and I think is our job to listen to them,

我認為我們應該要傾聽他們的想法，

to find out we can do to make their lives better.

找到能讓他們人生變更好的方法

So I reached out to teachers and asked them to tell me what they hate about their jobs.

因此我找到一些老師然後請他們告訴我對於工作的不滿。

We've got a lot of responses, couple responses we couldn't use because the principals saw the videos,

我們得到許多回覆，一些回覆我們無法公布，因為校長們看到這些影片，

and but, one teacher got suspend five days for this.

還有一位老師因此遭到停職五天

And we salute him, but we've got plenty of responses,

我們感謝他，但我們還有其他回覆

many in disguise, we whittled them down the best,

有些匿名，我們從中挑選出最好的

And this is what teachers hate about teaching.

這些都是老師不喜歡教書的原因

I hate when a parent does their child's homework,

我討厭家長幫小孩完成作業，

and then pretends like their child did their own homework.

然後假裝是他們的小孩自己完成的

When a student obviously farts in class,

當一個學生很明顯的在課堂上放屁時，

I'm not allowed to laugh,

我不能笑，

and I have to get all the other students stop laughing, too.

而且我還得制止其他學生笑

When my students point out my pimples, thank you.

當我的學生指著我的痘痘時，謝謝

When a student asks what time it is,

當學生問「現在幾點」

and the clock is behind me above the board.

而時鐘就在我後方的黑板上面

Getting blame for everything that's wrong with your children.

當你的小孩犯錯時，全都怪在我頭上

We are responsible for creating doctors, lawyers, engineers, even athletes,

我們有義務創造出醫生、律師、工程師，甚至是運動員

and we get crappy pay!

我們只拿那麼一點薪水！

Lunches are like 20 minutes long,

午餐差不多只有20分鐘長，

I've trained myself to eat so fast that I don't think that I've taste anything since 2011.

我訓練自己吃的很快，以致我覺得我從2011年起我沒有再嚐過任何東西

And we also don't have free automatic coffee, why?

而且我們沒有免費的咖啡機，為何？

Living in constant fear of seeing student outside of school.

永遠活在在校外遇到學生的恐懼

What I hate about teaching, is that moment when I miss spell one word,

讓我不喜歡教書的是，每當我不小心拼錯一個字，

and the students look at me like I'm the dumbest person on earth.

學生們就會看著我，好像我是世界上最愚蠢的人一樣

Forget everything forever, alright?

忘記一切好嗎？

Alright, so next,

好的，下一次

next, we want to hear from the IT people of America.

下一次，我們要聽聽關於美國IT產業的人們

Share us the struggles that go along with working I.T.,

跟我們分享在IT產業工作的困擾

the stupid request, the weird stuffs you find on people's computers,

最愚蠢的要求、在人們電腦裡找到最怪的東西

all the crazy SH you see working in I.T.

你在IT產業看到的所有瘋狂鳥事

Record yourself, keep it short, get right to the point,

記錄自己、保持簡短、直接切入重點

and post it to Youtube with the hashtag what I hate in the title,

然後發佈在Youtube上，並在標題標註What I hate

that way we can find it.

這樣我們才能找到

You can disguise yourself if you need it to be do.

必要的話，你可以隱藏自己的身分

Whatever you must, I look forward to your responses.

無論如何，我期待你們的回覆

Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel, if you've enjoyed the video,

嗨，我是Jimmy Kimmel，如果你喜歡這部影片

hit subscribe, and if you don't, click subscribe.

點下訂閱鍵，如果不喜歡，還是點訂閱鍵

This invisible hamster will die.

這隻隱形倉鼠就會死掉