It's not just crowded.

不只是擁擠而已

It's a crazy place.

簡直是瘋狂

And to prove that we went out of the street here on Brooklyn.

為了證明這件事，我們到布魯克林街頭

And ask people getting of it to share.

請民眾分享

the craziest thing they ever saw on the subway.

自己在地鐵上遇過最瘋狂的事

What is the craziest thing you've ever seen on the subway?

你在地鐵上看過最瘋狂的事是什麼？

There's one woman spilled her oatmeal,

有一個女生打翻她的麥片

someone else's kid tried eating it.

有一個小孩試圖去吃

It's sad.

很令人難過

There was guy sitting next to me,

有一個男的坐我旁邊

like nothing weird about that first,

一開始都不覺得奇怪

and then he reaches into like CVS bag.

然後他突然伸進塑膠袋

and grabs a deodorant

拿出除臭劑

and he'd like opens it and starts like putting all over his body.

然後開始瘋狂往自己身上噴

Like, on top of his clothes

在他衣服上

painting his body with this deodorant.

在他的身上用除臭劑塗鴉

It's crazy, but I see a lot of rats.

這超級瘋狂的，但我看過超多老鼠

One run across by seven people.

有一隻還跑過七個人

And I'm like: ok, I'm out of here.

然後我就：好，我離開

The buck of nakedness, the naked women.

裸體，一個裸體的女人

People peeing in the cup, and then when the train like stops.

人們在杯子裡尿尿，然後火車停下來的時候

They just drop the cup,

他們的杯子就掉了

and the pee is just like, slush all over the train.

然後尿就灑了一整車

I have seen an older gentlemen chase a young woman with a cane

我看過一個老先生拿著拐杖追一個年輕女孩

to beat her for no reason.

無緣無故打她

I once time saw a guy, it was like Halloween,

我曾經看過一個男的，好像是萬聖節

so we were waiting for the train late in night

我們半夜在等車

and the trash barge showed up.

然後一個垃圾車經過

And the kid just got on the trash barge and rolled it away.

一個小孩就上了垃圾車被載走

and I'm very certain that he is dead now.

我超級確定他現在已經不在人世了

I don't remember, as I said.

我記不太得，就像我說的

I don't use subway more.

我不常搭地鐵

But what I think crazy is

但很瘋狂的是

is very common that man would stand on the platform outside

很常看到有個男的站在月台外面

and as you were in the subway looking out.

當你從車廂裡看出去的時候

they tended to masturbate at you.

他們就會開始對著你做壞壞的事

But it was, you know.

但你知道的

Sort of normal that you don't even react to it.

你根本不用理他

That's fun.

很有趣

That's my grandma my grandpa.

那就像我奶奶、爺爺

Do you like looking buttoms and subscirbe such things.

你喜歡看屁屁、追蹤屁屁嗎？

Click the buttom to subscribe the channel.

按按鈕訂閱頻道

And you'll finally be happy

你會很快樂