New year

[一月一日]

New me

新的一年

*Deep Inhale*

新的我!

*Deep Exhale*

[一月二日]

*Ominous Sound*

別這樣看我Stephen Curry 拜託兄弟，你早餐從沒吃過披薩?

*Yawn*

不，沒有

*Smacks Lips*

Stephen:把披薩放下吧 兄弟

Don't look at me, Stephen Curry. C'mon man. What, you've never had pizza for breakfast?

Rudy:我還沒吃完...

No, not really.

你不需要它

(Stephen) Let's put the pizza down, man.

但這...這是怎麼...

(Rudy) I wasn't finished..

別擔心，我是來幫你的

You don't need that.

幫我啥?我的三分投球?

But ho-how, what is.. what is, uh..

*尷尬的沉默*

Don't worry about it. All that matters is that I'm here to help you.

抱歉。

Help me with what? My free throws?

我需...我需要幫助

*Chuckling*

他姓Curry 名字叫Steph

*Awkward Silence*

幫助我，讓我變得更好

Sorry.

他說:"第一件事，這些水瓶得拿掉"

I need.. I need help.

我說:"為什麼?"

然後他說:"難道你不愛海洋嗎?兄弟"

Helping me out turning me into the best.

然後他華麗的拿出了"BRITA"

He said: First things first these water bottles gotta go

"它裝水很快"他說

I said: Why?

"且立即填充"

And he said: Don't you love the ocean, bro?

所以他倒了兩杯

He then whipped out the "Brita Stream" so beautifully

然後我們說"乾杯!"

"It fills quickly" he said

該離開了，是時候面對恐懼

"And it pours immediatly!"

與其吃披薩，為何不試試健康的零食?

So he poured two glasses

我說:"因為披薩很好吃"

And we both said "Cheers!"

"而且健康食物很爛"

Time to move on, yes it was time to face my fears

他教我一些蔬果有關蔬菜的事

Instead of eating pizza, why not try a healthy snack?

和一些沙拉

I said " 'Cause pizza is delicious,

吃起來其實很不錯，雖然它傷了我的靈魂

and healthy food is whack!"

然後他讓我做一些 從沒試過的運動

He introduced me to some veggies

我們做了奇怪的訓練，讓我肌肉痠痛

And some salad in a bowl

然後我們做了太極

It actually tasted good, even though it hurt my soul.

我一直都是粉絲

Then he made me exercise

我不知道我在做什麼，但我覺得我變成一個男子漢了

Which I had never done before

然後他要我做禮物，讓我女友臉紅

We did some weird drills, and they made me very sore.

然後整理我的房間，很快地讓它乾淨!

Then we did some Tai Chi

然後跟我的寶貝吃燭光餐點

I've always been a fan.

然後他對我眨眼，因為他知道我讓她覺得

Didn't know what I was doing, but I felt more like a man!

太棒了!

Then he had me make a present that would make my girl blush

他姓Curry

Then we cleaned my place, made it tidy in a rush!

名字叫Steph

Then I sat with my beloved with a candle lit meal

他來到我的生活 讓我人生變得不模糊

Then he gave me a wink (Ding!) 'Cause he knew I made her feel

噢 Steph Steph Curry

Amazing!

Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph

First name: Stephen

幫助我，讓我變得更好

Last name: Curry

更好!

He came into my life, now everything is less blurry

他姓Curry

Oh, Steph Steph Curry

名字叫Steph

Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph

他來到我的人生 讓我世界變得不模糊

Helpin' me out, turning me into the best

噢 Steph Steph Curry

Best!

Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph

First name: Stephen

幫助我，讓我變得更好

Last name: Curry

更好!

He came into my life, now everything is less blurry

嗨你好 我這有兩個大披薩...給Rudy?

Oh, Steph Steph Curry

送披薩的:"加量起司"

Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph

我...我之前訂的

Helpin' me out, turning me into the best

送披薩的:"加量麵包 加量麩質"

Best!

好吧 算了

Hey, how you doin'? I got two large pizzas for, Rudy?

送披薩的:你在跟誰講話?

(Pizza Guy) Extra Cheese

我在跟我朋友Stephen Curry講話

I... I ordered that before...

送披薩的:那裡沒有人!

(Pizza Guy) Extra bread, Extra gluten

你沒看到Stephen Curry站在這?現在?

Yeah, whatever.

聽著老兄，你可以拿走披薩嗎?我沒那麼多時間

Who are you talkin' to?

等等......如果你不是真的...

What do you mean?I'm talkin' to my friend Stephen Curry!

那就是說

There's nobody there!

改變你的那股力量就是你，我的朋友

You don't see Stephen Curry standing here?

送披薩的:"撒小??"

Right now?

我以為是你改變我的人生Stephen Curry

Listen, bro, can you just take these pizzas? I don't got all day.

謝謝你!

Wait a minute, If you're not real...

呃...祝你好運 兄弟!

Then that means...

天啊 最近大家都很詭異 對吧?

The power to change was in you all along, my friend

我知道 對吧?

(Rudy) Wow!

離開這吧!

I think you changed my life, Stephen Curry!

走吧!

Thank You!

我要找新工作了

Huhh. Good luck, Buddy!

新年新的你!

Huh.

他姓Stephen

Man, people are weird these days, huh?

名字叫Curry

I know, right?

他來到我的人生 讓得我世界變得不模糊

Let's get outta here!

噢 Steph Steph Curry

Let's go!

Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph

I need a new job.

幫助我，讓我變得更好

New Year New You!

更好!

Last name: Curry

He came into my life, now everything is less blurry!

Oh, Steph Steph Curry

Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph

Helpin' me out, turnin' me into the best,

Best!