and welcome to the Urgent RX challenge

歡迎收看 Urgent RX 挑戰

where we try to give real people real headaches.

我們在此讓挑戰者感受到真正的頭痛

Today I'm gonna give some unsuspecting job applicants the worst interview of their life.

今天我將讓不知情的應徵者體驗他們一生中最糟糕的面試經驗

Hi.

嗨

Hi.

嗨

How's it going?

最近如何？

Good.

很好

So you wanna stand, or sit?

所以你想站著，還是坐著？

Sit would be good.

坐著就好了

Let's stand.

站著好了

Well, I'll sit, we'll sit.

我坐下，我們都坐下

OK.

好的

Uhh, what was your name? I'm sorry.

喔，你叫什麼名字？不好意思

Charity.

洽綠蒂

Charity, chara chara chara Charity.

洽綠蒂，洽綠洽綠洽綠，洽綠蒂

Hmm.

哼

What's up, dude?

老兄，過得如何？

Ahh, nothing really, just...

啊，沒什麼特別，就...

Is that a perm?

那是燙的嗎？

Excuse me?

不好意思？

A perm?

燙頭髮嗎？

No, this is natural.

不，這是天生的

Ah, cool.

喔，酷

What can I do for you?

有什麼能為您效勞嗎？

Haha, I would like a job with your company.

哈哈，我想要在您的公司工作

Oh, great.

喔，太棒了

This is a very well formatted resume.

這份履歷排版非常好

Thank you.

謝謝

Well, that's one thing about resumes.

履歷就是這樣

What are you hoping to make?

你希望能賺多少？

Money-wise?

金錢方面嗎？

How much am I looking to make?

我希望能賺多少錢嗎？

Yeah.

是的

Umm.

呃

What were you hoping the salary would be?

你希望薪水是多少？

Maybe thirty to forty.

可能三十到四十間 (即三萬到四萬美金)

OK, it's not gonna be anywhere near that.

好的，實際上根本不會那麼高

OK, it's just the job listing said thirty seven.

好喔，只是工作職職缺上寫三萬七千元

I know, how am I gonna get people in here?

我知道，不然我要怎麼找到人來應徵？

Lisa!

麗莎！

Hey!

嗨！

There is a bug in my coffee.

我的咖啡裡有隻蟲

Oh my gosh.

我的天啊

I'm not saying you did it, I'm not saying you did it,

我沒有要怪你，我沒有要怪你

I'm just, give me another one.

我只是，就再給我一杯新的

Like right now!

立馬！

Are you serious?

認真？

We're a people company.

我們是以人為本的公司

We care about our employees and our customer.

我們在乎我們的員工和顧客

(loud drinking noise)

(大聲地喝東西)

What are you laughing at?

你是在笑什麼？

I'm sorry.

對不起

Oh yeah, come in.

好的，請進

Got your coffee.

泡好咖啡了

OK, I'm kind of in an interview here.

好的，我現在正在面試人欸

I'm sorry.

對不起

Checking for the bug.

檢查一下有沒有蟲

Do you sing?

你會唱歌嗎？

Do I sing?

我會不會唱歌？

Yeah.

是的

No, never had, not really.

不，沒有唱過，不太會

That's gonna be a problem.

這會是個問題

I stay out too late.

我在外面混到太晚了 (此處為泰勒斯 Shake It Off 歌詞)

Got nothing in my brain.

讓我腦袋空空

That's what people say, oh oh.

大家都這麼說我，喔喔

You don't know that?

你不知道這首歌嗎？

Yep.

知道啊

Okay.

好的

Get out!

滾出去！

Just kidding.

開玩笑的啦！

That's nice, can you do twenty more?

做得很好，你可以再做二十下嗎？

So...yeah, OK, you're hired, now you're fired.

好的，好的，你被錄取了，現在被解僱

Hired again.

又被錄取了

Fired again.

又被炒魷魚了

We don't want you.

我們不想要你

Charity.

洽綠蒂

Hey, come here.

嘿，快回來

This isn't real.

這不是真的

This is a setup.

這是故意安排的

This is a fake interview.

這是個假面試

Congratulations, you just won the Urgent RX challenge.

恭喜你，你剛成功完成了 Urgent RX 挑戰

This actually isn't a real job interview.

這事實上不是真的工作面試

Alright.

好的

You just won a lifetime supply of Urgent RX headache relief to-go.

你剛贏得終身供給的 Urgent RX 頭痛舒緩隨身包

It's powder, it's flavored, doesn't even required water.

他是粉狀的，有調味，甚至不配水就可以吃

Thank you.

謝謝

Hey, think about this way.

嘿，不妨這樣想

How easy is your next interview gonna be？

你的下一個面試將會有多簡單？

Can't be any worse.

一定不會比這次更糟了