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Food!
食物!
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You know, I just couldn't stop thinking about it.
你知道我滿腦子都在想食物。
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Yeah?
是嗎?
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So, yeah.
沒錯。
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So, you know, I went to the fridge and I opened up the meat drawer.
所以我去冰箱打開肉櫃。
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You know what the meat drawer is, right?
你知道肉櫃是什麼吧?
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Yeah, what was in there?
知道,裡面有什麼啊?
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Well, I'll tell you what was in there.
好,我就來告訴你裡面有什麼。
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You know that bacon that's, like, maple?
你知道那個培根嗎?有楓糖的那個。
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It's got maple flavor.
楓糖口味的培根。
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The maple kind, yeah!
哦哦,楓糖口味的,我知道!
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Yeah so, I took that out and I thought, "I know who would like that!"
嗯哼,我把它從冰箱拿出來後心想:「我知道誰會愛吃這個!」
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Me!
我!
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So I ate it.
所以我就把它吃了!
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[heavy depressed groan]
「低沈呻吟」
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No!
不!
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You're kidding me...
你在騙我吧...
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Nope.
沒有哦。
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Not kidding.
不是騙你的。
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You know, I also noticed there was some beef in there.
你知道我還發現冰箱裡有些牛肉。
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Yeah, you know, steak, you know, juicy.
就是牛排,超級多汁的那種。
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Well, I ate that too!
我也把那個吃掉了!
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[Another heavy groan]
「另一聲低沉聲吟」
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But I went back to the fridge just a few minutes ago.
但是我幾分鐘前又去冰箱那一趟。
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And I put something together really special.
然後我做了道特別料理。
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You're going to love this one.
你一定會超愛的。
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I took some chicken; I put some cheese on it and I covered it with...
我拿了一些雞肉,在上面放點起司,還鋪了一層...
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Covered it with what?
鋪了一層什麼?
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Covered it with cat treats.
鋪了一層貓零食。
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Yeah?
是嗎?
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Then guess what?
然後你猜怎麼了?
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What?
怎麼了?
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I gave it to the cat.
我拿去餵貓了。
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[High pitched groan and crying]
「尖叫與哭嚎」