- No, I don't want it.

- Oh I don't want it.

- Peanut butter is a savory thing,

Thai people know about that.

- How do you? What is wrong with you?

- What's wrong with you?

- How fun is that?

- Am I pregnant?

Like, I'm so enjoying this.

- It's salty and sweet.

- It's sour and vinegary, it's gross.

- I like how crisp it is.

I also like that my mind cannot figure out what I'm eating.

- The pickle's really tart.

- Pickle and peanut butter are both very strong flavors,

so they fight each other so hard for the

dominant flavor in your mouth.

- I love hot Cheetos, and I love pudding, but--

- I don't like 'em together. - Yeah.

- Chili pudding is a thing, chili and chocolate.

- Yes, chili and chocolate's so good.

- It's like a spicy sweet garbage smell.

- Oh that's nice.

- It's not terrible, oh god it's weird though.

- It's like sweet on the outside,

and then crunchy and spicy in the middle.

- If marijuana didn't exist,

this snack could never come to be.

- Huh? Oh that's mayo.

- What is that white? No!

- What monster created this?

- It looks like something you see on the side of the beach.

- Oh it smells (beep) weird!

It smells (beep) weird!

- Oh-ho.

- No, this is not good.

- It's so salty!

- I'm so sad. right now.

- It tastes like potato salad but with a banana.

- It's almost like I'm swallowing glue.

- Slimy. - Slimy nasty.

- Tastes like I ate a moldy crayon.

- You know, it's 'cause the textures are so similar,

at some point it's like, "Is it banana, is it mayonnaise,

"is it a nightmare, is this even happening?"

- This one's a stoner ran out of cereal,

and was like, "What, what's the difference?"

- The goldfish look like they're in their natural habitat

for the first time actually.

- It's like a salty cheese.

- It's weird.

- This is the first food where like

the only taste I can describe is funny.

- My mouth is super dry now.

- I don't think I like goldfish like this

better than them by themselves.

(gasps)

- Smells like Hershey's Kisses.

- It does but then I'm very terrified about

the underneath part mixed with it.

- That's weird. - That's amazing.

- Feel like the pizza's screaming like,

"Taste me, taste me!"

- Well now I don't like it, but half of me still likes it.

- This is awesome.

- The marinara sauce kills it for me.

- The Nutella sticks to the roof of your mouth,

making the cheese stick to the roof of your mouth,

so you're stuck with just the bread on the bottom.

- You've got Nutella all over you.

- That's a woman's dream.

(quirky music)