*cough, cough*

*Shoes step on wood floor*

*Light flicks on*

OK.

*Scribble, scribble, funky music plays*

*Rubs genie lamp*

Yes, my master?

Genie...

You have truly changed my life forever.

With my first wish, you have given me the wealth to live a life

Free of burden.

And with my second, a true love.

That will last a lifetime full of happiness.

So, it's with much consideration

That I use my last wish for someone who truly deserves it.

Genie,

For my third and final wish, I have this very special friend.

He's trapped.

Oh!

He's blue.

*Gasp*

And I wish to finally set him free.

As you wish.

*Genie voodoo magic nonsense*

*Buzzing sound*

*Door clangs shut*

Thanks dude!

I sure don't feel blue anymore!

*Light flicks off*

*Slurping*

*Door slams shut*

*Clicking*

*Rubbing*

*Magical chiming*

Ugh, yes my master?

I wish for more cocaine!

Uhh, OK I can do that but,

Your first two wishes were cocaine and they're both gone, I mean

Maybe you can wish for more cash

Or a never-ending supply of wishes --

Just give me the cocaine!

Ugh *sighs*

Fine.

*Tires screech, sirens blare*

POLICE!

HANDS IN THE AIR!

*Gunshots, genie cries*