oh yeah.

    - 哦,是的。

  • - How has that changed since you got married?

    - 你結婚後有什麼變化?

  • - Sometimes we watch porn together.

    - 有時我們一起看黃片。

  • - Good for you guys!

    - 對你們有好處!

  • I have to watch porn, because

    我必須看A片,因為

  • I don't have anyone to imagine really.

    我沒有任何人可以想象真的。

  • Single persons masturbation kit,

    單人自慰包。

  • looks a little something like this.

    看起來有點像這樣。

  • A vibrator of some sort, my cell phone

    某種振動器,我的手機。

  • 'cause gotta watch porn somehow.

    '因為得看色情片,不知何故。

  • - True.

    - 沒錯

  • - And me.

    - 還有我

  • - Sometimes all you need is your 'ol right hand.

    - 有時你需要的只是你的'ol右手。

  • (slapping)

    (拍打)

  • (laughing)

    (笑)

  • - Point is, masturbate, do it.

    - 重點是,自慰,做吧。

  • - And if you have a partner, talk

    - 如果你有一個合作伙伴,談

  • about it with them, or do it together.

    和他們一起討論,或者一起做。

  • If you're masturbating right now.

    如果你現在正在自慰。

  • We get it.

    我們明白了。

  • - I don't blame you like hello.

    - 我不怪你,就像你好。

  • (laughing)

    (笑)

  • Duh.

    咄。

- Ned, do you masturbate?

- 奈德,你有手淫嗎?

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