It's still really hard

I don't know, thanks for teaching me how to walk.

That's pretty useful.

Mom, I guess I want to thank you for teaching me how to wipe my ass

and all the bathroom stuff.

Actually, I don't remember you teaching it to me, thank God.

But, from what I've seen, it beats diapers.

Buttons.

Thank you for teaching me how to use buttons. Thanks mom.

Thanks mom for teaching me how to wash myself.

I don't even know where you start to teach someone that

But, I'm really good at it now.

Mom, I want to thank you for your tip on hot.

Like, how some things are hot.

I know it's simple but, it's really useful.

Uhhhm, alright.

Thanks mom, for teaching me how to use a big girl cup

and knife and fork and to use napkins.

It's really, really useful actually.

Thank you for teaching me how to dress myself.

It's definitely come in handy.

uhhm, I genuinely have no recollection of you teaching me not to do this.

But I can only assume that at some point,

you taught me not to put my hands down my pants in public.

So, thank you.