a beret, a red scarf

and a « baguette »

France seen from abroad

In France, we all live in Paris, or on the French Riviera

No ma er where we live, everyone has a window opening on the Eiffel tower

Although we eat horse meat

frogs

snails

and juicy smelly cheeses

our cooking is known as one of the best in the world

In France we are known to be elegant,

with world famous haute couture designers

even if the most famous frenchmen are...

Joan of Arc

Napoleon

General de Gaulle

Commandant Cousteau

or Marcel Marceau...

In France, we eat...

croissants

Foie gras

garlic and ognons

And we only drink red wine

or Champagne

In France we think fries comes from Belgium

In France we give « rendez-vous » in « cul de sac »

In France we like women

But not in business, nor in our parliament

" Haaa… here comes our female quota ! "

In France we say « Holala »

In France, we have a very special way of kissing

In France we listen to accordeon music on every circomstances...

In Paris we have « bateaux mouches »

France's most famous monument is a radio antenna

In France we have « Deja Vu »

France is the country of diplomacy and Foreign Affairs

"the African man has never really entered history"

In France women are gorgeous but do not shave

In France we do not wash

"why do you think we make perfumes for?"

In France we have rude taxis

In France we have rude waiters

France has sexy superheroes and advertising mascot

In France we used to cut heads off with a very speci?c contraption

In France we want impure blood to feed our soils

France's most popular sport is "pétanque"

"Ah, yes! Excellent move from Jean-Pierre, brilliant, adding another point to the blue team "

"Let's see the action again in slow motion."

There are many famous frenchmen, such as...

Picasso (who was spanish),

Salvador Dalí (spanish too),

Van Gogh (who was dutch),

Apollinaire, Fréderic Chopin or Marie Curie (who both were polish)

or Joséphine Baker (who was american)

France is the country of human rights

In France we are always on strike or on holidays

(Sorry, this Cliché is closed by strike)