Hmm...Do you wanna go to sleep?

恩...你要睡了嗎？

It's never really that easy, so...

其實不是每一次都這麼簡單啦，所以

The shush train: shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush

火車快飛：噓！噓！噓！噓！噓！噓！噓！

shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush

噓！噓！噓！噓！噓！噓！噓！

shush, shush, shush, shush

噓！噓！噓！噓！

The standard blanket that you renamed "blanky"

平凡無奇的毯子，我們會稱作「小毯毯」

Works everytime

屢試不爽

Method acting:

當個戲精：

Ohhhh, man. It's time to go to sleep.

噢，老兄，該睡覺啦！

Sleep time!

睡覺時間

Sleepy...sleeping to...ohh

乖乖睡...

You are gonna go to sleep?

你要睡了嗎？

The tap out: I'm gonna get your mom

拍拍就走：我要去找你媽囉

The hypnotist: ....and sleep

催眠師：...一秒就睡！

The Dad doesn't know a single lullaby.

老爸不會唱任何搖籃曲：

twinkle...sleep now...do you want a piece of me?

一閃一閃...快點睡..你要睡了嗎？(編入小甜甜布蘭妮的歌曲)

And sleep!

...一秒就睡！

The big awkward Dad giant baby sleep over:

當老爸變身成巨大寶寶一起睡：

I'm coming in, I'm coming in...lying down...lying down now

我要來囉！我要來囉！躺進去了

And sleep!

...一秒就睡！

The bribe Dad: if you go to sleep, I'll let you climb the curtains tomorrow.

老爸賄賂術：你現在睡覺的話，明天就讓你爬窗簾

The give up: alright, high five, see ya in the morning. See ya! See ya! Bye!

完全放棄招：好吧，擊個掌，我們明早見，掰掰，掰掰

The tiptoe

躡手躡腳招

That was how to put a baby to sleep. Hive five? Yeah

這就是哄寶寶睡覺的秘訣大公開。擊個掌吧！