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  • It is a war that has raged for centuries. Rebel forces have been wiped out by the ever growing army of the Galactic Empire. We find ...

  • Why are you reading at that angle?

  • Huh?

  • Just hold it up

  • Oh yeah, this is way easier

  • (INAUDIBLE)

  • Decades have passed, since the force last awoke. When there was the last Jedi..

  • That's when I first awoke him.

  • That's impossible.

  • I've never seen anything like that before.

  • What.. the force?

  • No.

  • An Asian lead character.

  • Why wait me, after all this time?

  • Because, we need you.

  • There's a force, that's more powerful than ever.

  • Led by an individual known as Darth something.

  • This side which opposes ours, has grown and consumed more than ever before.

  • This side which has--

  • You keep saying this.. "side" like, are you talking about the dark side?

  • Shhh!

  • What?

  • Don't just say that!

  • What did I say?

  • We don't use terms like "dark" and "light" anymore!

  • It's incredibly offensive. It's just our side and the other side now.

  • I didn't know, like I just woke up you know, like what?

  • Our side...

  • The other side...

  • Everything we worked for..

  • Will all come to an end..

  • What are you supposed to be?

  • What do you mean..?

  • I'm- I'm a stormtrooper.

  • - You don't look like the other guys.

  • I know, Darth something, cut the Stormtrooper budget so..

  • I got stuck with the old gear.

  • Okay?

  • Well.

  • Heh.

  • You need two light sabers?

  • Oh yeah?

  • Enough! It is time you've (you) learn the truth..

  • What truth?

  • Get down.

  • What, what is it?

  • My god, they got AT-AT walkers too?

  • The AT-AT Walkers?

  • That's ancient technology.

  • Those are AT-AT Gliders, much faster.

  • They look like they're gonna be popular for like two months and then instantly disappear.

  • What's wrong?

  • I only have one charge left.

  • Here..

  • Why didn't you just do that in the first place?!

  • It is time you know the truth.

  • You already said that.

  • Then the truth.. is..

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  • OUR MODEST GOAL IS JUST A SIMPLE $500,000,000.

  • AND DAT MONEY AIN'T EVEN GOIN MAKE IT TO THE MOVIE!

  • AND THAT'S WHEN WE GET SUED BY.. DISNEY!

  • SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

  • LET'S BRING STAR WARS EPISODE EL EX AYY EX.

  • ALSO KNOWN AS EPISODE 69.

  • -That's what ... -She said!

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  • TEE-HEE!

It is a war that has raged for centuries. Rebel forces have been wiped out by the ever growing army of the Galactic Empire. We find ...

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如果《星球大戰》發生在今天! (If Star Wars Took Place Today!)

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