from you the viewer about Japan. I received actually a ton of questions so far over a thousand and

回答你們觀眾有關日本的問題。事實上，我收到超多問題，目前超過一千多個

in the comment section of the video below, someone called Mr.Hakisak wrote to

在影片底下留言部分，有位叫Mr.Hakisak 寫下並

list of 50 quesions and challenged me to answer each one in 1.5 seconds

列出了五十個問題，並挑戰我每題以1.5秒回答完

few hundred people seem to like this idea and never want to back down from a challenge

幾百人似乎很喜歡這個想法，我從不打退堂鼓

or decided to take it up and answer these 50 questions. I got so many questions.

所以我決定接受挑戰，回答這五十個問題。我收到很多問題。

They all seemed pretty random, some a little bit insane, but fifty seconds 1.5 seconds every answer that

感覺起來蠻隨便的問題，有一些看起來有點荒唐，但是50個回答(口誤說成second)，每個問題1.5秒

75 seconds long or 1 minute 15 seconds. I think to be able to do this, you need to dislocate

75秒長或1分鐘15秒。我想為了可以完成這個，你需要移動

your face or something. Those who watch these videos know I have a track record for failing

你臉的位置或其他的東西。看這些影片的人都知道我有挑戰失敗的記錄

challenges, so hopefully I can redeem myself this time. I'm gonna time it and see how we go

所以希望我這次可以扳回面子。我要計時了，來看會發生什麼事吧

so here we go. So what are you doing right now? Building a media empire.

準備開始。你現在在做什麼？建造一個媒體帝國。

How many apples do you eat per week? None, I hate apples, everything I stand for.

你一個禮拜吃幾顆蘋果？一顆都沒有，我討厭蘋果，我忍受每件事。

Have you met any nice ladies in Japan (wink wink)? Many. Why are the eggs in Japan white?

你在日本有遇到任何漂亮小姐嗎(眨眼)？ 很多。 為什麼日本的蛋是白色的？

Culture preference. Any plans for upcoming trips around Japan? Kyuusyuu.

文化喜好。近來有任何在日本旅行的計劃嗎？ 九州。

Do you walk everywhere or train? I run and train. Orange juice; pulp or non-pulp? Pulp all the way.

你都走路還是搭火車？ 我跑步和搭火車。 柳橙汁 ; 有顆粒還是沒顆粒？ 都是顆粒。

Any footage of Natsuki's trip to England? See those Monday‘s video. Is there a regular place you

有任何Natsuki去英國的影片嗎？看禮拜一的影片。有你經常去外面吃飯

go out to eat? McDonalds. If so, can you describe it? Ronald McDonald.

的地方嗎？麥當勞。如果有，你可以描述一下嗎？ 麥當勞叔叔。

Would you ever move to central Tokyo? If I became disgustingly rich or won the lottery twice

你曾經住過東京的市中心嗎？如果我變得非常有錢或是中兩次樂透

Do you have a shower in your home? Yes. If so; do you dry yourself whilst still in the shower or do

你家有淋浴間嗎？有！如果有，你都在淋浴間擦乾身體還是

you step outside first? Step out! Do you plan on buying a car whilst in Japan?

你先踏出去？ 踏出去！當你在日本，有計劃買台車嗎？

I did, a Toyota Stallion nice car. How much longer are you going to stay there? Until I met Gangwon Tonami

我買了，Toyota Stallion 好車。 你要待那裡待多久？直到我遇到 Gangwon Tonami

Do you miss your home? No. Are there weeks you wish you were back home? No.

你想念你的家鄉嗎？不！ 有沒有你想回家的幾個禮拜？沒有。

How's your internet speed? Surprisingly bad. What are the shopping centers like over there?

你的網路速度如何？ 非常差。那裡購物中心如何？

Excellently stocked. Any weird stories you wish to share? I once saw a man walking his duck through Tokyo.

很多庫存。有任何你想分享的奇怪故事嗎？ 我曾經看到一位男人在東京遛他的鴨子

Where do you get your clothes from? Uniqlo. Do you ever run into students during non-school

你都從哪裡買你的衣服？Uniqlo。 你曾經在不是上課時間，遇到你的學生嗎？

days? Yeah, in McDonalds all the time. If so; do you approach each other?

有，每次都在麥當勞。如果有，你們會靠近對方嗎？

They approached me. If so; what do you end up talking about? How much I like to eat my

他們會接近我。如果會，你都說什麼去結束話題？ 說我多喜歡吃

my McDonald's. How is your day today? Pleasant, but forgettable.

我的麥當勞。你今天如何？ 很好，但是很容易被忘記的一天。

Are you ever planning on going to that robot nightclub again? I did, they ruined it.

你曾經有計劃再去機器人夜店嗎？我有想過，他們已經被毀了。

Too family-friendly now. What's that about? Have you ever been in any dangerous situations?

現在那裡太適合家庭了。那到底是什麼？你曾經在危險的處境嗎？

Rebel island. Has a stanger ever tried to hit on you? Twice. a week. Twice a week.

反叛島。曾經有陌生人跟你調情嗎？兩次，一個禮拜，一個禮拜兩次。

Do you ever wonder if that person you saw was a man or woman? Both.

你曾經想過，你看到的那個人是個男人還是女人嗎？都有。

What browser do you use? Google chrome. What made you use that browser?

你使用哪個瀏覽器？Google chrome。 什麼原因讓你使用那個瀏覽器？

Convenient. What mobile phone do you have? Iphone 6. How much data do you get a month?

很方便。你使用哪隻手機？Iphone6。 你一個月有多少流量？

No enough. How much does that plan cost? Enough to build a pasture theme park.

不夠。那個方案多少錢？ 足夠去蓋一個牧場主題公園。

How much is your internet plan? 3000 ¥ a month. Do you have a tape measure in your house? Yes.

你的網路方案多少錢？一個月三千日幣。你家裡有捲尺嗎？ 有。

How long is it? 3.9 meters. How do I know that? That's weird. Do you have a dish you enjoy and

多長？ 3.9公尺。我怎麼會知道？好奇怪。你有喜歡的或是經常吃的

eat regularly? Salmon. How long did it take you to make and edit this video? About an hour and

一道菜嗎？鮭魚。你要花多少時間去製作和修改這支影片？ 大概一個

half. Would you buy a motorbike? No, but I rent one. How much would you spend for one?

半小時。你有買摩托車嗎？沒有，但是我租了一台。 一台花你多少錢？

Nothing. Do you have a glass vase in your house? Yes. If so; can you show us? No.

一毛都沒有。你家有任何玻璃花瓶嗎？ 有，如果有，你可以展示給我們看嗎？沒辦法。

What do you do for your birthday? Premium dinner. Do you like pears? Yes, I love pears.

你在生日要做什麼？高級晚餐。你喜歡梨子嗎？我很愛梨子。

What editing software do you use? Adobe premiere. What do you think of Apple devices?

你使用哪個編輯軟體？Adobe premiere。 你對Apple的產品有什麼看法？

Overpriced, but well-designed. How far away does Natsuki live from you? 10 minutes.

太貴了，但設計很好。Natsuki 離你住的地方多遠？ 十分鐘。

What mode of transport do you use to go to his house? Car. If you could be a bird, which bird

你都搭哪種交通工具去他家？開車。如果是你一隻鳥，那會是

would it be? Um.. a woodcock. Damn it. Almost 2 minutes over, but don't forget this includes

哪一種鳥？山鷸。 可惡！超過兩分鐘，但是別忘記這個包括

reading out the questions as well and they were at least two minutes, so if you think about it.

讀出問題的時間，它們至少占了兩分鐘，所以你想一下

I won this challenge, but I don’t feel like I have won. That's not clear-cut win.

我贏了這次挑戰，但是我感覺沒有贏。這不是明確的勝利。

Shit!

呸！

Why do I always fail? I try so hard.

為什麼我總是失敗？我那麼努力。