Yes, Brandons, all Brandons, they're like best friends.

沒錯，所有叫Brandon的，他們就像最好的朋友

Yeah, they're super sweet people.

他們是貼心的人

I think Brian is a trustworthy name. And Ryan is a hot name.

我覺得Brian是個值得信任的名字，而Ryan是很性感的名字

Ryan's like your friend too.

Ryan也像你的朋友

Nick is totally your friend's name. Yeah, I just think Nick is Nick. I think Nick is very unoffensive.

Nick完全就是你朋友的名字，我覺得Nick就是Nick，這個名字不會讓人反感

Nicks are a good name. Yeah, if your name's Nick, like you're fine, everyone's gonna like you.

Nick是一個好名字，如果你的名字是Nick，那你很棒，大家都會喜歡你

I feel like Jacks, for some reason, I get a vibe that they're gonna swindle you,

取名為Jack的人，不知怎麼地，我就覺得他們會詐騙你

or they're the ones that are gonna cheat on you.

或者他們就是會對你不忠

Red flag name, TJ, RJ. Josh is a red flag.

危險人名，TJ、RJ。Josh是危險人物 (Red flag引申為危險、須注意的人事物)

Like RJ, TJ, PJ

像是 RJ、TJ、PJ

No, Jacob's a creep. Jacob's stupid.

不，Jacob 是個怪咖，Jacob很笨

Don't do this with Jacob again. (Yeah) You hear that

不要再和Jacob做這個了 (沒錯) 這個常聽到

Anybody who goes by their last name. That's my favorite！

以姓氏為稱呼的人, 那是我的最愛

David, David's a powerful guy name, like Michael, classic names. (Yeah)

David - David是很有力量的男生名字，像是Michael，很典型的名字。沒錯

William, oh yeah, especially if they do the whole name.

William, 喔對，尤其當他們說出全名時

I feel like Liams are business guys. I see them suited up.

我覺得叫Liam的人像是商務人士，我看他們都穿西裝打領帶

If you have a friend, a girlfriend that you're concerned about, and she tells you she started to date a William,

如果你有個朋友，你很關心的女性朋友，而她告訴你她開始和William約會

It's kind of one of those things where it's like...It's gonna be okay. She's gonna be okay.

這有點像是那種.... 會沒事的, 她會沒事的

The name that I am most likely to be like a guy who's kind of gross is Adam.

我最有可能覺得討厭的名字，像是....叫Adam的人都有點噁

Oh, I love the name Adam!

噢，我愛Adam這名字！

Adams are like I finger-banged someone in the bathroom and didn't wash my hand.

Adam就像，我在廁所用手指伸進某人的重要部位，然後不洗手

Bob

Bob

I also could never say Bob and be serious about it.

我沒辦法很正經地說Bob

Like I could never be in a fight with someone and be like come on Bob!

像我能和某人在吵架，然後說來吧Bob！

Steve, oh, it sounds like a nerd.

Steve，噢，聽起來像書呆子

It's tough to be a Steve.

當Steve很難的

Frank, I think Frank is not a good looking guy.

Frank，我覺得Frank不是帥哥

See, here's a thing, the name Frank is kind of like whatever, but then I happen to know some like really hot Franks.

看吧，事情是這樣的，我本來覺得Frank這個名字很...隨便，但後來我碰巧遇到一些很性感的Frank

Really? Do I?

真的嗎？ - 我有嗎？

I would love to say that I ended up with a Dylan.

我想說我最後和Dylan在一起

I would love to date a Brandon.

我會想跟Brandon約會

Of course you would!

你當然想！

I've always wanted to date a James.

我一直很想和James約會

Ethan, ooh. Surfer boy. Ooh, totally.

Ethan，噢 衝浪男孩 完全是

Ethan, you like Ethan. I love Ethan.

Ethan 你喜歡Ethan 我愛死Ethan了

I like Ethan. Ethans are confident.

我喜歡Ethan，叫Ethan的人都很有自信

Just smoking hot, has this amazing sense of humor.

超級性感，還有超棒的幽默感

Oh, I love Jake. Jake is my favorite male name.

噢，我愛Jake，Jake是我最愛的男性名字

Jack is rugged. Yeah. Jake is like the heartthrob.

Jake很有魅力，沒錯，Jake就像萬人迷

Very fit, very cool. He's got the nicest five o'clock shadow you've ever seen.

很強壯，又酷 - 他有著你所看過最有型的鬍渣

I think Parker is a hot name.

Parker是個性感的名字

Parker is so sexy.

Parker 很性感

Have you ever met a Parker? No!

你有遇過Parker嗎？沒有！

Maybe that's why it's sexy.

也許這就是為什麼它聽起來很性感的原因

I know, yeah.

我知道，對