It's coming for you too, Claire.

妳也等著，Claire

People try the world's spiciest instant noodle

試吃世界最辣泡麵

Samyang's "Nuclear Fire Noodle" from South Korea is the new spiciest instant noodle on the market

來自南韓的三養「核彈激辛火雞麵」是現在市面上最辣的一款泡麵

It contains 8,706 SHU (Scoville heat units).

它的辣度是 8,706 史高維爾辣度單位

I love spicy food.

我超愛吃辣

I've never had spicy ramen before,

我從來沒吃過辣的泡麵

but I normally will out-spice all of my friends.

但我通常都會叫我朋友跟我一起吃辣

I want it hot.

我要辣的

I can't handle spicy food well.

我不太能吃辣

Even if it's like homemade ketchup, my nose is running.

就吃連那種自製番茄醬，我都會辣到流鼻涕

I don't love it.

我不喜歡

I'm trying to get better at it.

但我有在練習吃辣

I'm Korean, I grew up in a Korean household.

我是韓國人，我在韓國家庭長大

I've been trained my whole life to eat spicy food.

我從小就被訓練吃辣

If you go to Korea and you order mildness,

如果你去韓國吃東西點微辣

they give you super spicy.

他們還是會給你大辣

I eat a lot of ramen noodles when I'm drunk,

我喝醉的時候很常吃泡麵

but like the most I can handle is like

但我最能接受的程度大概是在

sometimes I'll get a little crazy and put like

我有點小發瘋的時候

some paprika in there.

在裡面加一些辣椒粉

It gets real at my place.

對我來說就很夠了

I'm worried about you.

我開始擔心妳了

The Taste

試吃時間

It smells like it's gonna hurt.

它聞起來感覺好痛

It really does cut to like the back of your sinuses.

它的味道整個衝進鼻腔

I was looking forward to this a second ago

我剛剛本來還很期待

and now I'm terrified.

現在我很害怕

Oh baby, oh baby.

噢，寶貝。噢，寶貝

It's happening.

開始辣了

Whoa.

哇噢

This is extremely spicy.

這真的超辣

This is good though.

但很好吃

It's a good spice.

辣得很好吃

This is not as bad as I was expecting.

它沒有我想像的那麼糟

I'm tearing up.

我要流眼淚了

The noodles have a really good texture.

麵條的口感很好

Boy, my lips are on fire.

天啊，我的嘴唇燒起來了

Are you done?

妳不吃了？

F**k yeah, I'm done.

我他 X 的當然不吃了

It doesn't even taste like anything.

它根本吃不出味道

It just hurts.

只有滿滿的疼痛

I can probably finish this.

我應該吃得完

This is good.

這真好吃

It's gonna keep getting worse, I know it.

感覺得出來，這只會越來越糟

Oh god.

天啊

It has some sweet taste too.

它吃起來也有點甜

Mhm, it is a little sweet.

嗯，它有點甜

There's hints of sweetness.

有一點甜味在裡面

I'm done.

我吃完了

Finished it.

解決

I probably shouldn't have finished the whole bowl.

我好像不應該吃完整碗

Evan, no, I'm actually like worried about your insides.

Evan，不，我擔心你的腸胃

You're crying.

妳哭了

Yeah.

沒錯

Now that I know that you're crying,

既然妳先哭了

- it's okay for me to cry. - Holy sh*t.

- 那我也可以哭了 - 噢靠

Final Thoughts

感想

What's the heart rate at?

現在心跳率多少？

My heart is not beating.

我的心跳已經停了

I liked it.

我滿喜歡的

Texture of the noodle is very chewy.

麵條口感很有嚼勁

How could you even be thinking about that sh*t

你怎麼還有辦法管那種東西

when you're mouth's on fire?

你的嘴巴都燒起來了

Just give me the whole jug.

整罐給我

My mouth is still on fire, but I had a great time.

我嘴唇還在燒，但我吃得很開心

I think it was spicier than I thought.

它比我想像中辣

Korean versus Irish, of course he's gonna like it.

韓國人跟愛爾蘭人比，他當然會喜歡

I wish I could eat spicy food.

真希望我能吃辣

Do you know how jealous I am?

你知道我多羨慕你嗎？

It's very cautiously spicy so be careful please.

這真的非常辣所以絕對務必要小心

I don't think I'll ever feel normal again.

我覺得我無法恢復正常了

Hey.

嘿

Hey, hey sport.

嘿，嘿，朋友。(註：sport有老兄、朋友之義)