Name: 【艾倫秀】想在交友軟體遇到另一半？拜託別再用這些爛梗啦！（中英字幕）(Tinder Nightmares: Pickup Lines)
Uploaded: 2017-01-18T22:00:00.000Z
Duration: 4 min 7 s

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Good for you for getting it started, sir.

Because so many people were scared to say it,

因為太多人害怕承認自己有在玩

然後他們就會說「喔我也有在玩」

Hinge？Hinge 跟 Bumble 有人在玩嗎？

Alright, well, there are a lot of ways to meet people online these days.

很好，這個嘛，現在要透過網路交友有太多方式

I've never used any of them, but for all of you young people out there,

我一個都沒用過，但是各位年輕人們

And you'd have something called a "conversation."

你們會有一段叫做「聊天對話」的過程

孩子啊，你們把這叫做表情符號

But since it's so much easier to date online,

I think people have gotten lazier and lazier,

and pick-up lines have gotten worse and worse.

And I know this from all the research I've done,

我會知道這些是因為我有做研究

and by research, I mean I found an Instagram account called Tinder Nightmares.

做研究的意思是我發現了一個叫做「Tinder 惡夢」的 Instagram 帳號

And since Tinder is a place where you can find true love,

既然 Tinder 是一個你可以找到真愛的地方

有時候一個晚上還能找到兩個真愛

so I thought we could take a look at some Tinder pick-up lines that didn't go well and learn from their mistakes.

所以我想我們能夠透過參考這些 Tinder 上失敗的搭訕台詞來避免犯同樣的錯誤

So this one is from Kevin, and his first text is at 3:30 in the morning.

這個是 Kevin 的訊息，他的第一則訊息是在上午 3:30 送出的

然後在 3:46 時，他又傳了訊息來

"Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. Sidney from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon."

「優格、麥片、湯、Tinder 上的 Sidney。這些都是我想吃的東西。」

"My name's Sarah. Did you copy and paste that from a conversation you had with a girl named Sidney and forget to change the name?"

「我叫 Sarah。你是不是複製貼上你跟一個叫 Sidney 的女生的訊息，然後你忘記把名字改掉了？」

Alright, here's a line no one would ever say in person.

非常好，接下來這個絕對沒人敢親口說

"I heard you like whales...so do you want to go humpback at my place?"

「我聽說你喜歡鯨魚...那你要不要來我這打砲？」（註：humpback whale 為座頭鯨，humpback 指打砲從後面來）

拜託，美國，我們一定有更好的梗

It's, "Gosh u are beautiful! But I'm not looking for anything. Just trying to make friends."

「天啊你好正！但是我並沒有什麼目的，我只是想來交個朋友。」

"Well thanks! And that's okay! I'm not looking for anything either, just wanna meet new people and if it goes somewhere cool. If not I have a new friend."

「謝啦！沒關係！我也沒有要幹麻，只是想認識新朋友看有沒有機會深入認識，如果沒有的話至少我交到了朋友。」

Alright, we have time for one more, right?

好，我們還有時間來看最後一個，對吧？

And then, "This better not be a footlong joke."

然後女生回：「拜託不要是 12 英吋的梗」

就是那 12 英吋的爛梗（註：Subway 的 footlong 12 英吋潛艇堡，美式笑話衍生指男性生殖器長度十分可觀）

To see another 12 million examples of what not to do on Tinder,

想要看看其他 1200 萬不要再 Tinder 上亂傳的訊息例子

check out Tinder Nightmares or you could join Tinder.

你可以上 Tinder Nightmares 或直接加入 Tinder 玩玩看

And now, here's a pick-up line that seems to work all the time.

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【艾倫秀】想在交友軟體遇到另一半？拜託別再用這些爛梗啦！（中英字幕）(Tinder Nightmares: Pickup Lines)

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