Name: 你可以踩在樂高上嗎 Dear Ryan (Can you step on a Lego!? (Dear Ryan))
Uploaded: 2017-12-25T21:59:58.000Z
Duration: 6 min 25 s

So I know that I haven't done the Dear Ryan video in a while.

我知道我有一段時間沒拍親愛的瑞恩系列影片了

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Dear Ryan, can you say "M" without touching your lips?

親愛的瑞恩，你可以在不碰到嘴唇的情況下說出「M」這個字母嗎？

「嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯~~~」

我可以用到牙齒嗎？這樣好像是作弊

技術上來說，我真的沒有碰到嘴唇

You... it's.... I.... it's..... it's impossible!

你...這....我....這.....這根本就不可能啊！

Thanks for making me look like an idiot, Heh-

I bet a lot of you at home just did that.

我敢賭你們很多人現在也在家裡試

So don't even judge me how stupid I looked.

所以不要跟我說你覺得我看起來有多笨

親愛的瑞恩，你會模仿 emoji 表情符號嗎？

I actually had never tried that before, so I'm not sure.

其實我沒有試過，我不確定我能不能

That's pretty much all the emoji impressions I can do.

這些是我能做的所有 emoji 表情了

Oh I get, because I'm Asian. Ha ha! Good one man.

喔我懂，,我長得跟他一樣！你很會選嘛！

Pfff... And now your calling me a girl. I'm not even wearing a red dress.

噗... 你現在又說我是個女的嗎，我又沒有穿著紅裙子

What is this a- Is that your best insult, like se-

這又是什麼- 你真的要這樣嗆我嗎，你確定-

You know what? I'm not gonna take this kind of insults from my emoji.

我跟你說，我不會跟我的 emoji 計較的

I'm not even making a fist now. What is that supposed to rep-

我現在也沒有握著拳頭啊。這到底是在幹-

THERE IS NO WAY THAT  SOMEBODY LIKE YOU CAN AC-

我 不 會 讓 任 何 人 跟 你 一 樣 對 我 -

Dear Ryan, can you do the 'stitch' voice again?

親愛的瑞恩，你可以再學一次「史迪奇」講話嗎？

Make the "Ah" sound like you're at the dentist like..

像你在看牙醫的時候一樣發出「阿」的聲音

And then while you're doing that, move your tongue back like this.

然後同時把你的舌頭像這樣往後伸

I don't know why I'm doing all these dental hygienic references.

我也不知道為什麼我要提到這些牙齒保健的東西

So you're going to make the sound like you're at a dentist.

所以你發出一個準備看牙的聲音

So you don't swallow all the mouth washing that he's pouring in your mouth.

確保清洗牙齒的時候你不會把所有清洗的東西吞下去

喔不對他們其實還是會沖進你喉嚨

好了現在你發出那個聲音的時候，

你是說 Counter-Strike 那個 CS 嗎？

No, I don't have time to be playing video games because...

我沒有，我沒有時間玩電動因為我覺得...

And for anyone that plays even Counter-Strike

Dear Ryan, what does a transformer's fart sound like?

親愛的雷恩，變形金剛放屁的聲音聽起來是怎樣？

聽起來像被自動調節過聲音的屁

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