There are some things we don't ever tell them, which is dishonest, and that's not right.

但有些事情我們可能一輩子都不會跟他們說，但這樣子既不誠實也不正確。

So to break those barriers down, we went out on the street today.

所以為了要打破親子間的這種藩籬，我們今天決定走上街頭進行街訪。

We asked people what is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom, with their moms standing right next to them.

我們詢問了路人們他們對自己的媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼，而他們的媽媽就站在他們旁邊。

And with that said, please enjoy this special Mother's Day confessional.

接下來請欣賞母親節的特別自白。

What is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?

你對媽媽撒過最大的謊是什麼？

Oh nooooooo. What did I sign up for!?

噢，不！我可沒料到這個。

Ummm…

嗯...

Me and my best friend used to sneak out, and go to drag queen shows.

我跟我最好的朋友以前常偷偷溜出去去看變裝皇后秀。

What's the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

That I wasn't out all night doing drugs.

我沒有整晚在外面嗑藥。

News to me. When?

我第一次聽到。什麼時候的事情？

High school.

高中的時候。

What is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

Um, I love you.

呃... 我愛你。

What's the biggest lie you've told your mother?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

Maybe that I didn't back into the neighbor's mail box.

或許是我沒有倒車時撞到鄰居的郵箱。

Oh, I didn't know about that.

噢，我不知道這件事情。

With her car.

是開她的車子。

My car?

我的車？

What's one thing you've done that you've never told your mother?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

I hit someone on accident, and I got a citation.

我不小心打到別人，然後被記了警告。

Was it really by accident?

那真的是不小心的嗎？

No.

不是。

What's a lie that you've told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

Uh, that I haven't taken her makeup...and I took a lot actually.

呃，我說我沒有偷用她的化妝品，但其實我拿了很多。

What makeup have you taken?

你拿了什麼化妝品？

I've taken some lipsticks, and some foundation.

我拿了些口紅、底妝液。

- And? - And some powder.

- 還有？- 還有一些粉底。

- And? - And mascara, and some eye shadow maybe.

- 還有？- 還有睫毛膏，或許還有眼影。

- And? - Blush, I took some blush from her too.

- 還有？- 還有一些腮紅。

What's the biggest lie you've ever told your mommy?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

Um, I steal it.

呃，我偷了一個東西。

What did you steal?

你偷了什麼？

Daddy's wedding ring.

我爸爸的結婚戒指。

What? - Daddy's wedding ring.

什麼？ - 我爸爸的結婚戒指。

Where did you put your dad's wedding ring?

你把爸爸的結婚戒指藏到哪裡去了？

Un... under my pillow.

藏... 藏在我枕頭底下。

Was your husband freaking out?

妳先生應該嚇壞了吧？

Yeah, we ripped the house apart. We were looking for it.

對啊，我們把整個房子都掀翻了。我們一直在找。

We kept asking him, and he didn't tell us until we bribed him with ice cream where it was.

我們一直不斷地問他。直到我們用冰淇淋買通他，他才肯說在哪裡。

So you did know where it was.

所以你一直都知道在哪裡。

Are you lying right now?

你現在是在撒謊嗎？

Mom, can I go pee now? - Yes.

我可以去尿尿嗎？ - 可以。

What's the worst thing you've done that you've never told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

The first kiss.

我的初吻。

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

No, I'm not kidding.

我沒有在開玩笑。

That's not cool, dude.

這可不好，兄弟。

Are you... Is he not allowed to kiss? - We're talking... No, no, we're talking on the way home, yeah.

他不能接吻嗎？ - 不，我們回家的路上要好好聊聊。

Was it worth it? - Yeah!

值得嗎？ - 值得！

That's...no.

這真的...不好。

Now what's the biggest lie you ever told your mom when you were younger?

你年輕的時候對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

That I never smoked.

說我從來沒抽過菸。

I used to take her cigarettes. I used to light them on the stove in the kitchen and smoke them.

我以前會偷拿她的香菸，在廚房用瓦斯爐點燃後抽菸。

And then before she came home, I used to put the fans on in the house and get the smoke out of the house. - You really stole my cigarettes.

然後在她回家之前，我會開家裡的風扇，把菸味全都排出家外。- 真的假的，你偷了我的菸？

Oh you? I thought she said I told… my mom. - No, her mom.

喔你？我以為是在說我對我媽撒過的謊。 - 是在說她媽媽。

Oh okay. Fuck. It's another lie. - My mom. Yeah.

噢好喔，所以這又是另一個謊言。 - 我媽。對。

Wait. Did we just uncover that you smoke?

等等，我們剛剛不小心揭穿了你其實有在偷偷抽菸的秘密嗎？

What's the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

That she looked good in a dress even though she didn't.

她穿某件裙子時很漂亮... 但其實並不好看。

That was a low blow.

還真是措不及防的一擊。

What are you gonna give your mom for Mother's Day?

你母親節要送媽媽什麼禮物？

Um, flowers. Maybe a new dress. Burn that one.

呃，花吧。或是一條新的裙子。把舊的那件給燒了！

Burn that—Ok, very good. Thank you.

燒了－好喔，非常好。謝謝你喔。

Thank you very much. - Thank you!

謝謝你們。 - 謝謝！

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