Looking for any signs of wildlife today.

正在找野生動物的蹤跡

We've had quite the journey so far...

到現在，我們已經走了一段距離了

Ahh...what's that?

等等，那是甚麼 ?

Is that what I think it is?

我沒看錯吧 ?

Turn the camera around! Turn the camera around! Look what I'm seeing.

鏡頭快點，快把鏡頭過去 ! 我沒看錯 !

It's the basic white girl in her natural habitat.

是一個「基本款」白人女子，處在她的天然棲息地中

Unbelievable!

真不敢置信 !

We should follow her and see what she does for the rest of her day.

我們要追蹤她今天的一舉一動

Let's go!

來吧 !

The basic white girl is very temperamental.

「基本款」白人女子性格陰晴不定

So you don't want to upset her.

所以不要踩到她地雷

Looks as though she's grazing and looking for any food she can find.

看來她正在覓食中，尋找任何可食的東西

After breakups, they've known to consume an entire gallon of ice cream in one sitting.

尤其是分手後，一加侖的冰淇淋都可以在一席之間吞完

Wow!

哇 !

That small object in her hand is how the basic white girl sends signals to their mates to attract them.

她手上的物件，就是白人女子用來發出訊號並吸引伴侶的

Fascinating!

太厲害了 !

Let's continue following her throughout the rest of the day.

讓我們繼續吧 !

There's our basic white girl.

就是她 ! 「基本款」白人女子

It appears to be a lazy day.

她今天看來相當慵懶

She spends most of her day lying around,

她幾乎一整天都賴著不動

exhausted, because she Literally Can't Even!

累癱了，因為她就是動不了 !

Wow!

哇 !

We've been following the girl for a few hours now.

我們已經追蹤她有幾個小時了

She's done breathtaking things.

她讓我嘆為觀止

Brushing her hair. Texting her friends. Plucking her eyebrows.

梳梳頭、傳傳簡訊、挑挑眉毛

But right now we're seeing the most sacred ritual ever.

現在呢，我們要來見證最神聖的儀式了

The taking of the "Selfie."

也就是「自拍」

Turn around...let's have a look.

轉過來，我們來看看

Move in very quietly. Watch your step. Watch your step.

戰戰兢兢、如履薄冰，小心腳步 !

The "Selfie" is an intricate process that girls take years to perfect.

自拍是件複雜的過程，女孩們要花上幾年才能「修成正果」

Watch as she purses her lips like a duck or some sort of other animal to attract her mates.

看看她，像隻鴨子或某種動物般嘟嘴，和她的伴侶調情

Oh! Oh my God

喔 ! 我的天

Was that?

難道這就是 ... ?

Oh my God, we got it on camera!

我的天，我們用鏡頭捕捉到了

The exotic "hair flip". She's doing the hair flip to get the perfect selfie.

充滿異國風情的甩髮舞，甩出完美的自拍照

It's beautiful!

真美

It's amazing!

令人驚嘆 !

I can't believe we're getting this shot.

真不敢相信我拍到了

This is Heaven!... Heaven!

我要升天了 ! 升天 !

This is the most amazing experience of my life. I've never seen the hair flip in person.

這是我人生中最驚豔的體驗，從沒親眼看見人家甩髮

Now were seeing it right now, live.

而現在我看到了，現場見證

Look at it!

你們看！

Oh my god, it's amazing!

老天鵝，太棒了 !

Beautiful! Spectacular!

美美哒！棒棒哒！

I can't believe it!

不可思議！

We just stepped into the deepest part of the girl's chamber.

現在我們來深入女孩兒的閨房

Right now we're going to her sleeping quarters,

現在來看看她進入夢鄉的所在地

so be very quiet. It's a very sacred place.

請保持肅靜！這是個聖地

There she is... - Travis! Get the f**k out of my room!

-她在這... -Travis，給我滾 !

She's spotted us! She's spotted us!

她看見我們了 ! 我們被她看見了 !

We had quite the amazing day.

今天是個很棒的一天

Please be sure to like, share, and subscribe

請記得要給我們個讚、分享還有訂閱我們

and follow me on Instagram & Twitter.

到 IG 和推特上追蹤我們

For now we're going to have to say goodbye.

現在讓我們說掰掰囉 !

Thank you guys so much for watching.

謝謝大家的觀賞

Happy hunting.

祝大家野生尋寶愉快

Today we're wondering what kind of life exists here.

今天，我們在想會有什麼生物生存在這呢

What is the -- (laugh)

這是 ... (笑)

Wait. Chloe where are you?

等等，Chloe，妳在哪？

Where are you?

妳在哪 ?

Wait. Okay, I have to do this over.

等等，好吧，這段要再重錄了

Alright, so we've just stepped into the deepest...

好的，我們要深入絕地了

F**K.

淦

Please be sure to tune in next week for anot..

下周請繼續鎖定 ... ( 吃螺絲 )

Please be sure to like, share, and subscribe and follow me on Facebook--

請記得要到臉書給個讚、分享還有追蹤我喔

F**K!

贛

Primitive terrain oh...

古老的大陸地形

S**t, my lens is all

該死，鏡片全部都是 ...

It has, like, bacon in it, too!

看起來像裡面有培根，有沒有 !

Are you okay?

你還好吧 ?