- Hey, everybody, Jordan Page with Millennial Moms here.

－嗨，大家好，我是 Jorden Page，歡迎收看 Millennial Moms。

With another video for you.

為你們獻上另一部影片。

If you're new here, I come back every Wednesday

如果你是新來的，我每個禮拜三會在這裡

with a great video for you.

提供你們一部精彩的影片。

This week's theme is.

這個禮拜的主題是

Tradition.

傳統。

Tradition!

傳統！

Traditions.

傳統。

If your house is anything like mine,

如果你家和我家一樣

one of your tradtions for the holidays

那麼在假期裡的傳統之一

is to fill your home with family and friends.

就是讓家裡充滿了家人和朋友。

But, if your house is anything like mine,

不過，如果你家就像我家一樣，

it gets pretty messy pretty fast.

它很快就變得髒亂不堪。

Today, I'm gonna share with you,

今天，我要和你們分享

the top secret way to clean your house

在十分鐘內清潔你家的

in ten minutes.

最機密方法。

It's so easy, let's get to it.

它真的很簡單，讓我們開始吧！

You know the phone call.

電話，你知道的。

Oh, hey Aunt Suzy, how are you?

哦，嗨，Suzy 阿姨，妳好嗎？

Oh, you're in town, that's awesome.

哦，妳在城裡，那太好了。

You wanna stop by?

妳想要來家裡走走嗎？

In ten minutes?

十分鐘會到？

Yeah, totally.

沒問題。

'Kay, see you then.

好的，等下見。

(dramatic, dark music)

(戲劇化的暗黑音樂)

Ahhhhh!

啊啊啊啊！

The first step is, do not panic.

第一步就是，不要驚慌。

The first thing you're gonna focus on is

第一件事，你要把焦點放在

the main living space of your house.

你家主要的起居空間。

(fast-tempo violin music)

(快節奏小提琴樂)

Focus on only the rooms that you know

聚焦在那些你知道

for sure they are going to go into.

他們一定會進去的房間裡。

My big secret is to grab

我最大的秘密就是抓住

laundry baskets.

洗衣籃。

Those babies are priceless.

那些寶貝是無價的。

Run around the house as fast as you can,

儘快在在房子裡轉一圈

throw as much junk in the laundry baskets as you can.

盡可能將垃圾裝在洗衣籃裡。

Don't worry about where it goes.

先別擔心它們的去處。

Throw everything in the baskets

把所有的東西丟到洗衣籃裡

and hide those baskets.

並且把籃子藏起來。

My favorite hiding places include

我最喜歡的藏匿點包含了

closets, the garage, inside my car,

衣櫃、車庫、車子裡

and even inside the shower.

甚至是淋浴間裡。

People don't really look inside your shower.

人們通常不會往你的淋浴間裡看。

And if they do, they're weird

如果他們會的話，他們就是怪咖

so it's their own dang fault.

所以就是他們的錯。

Be sure to spray, light, or turn on something scented.

要記得噴、點燃、或者打開某種有香味的東西。

Gotta get that stinky sock smell outta there.

必須將臭襪子的味道從這裡趕出去。

Pick a few rooms that are your designated

選擇幾個你指定的

dumping rooms and lock the door

垃圾房並鎖上門

so your guests do not accidentally wander in.

這樣你的客人就不會不小心走進去。

Your next priority is the bathroom.

你的下一個順位就是盥洗室。

(fast-tempo violin music)

(快節奏小提琴樂)

Usually there's one bathroom that your

通常會有一間盥洗室是

guests will be using.

你的客人會使用的。

You gotta tackle it.

你必須處理它。

(dramatic, dark music)

(戲劇化的暗黑音樂)

Wash your hands in the sink.

在水槽洗手。

As you're washing your hands,

當你洗手的時候

get 'em nice and soapy,

將雙手沾滿肥皂

and give the sink, the handles and the basin

接著把水槽、把手和臉盆

a nice scrub-down with your hands.

用手好好地擦洗乾淨。

Take a rag, dry it off and bam.

拿一塊布，將它擦乾，碰

Spot clean that mirror.

局部清潔鏡子。

It only takes a second.

這只需要很短的時間。

Now it's time for the toilet.

現在輪到廁所了。

Take the wipe, do a quick wipe down

用濕紙巾，快速的擦拭

of the handle, the top, the bottom,

它的手把、頂端和底部

and do the sit last, will ya?

坐墊留到最後，好嗎？

That's gross.

太噁心了。

Sprinkle a little of this stuff in there.

噴灑一些這個在裡面。

Give it a little scrubba, scrubba, scrub.

好好地刷洗、刷洗、刷洗。

And don't flush it.

不要沖水。

Leave the cleaner in there 'cuz people will

把清潔劑留在裡面，這樣人們會

think you slaved away all day.

以為你忙碌了一整天。

And, of course, spray some of that

還有，一定要噴灑一些

good smelling stuff.

芳香劑。

Do you have a sneaky way to hide all

你有什麼狡猾妙計在客人造訪時

the junk that's lying around in your house

將散亂在你家

when company comes?

的垃圾全部藏起來？

Let us know in the comments below,

在下方留言讓我們知道

I love getting new ideas.

我喜歡得到新的想法。

Now it's time to tackle the kitchen.

現在是處理廚房的時候了。

(fast-tempo violin music)

(快節奏小提琴樂)

So why do we do the kitchen last?

那麼為什麼我們將廚房留到最後呢？

Well, because it's probably one of the

因為廚房可能是最髒

dirtiest spaces and if you focus only

的空間之一，而如果你只是專注

on the kitchen, the rest of your house

在廚房，那麼房子裡的其他部分

is gonna be a disaster.

就會是個災難。

Also, it's not awkward to be tidying up

同時，在客人到達時還在整理

your kitchen when your guests arrive.

廚房也不是太尷尬的一件事。

Grab some more laundry baskets and start stuffing.

多拿幾個洗衣籃開始塞東西。

(jazzy music)

(爵士樂)

(upbeat country music)

(輕快的鄉村樂)

If you've got dirty dishes, you can stick

如果你有髒碗盤，你可以把

whole dishes in the dishwasher,

它們全部放進洗碗機裡。

whether it's dirty or clean.

無論它們乾淨與否。

You can stuff 'em under the sink,

你可以把它們塞到水槽下

you can put 'em in a laundry basket and

你可以將它們放進洗衣籃然後

hide 'em somewhere else.

藏在某各地方。

Wipe down the countertops in the kitchen.

廚房的料理台要擦乾淨。

People will notice crusties and fingerprints

人們會注意到你料理台上的

and nasty things on your counter.

麵包屑、指紋和髒東西。

But what they won't notice is your floors.

但是他們不會注意到你的地板。

If you have time, when all is said and done,

如果你有時間，當所有提到的都已經做好了

sweep your floors but mopping is a last priority.

清掃地板，不過拖地是最不重要的。

Just as the guest are arriving,

當客人到達時

turn on some lovely music,

播放一些優美的音樂

make sure to flip on all the lights,

將所有的燈打開

and enjoy.

並享受。

(Jaunty Christmas music) (doorbell ringing)

(歡樂聖誕節音樂) (門鈴聲)

Well, hey, Aunt Suzy, so good to see you.

嗨，Suzy 阿姨，真高興見到妳。

Come on in, we were just hangin' out,

請進，我們正聚在一起

waitin' for ya.

等妳。

Just, yeah, come on in.

快請進。

So, there you go.

看吧

Isn't that easy?

這不是很簡單嗎？

I hope that was helpful and I hope it

我希望這對你們有幫助而且我希望這

showed you that you can continue your

讓你知道你可以繼續你的

traditions even if you feel like your house

傳統，儘管你覺得房子

is not up to par.

並沒到達可接受的水準。

Thanks for watching,

感謝你的收看。

I will see you back here next Wednesday,

我們下禮拜三見

so please subscribe so you do not miss

請訂閱我的頻道這樣你就不會錯過

any video.

任何影片。

Come back tomorrow to see Michelle

明天請來看 Michelle

give some great advice and tips.

給你們一些很棒的建議和點子。

And if you like what you see,

如果你喜歡我的影片

give a thumbs up, I really like the feedback.

請幫我按讚，我真的很喜歡得到意見。

Be sure to check out my own channel.

請一定要來看我的頻道。

Can't wait to see you guys next week.

等不及和你們下週再見。

Until then, ta ta!

到時見，ta ta！

(coughing)

(咳嗽)

Smells great.

真好聞。

(sighs)

(嘆氣)