(laughter)

- My beard!

Oh, there's a long one!

- [Woman, Off-Screen] Make a wish! Make a wish!

(laughs)

- Bonjour!

(laughter)

Hi everyone!

It's Tyler, and who am I here with today?

- I'm Alex Wassabi!

- I'm here with Alex Wassabi,

who is my best friend of all time.

- Our parents were close friends.

- Our parents were in a group love affair.

So we're brothers.

- I was not aware.

So we could never date then if we're brothers.

- I take it all back!

I've made a huge mistake!

(laughter)

So next month, Alex is coming to a

very special event with me.

- Mhmm. - What are we doing?

- We're going to camp.

- My favorite part of camp last year was when,

every day during lunch I would serve the people

tater tots, and mac n cheese and things.

This is me serving. (laughs)

And I thought, well, when we're at camp,

we should have a day where we serve lunch together.

- Okay, what should we serve, Tyler?

(both laugh)

- We should make sloppy Joe's--

- (gasps) My favorite.

- But, the thing about camp is, I feel like the

friendships you form are so close.

Closer than close.

And so to kind of experience that firsthand,

maybe we should get so close.

So Alex, I think we should become so close

that we become one person.

I say we duct tape ourselves together.

I'll use one arm and you use one arm.

- Easy.

- And then the rest of our body will be fused.

But I think we need help to become one.

- Okay.

- So special guest, pop on in!

- Hello, I'm LaurDIY.

- You got a boyfriend?

- No.

- Good answer.

- Just this one.

- (laughter and screaming)

- Okay, so you're ticklish. Got it.

(audio fast-forwarding)

- Yes! We're done!

- So like I said, the friendships you form at camp

are closer than any friendship you'll ever make in life.

Almost as close as this.

(ding)

- First, we need half an onion.

- So I'm only allowed to use this arm.

- I'm only allowed to use this arm.

- So maybe you should hold it and I'll just whack it?

- Okay, go.

- No!

- Hard, hard.

- Oh, wow! (screams and laughs)

Okay, so that's half of that.

Now you get this green pepper.

Give me half.

- Okay.

- Oh my God.

- Hiyah!

- Wow. Okay, so now chop it.

- (makes clinking sound)

Sure, yes, yes, yes, bitch!

- This is gonna be the sloppiest Joe I've ever made.

- I've made a sloppier Joe.

(laughs)

- Okay, good.

- Like this?

- Yeah, bam!

You hold it--

You think this is gonna work?

Oh, oh my god. Actually yes.

(exclaiming)

Yes, honey, yes.

Are you my hype girl right now?

- You're so good!

- Do you think that's chopped enough?

You suck.

(laughter)

- We got our bowl of--

- You just screamed in Daddy's ear.

(laughter)

- We got a bowl of onions and peppers.

Yes, now what's the next step?

- Meat!

- I feel like we're kind of like--

bring it around town!

- Bring it around town!

- Okay, so now we've chopped our veggies,

which is step one, but step two is--

what is that?

- [Both] Garlic powder.

Ketchup.

- And mustard.

- And one more.

- And brown sugar!

Mmm. You wanna try?

It's good!

- So you need 3 teaspoons-- is that a teaspoon?

- Yeah.

- Oh yes, slam it in.

Give the people the sugar!

- Oh, that was close.

Now some of this garlic powder.

Half a teaspoon.

There we go, that seems right.

(laughter)

Bam!

And now what, ketchup and mustard.

One teaspoon of mustard.

- And we need three quarters of a cup of ketchup.

(laughter)

- Okay I got it.

- Careful with those beautiful teeth.

Oh wow.

- (singing)♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫

- [Both] ♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫

(beat boxing and singing)

- ♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫

♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫

- Oh shit, okay now mix it.

(laughing) Get me out of here!

Wait, do we have a whisk?

Come with me.

This is whisky business, y'all.

(laughing)

- Why are you jiggling?

- Oh I forgot.

I thought it was supposed to be like a Kitchen-Aid.

It's meat time.

- Release the meat!

- Oh my god, you're really taking it.

Scurry on over to the stove.

So, now that we've made all of our ingredients--

- We place the meat in the pan.

- I don't think that's what we do.

Grab this and now--

- Put that in there.

(screaming and exclaiming)

- Now it's time for the meat, Alex's favorite part.

Now be so gentle.

Oh my god, not gentle at all.

Don't move a muscle.

What'd I tell you?

- Let me flip it!

- No, don't flip it.

- I 'm a flipper.

- Oh my god, just absolutely not.

Now, what I'm giving you today is

metallic duct tape realness.

Category is: cinched!

- [LaurDIY, o.s] What's happening over there

with those two hands?

- These old things?

- [Laur] Look at Alex! - Bitch!

(laughter)

Wow, I gotta say, this looks like a natural delicacy.

So, what's cookin' good lookin'?

- We got the sloppy Joe, all we need to add is the sauce.

- My arm is not strong enough for that slowness.

Hurry up!