Please - no jokes about Mickey Mouse!

請不要笑我是米老鼠！

Don't even think about it!

想都別想

Although I look like a normal girl.

雖然我外表看起來就像一個普通女孩

Actually I am a super hero.

但其實我是超級英雄

I'm Wasabi Woman.

我是芥末女孩

Why "Wasabi Women"?

為甚麼是「芥末」女孩呢？

Because I like sushi and I'm hot.

因為我喜歡吃壽司而且我超嗆

Sorry. I don't have a costume.

抱歉我沒有帶制服

It's in the washing machine.

它還在洗衣機裡

I have a brown belt in karate.

我有空手道黃帶

A black belt in judo.

柔道黑帶

A blue jacket in my bedroom.

還有一件藍色外套在我房間

And ten pairs of shoes.

跟十雙鞋

One day I was walking in the park

有一天我走在公園裡

minding my own business

沒招惹任何人

when I was stopped by four evil sisters

卻突然有四個邪惡的娘們擋住我的去路

KIKUMI

萊踢我

HITUMI

萊打我

KISSUMI

萊親我

and SITONMI.

萊坐我

I said

我就跟她們說

Kissumi, Hitumi...

萊踢我、萊打我

Kikumi, Sitonmi.

萊親我、萊坐我

Why do you stoppumi?

你們幹嘛擋在我前面？

We heard you have secret powers.

我們聽說妳有超能力

You know many English words.

你好像懂很多英文單字是吧

Like extreme adjectives.

就像極端形容詞

Tell us, or we'll kick your ass!

告訴我們，不然就要妳好看！

Ha ha! Kick my ass?

哈哈哈，就憑你們？

You and who's army?

你們跟誰一夥的阿？

The Salvation Army. Ha ha ha!

救世軍阿哈哈哈！

No, no! The evil KO gang.

不對！是邪惡 KO 幫

Yeah, yeah! The evil KO gang.

對對對！邪惡 “KO” 幫

The KO gang?

KO 幫？

I'm Etsuko.

我是 Etsu“ko”.

I'm Setsuko.

我是Setsu“ko”

I'm Hikako.

我是 Hika"ko"

I'm Haruko.

我是 Haru"ko"

I'm Minato.

我是 Mina"to"

I'm Chikako.

我是 Chika"ko"

I'm Yukiko.

我是 Yuki"ko"

I'm Reiko. Keiko. I'm Seiko.

我是Rei"ko" Kei"ko" 我是 Sei"ko"

I'm Saiko.

我是 Sai"ko"

I'm Mexiko.

我是 Mexi"ko"

Tell us...

告訴我們

all the extreme adjectives or we will

所有的極端形容詞，不然我們就

beat the shxt out of you!

把妳打得滿地找牙

Bring it on!

放馬過來

I'm good!

我很棒

But I'm fantastic.

但我出類拔萃

I'm beautiful.

我很美

But I'm gorgeous.

但我傾國傾城

I'm funny.

我很好笑

But I'm hilarious!

但我風趣橫生

I'm hungry.

我很餓

But I'm starving.

但我飢腸轆轆

I am tired.

我很累

But I'm exhausted.

但我精疲力盡

Ha ha ha!

哈哈哈

I hope I have taught you a lesson.

希望這給你們上了一課

Oh, sorry!

喔抱歉

Hitumi?

是萊打我？

Kissumi?

萊親我？

Kikumi?

還是萊踢我？

Oh! Thank you!

喔，謝謝！

Sitonmi.

是萊坐我