I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT. >>THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG MISSY.

[EVIL LAUGH] >>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >>IRONICALLY, WORKING IN MY LABORATORY

THE NUCLEAR WEAPON IS FINALLY COMPLETE. AFTER IT HAD BEEN WORKING GOOD IN MY LABORATORY

FOR HOURS. I AM LITERALLY TICKLED THINKING ABOUT IT.

[EVIL LAUGHTER] [CLATTER OF A DOOR] WHO'S THERE?

>>CAPTAIN LITERALLY. >>CAPTAIN IRONY!

>>NUCLEAR NINJA. >>THE GOOD AND THE WELL DUO.

>>AND DANGLING PARTICIPLE DUDE. >>EVERYTHING WAS WRONG WITH THAT SENTENCE.

SO, WAIT-- WHO ARE YOU? >>DANGLING PARTICIPLE DUDE.

>>EVERYONE'S HEARD OF HIM, BUT NO ONE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT HE DOES.

>>WHATEVER. YOU BROKE ALL THE RULES, SO NOW YOU'RE GOING

TO PAY. >>THERE WAS NOTHING IRONIC ABOUT THE

SENTENCE YOU JUST USED. YOU JUST TACKED THE WORD IRONICALLY IN FRONT

OF IT. IRONY TAUGHT!

>>YOU SAID GOOD-- >>WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID WELL.

>>GOOD AND WELL ARE DIFFERENT! >>[LAUGHTER] >>THERE!

LITERALLY TICKLED. BALANCE RESTORED!

>>WELL, YOUR PARTICIPLES WERE DANGLING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

DANGLE SHAMANGLE.

>>SERIOUSLY? IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS DO? [LAUGHTER] YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC.

YOU EVER MISPRONOUNCE THE WORD NUCLEAR AGAIN, YOU WILL SUFFER.

BECAUSE I'LL PUNCH YOU AGAIN.

>>WAIT! I THINK HE'S STILL CONSCIOUS BACK THERE! AREN'T YOU GOING UNTIE ME?

>>OH, YEAH, WE'RE NOT REALLY THOSE KINDS OF SUPERHEROES,

BUT IF YOU EVER HAVE AN EGREGIOUS GRAMMATICAL ERROR WE'LL BE THERE!

HE'S WAKING UP! [SCREAMING]

>>THANKS