Ugh!! Ewww.. Uhhh.

噁!

What did you do?

你做了什麼？

Thought it was time for a change.

我想該是來點改變的時候了

Eh. Well you thought wrong.

這個嘛....你的想法錯了

Yes. No shirt, no service.

沒錯，不穿衣服就請你出去

Ahhh! OK.

好啦

You look like a want-to-be Rockstar.

你看起來像個三流的搖滾明星

You don't like it?

你們不喜歡嗎？

I mean it's not killing me. It's just hurting me really, really bad.

我是指...這不足以殺死我，但真的深深...深深的弄痛了我

Yes, change back!

沒錯，快換回來

I can't. I shaved my eyebrows!

沒法度，我把眉毛剃掉了

You know how long it takes for eyebrows to grow back???

你知道重新長眉毛要花多少時間嗎？

Oh I certainly do! You are hosed man.

喔 這我知道，你把自己搞砸了

But, but didn't we just talk about the perfect costume?

但...我們不是才剛聊過完美的服裝嗎？

Your previous costume was excellent.

你上一套行頭簡直棒透了

Oh I don't know, I always thought your look in '89 was best. Or the '60's!!

喔...我不知道，我一直認為你1989年的那套才是最棒的 或1960年也一樣

I disagree. That time you sounded like Luke Skywalker... that was best.

我不同意，你聲音聽起來像"路克.天行者"的那次才是最棒的

He still sounds like Luke Skywalker sometimes.

他現在偶爾還是聽起來像路克.天行者

Well that would explain why I don't always like you.

好吧，這倒解釋了為何我一直都不喜歡你

Why can't you just stay one way and that's it??

為什麼你就不能保持一個樣子，不要變來變去

You don't see us rebooting over and over again, do you?

你沒看過我們一直不斷重啟換造型，對吧？

Yea! Ya.... Yea. Oh....

對啦...呃......

It's too soon, man. Too soon...

太快了，老兄...太快了

You can't just pull off the band-aide without warning.

你不能不說一聲說變就變啊

It's been 7 years!!! Plus, I'm the Joker.

已經過了7年了!! 再說，我可是小丑

I'm unpredictable! Ha! It's what I do.

沒人能預料我的下一步 哈！這就是我

One day I may blow up a hospital. The next day I may want ridiculous tattoos and no eyebrows.

今天我可能去炸醫院，隔天我可能跑去刺滿可笑的刺青還把眉毛刮掉

It's just gonna happen, people! But it's still me!

什麼事都可能發生， 各位！但我還是我

Well I just think maybe you should have asked us first.

這個嘛...我只是希望你至少能跟我們商量一下吧

Yes. Now you look like a psychotic version of Jordan from My So Called Life.

沒錯，你現在看起來像神經病版的"我的青春期"裡的喬丹

That's what he reminds me of!

這是他讓我想到的

You guys watch My So Called Life???

你們有看"我的青春期"？

No. Never, Shut up...

不. 從來沒看過， 閉嘴......

What is this? 1995?

那是什麼？1995？

I do think it's on Netflix though.

我想他在Netflix上有

What is this Net-Flix?

Netflix是什麼？

OK. So anyway, this is my look now!!

好，總而言之，這就是我的新造型

Ughhh!!!! Come on man. No!!

拜託喔 老兄，不要！

Have some dignity!! You have "DAMAGED" on your forehead.

有點自尊好嗎？ 你額頭上還刺了"壞掉了"耶

I say we give him a chance!!

我覺得這值得一試~~

Villain Pub - The New Smile

好耶！ Netflix連線中

Ok! Netflix streaming.

讓我找找...我的青春期

Let's see here! My So Called Life...

這是啥？

What's this?

DVD限定？

DVD only???

洛基~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (翻譯: 凱拉特)

LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!