Hey guys! Hey guys! Watch this!

嘿 各位 看清楚囉！

YEAH! That was hilarious! Way to go champ!

耶耶，那真是太爆笑了！幹得好！

That was so good buddy!

不錯喔 兄弟 你整到我了

AAAARGH!

啊啊啊啊啊

What the hell? What's wrong with you Tom!?

你是怎樣？你是有什麼毛病阿？湯姆

You buy me a new phone! You A**hole!

你要賠我一支新手機啦！混蛋！！！

Oh my god!

我的天啊！

With these download speeds the new Jah Rule song will be done downloading by tomorrow.

照這個下載速度 明天就可以下載完新的「亞羅歌」了

WOOOAHW!

-哇哇哇

URGH! This Netflix movie is taking over 30 seconds to load!

這部電影居然需要30秒來載入！

It's unacceptable!

完全無法接受！！

Is this yours?

這是你的東西？

Yeah.

是啊

Is there a bomb in there?

裡面有藏炸彈嗎？

*I don't know*

我阿災

Are you a bad guy?

你是壞人嗎？

I don't know.

我阿災

Alright go ahead!

好啦，去吧

Alright

好喔

What's in there?

裡面有什麼？

Mouth wash, 3 ounce bottle, a travel-size toothpaste, a container of contact solution divided into 3 smaller bottles, and a thimble of lotion

好喔3盎司瓶裝漱口水、旅行用牙膏、分成3個小罐裝的隱形眼鏡藥水、還有一點乳液

OK, we're gonna need a rectal search on lane 4

OK 4號走道這邊要驗肛門

*struggles*

（掙扎）

*still, Anthony struggles*

（再度掙扎）

Perfect.

完美

Perfect!

完美

Your pet, is like, so cute! Oh my God!

你的寵物可愛到不行！天哪！

Your pet is so cute

你的寵物好可愛喔

Thanks

謝啦

[Sings] I like water, yes I do, I like water how about you

（唱）我愛水，我超愛水，我好愛水那你呢～

Hey nerd!

HEY 書呆子！

Hey hey! I was here first!

誒誒我先來的！

Screw you pussy!

去死吧娘炮

OAAAAUUUHHHWWW

啊啊啊噢

*WHINES*

（咕噥）

Screw you pussy!

去死吧娘炮

*Laughs*

（大笑）

Gotcha

逮到你了吧

We're a boy band

我們是男子樂團

*ear ache quintet*

（超難聽5重唱）

So, you guys are a boy band

所以說，你們是一個男孩團體？

No, we're a person band

不 我們是大人樂團

Okay but you're all boys

好...但你們還都只是青少年而已啊！

No, we're people

不 我們都是大人～～～

*ear ache continues*

（繼續唱得很難聽）

Okay, looks like we'll need a lot of autotune

好吧 看來我們需要大量調音了

You wanna go? bitch!

想去哪啊白痴？

Ohh...no, you gonna down

喔你死定了

You wanna go? Bitch!

想上哪兒去啊智障？

Oh you gonna down

你準備吃屎吧

*keyboard fighting*

（鍵盤開戰）

Check the tweet

看看那個推文

oooooooooh

喔喔喔喔

MacKelson residence, who's speaking??

這裡是「賣割卡了」家，請問哪裡找？

Hey, man its Casey

嗨，我是凱西

wassss up

安怎～～～～～

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

安怎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊～～～～～

Nothing man, do you want to talk to phone 2 hours?

沒事啦，想在電話上聊個2小時嗎？

Yeah

好啊！

Cool

讚喔

Hey mom can you keep the internet up for a couple of hours? I'm talking to my buddy

欸老媽 你可以先暫停使用網路2個小時嗎 我在跟我朋友講電話

waaaaaa.....

安怎～～～～～

My grandma is in hospital.

我阿嬤進醫院了...

Oh

噢