字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Can I go to the bathroom? Of course. Here, you go. Here's the bathroom pass. All right, cool. [BOING SOUND] Can I go to the bathroom? No, do it on your own time. Class is 35 minutes. Your own-- OK fine, I'll pee myself. [MUSIC PLAYING] [HONKING] Woo. Since it's the dreaded back-to-school time, I decided that it would be fun to do a back-to-school school expectations versus reality video. Because I can think of a lot of things that everyone's like, oh my god, this is what's going to happen during school. No, no it's not true. If you can relate to any of these, give this video a thumbs up. And also, I'm currently having a 500,000 subscriber giveaway where I give away a MacBook Pro, iPad Mini, and a GoPro camera as well $200 gift cards. So, if you didn't enter that video, I'm going to put it right over here. You can click it. Let's get on with this video! Oof. [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey. You want to go out some time? [BUZZER SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] Can you please not stare at me. I feel really uncomfortable. [DING SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHATTER] [BUZZER SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] Sorry. [DING SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] Don't worry, I give easy tests. [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh dang. OK, that was an easy test. Cool. [BUZZER SOUND] Don't worry, I gave easy tests. [MUSIC PLAYING] [RECORD SCRATCHING SOUND] Wait, I thought you said you'd give easy tests? Well, they are easy as long as you read the entire textbook, study all the extra notes I gave you, go to the online study guide, make sure that you talk to students who took the class last year, and you should probably try your best to find copies of the exam and study beforehand. [DING SOUND] [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING] Oh my god, guys! I literally haven't seen you the entire summer. So how was your guys summer? Tell me everything! So there was like this boy. [BUZZER SOUND] Oh my god, guys! I haven't seen you guys the entire summer. [CLOCK TICKING SOUND] [DING SOUND] [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING] Aw, they're so cute! [BUZZER SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] That literally make me want to throw up in my mouth. [DING SOUND] [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING] I'm going to put every single that I get for the rest of the school year right my folder. And that way, I'm not going to get anything lost. [BUZZER SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] [DING SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BUZZER SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey. Wait, do you actually have to go to the bathroom? No. [DING SOUND] [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING] [BUZZER SOUND] Come into my office right now. [MUSIC PLAYING] Next time, you wear the dress code. [MUSIC PLAYING] [DING SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey, guys, this is a fun class. Three days later. Guys, this is still a fun class. [BUZZER SOUND] Hey, guys, this is a fun class. Three days later. No more Mr. Nice Guy. You talk, you get written up. [DING SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BUZZER SOUND] Can I borrow a pen? Excuse me, no talking in the library. If you want to talk, you go outside and talk. This is my space. [DING SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] Wow, this food looks so good! [BUZZER SOUND] I'd rather starve than eat this food. [DING SOUND] [BELL RINGING AND MUSIC PLAYING] Oh my god, guys, we all have the same exact classes. No, literally. [BUZZER SOUND] Not a single one of us have a class together. I will not see any of you this entire year. No, actually, I have B lunch with you on Wednesdays. [DING SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] No, you don't understand. I'm going to pick out my outfit the night before every single day for the rest of the school year. This is going to be my year to dress cute. [MUSIC PLAYING] [BUZZER SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] [HORN SOUND] [DING SOUND] [MUSIC PLAYING] So I hope you guys enjoyed this video, and I hope you can relate to some of these. Make sure to subscribe right over there for more fun videos, and make sure to watch my previous two videos down below.
A2 初級 美國腔 返校期望VS現實! (Back to School Expectations Vs. Reality!) 355 9 Energy Sin 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字